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ROBZILLAHAIL TO THE KING BABY
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER


Posted:
people shouldn't be allowed to work this late...

there is good beer with my name on it out there just calling out to me!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin

I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
oh... something funny... lessee... a joke... ummm.... oh!

A guy walks into a bar, and puts a tiny little piano on the bar, and brings out a 9 inch pianist... redface Whooooops... cant tell that one ubblol

*sigh* God bless the simpsons...

Yay for beer beerchug

what exactly is your job? ubbrollsmile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fire Taigermember
105 posts

Posted:
two guys walk into bar,
which is pretty dumb cause you would think second guy would of seen it. smile

The quest for poi perfection may bring much enlightenment...
and burns
OOUUUUCCCHHHHIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
the armadillo in my lap is on fire, i think he doesn't want to be on fire, but that's odd because he's a fire armadillo and is suffering no ill effects. my pants however, are starting to burn as well

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
The fuit basket is the sworn enemy of the ninja. The hanger, a close relative of the fruit basket, is also a foe.

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD


ROBZILLAHAIL TO THE KING BABY
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER


Posted:
i didn't know that!

but surely a group of ninja could defeat a fuit bascket if armed with spear!

I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
a ninja could never defeat a spear-equiped fruit basket, those bananas would make mincemeat out of him!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
it is true, all must fear the might of the fruit... on the fruit brigade charge for the knives he said, blenders to the left of them blenders to the right of them blenders to the front of them on charged the fruit brigade...

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
theirs was not to question why, theirs was but to do and die...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
i am the mightiest of all the small plastic objects that you find on your floor and look important but you cant for the life of you figure out what they're for.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


NadishomeLiving life to the full!
177 posts
Location: Rural South


Posted:
Work is such a drag!!!

Need something exciting to happen!

Life is short!
So lets leave a mark,
for people to remember!


ROBZILLAHAIL TO THE KING BABY
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER


Posted:
...and i'm still here...

...nobody should have to work on a saturday!!!! frown

I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.


NadishomeLiving life to the full!
177 posts
Location: Rural South


Posted:
Or sundays!!!!

Have to work 9-5 each one!! Wot a weekend!

Life is short!
So lets leave a mark,
for people to remember!


NadishomeLiving life to the full!
177 posts
Location: Rural South


Posted:
K jus actually read this thread and completely confused! But hey!

Life is short!
So lets leave a mark,
for people to remember!


ROBZILLAHAIL TO THE KING BABY
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER


Posted:
hahaha ubblol

I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.


NadishomeLiving life to the full!
177 posts
Location: Rural South


Posted:
ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH

15mins to go!!!

Life is short!
So lets leave a mark,
for people to remember!


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
potato

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