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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:because she spent so long in your house.

Where's all my underwear today?


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:it all ran away, because you wore it too long without washing it

how many days can you get out of one wash?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:only one for normal people, but 365 for rednecks like you!

You're not serious are you?


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:serious about rippping your eyeballs out, puttting them on cocktail sticks, with bits of cheese and making you eat them...

was a little bit over the top?



ado-p
ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:not at all, it what i have for lunch every day...

where am i?


Love is the law.


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:You lie, you suck on balls but they're definatelty not of the eye persuasion

is that your idea of an insult?



Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:nope... thats more of a bunch of idiotic, moronic phrase thrown together to make you seem hard... when aactually your a little wuss tongue

Do you understand the principles of a yinyang?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:The balance of the universe between the female and the male, well normally it applies but in your case teh yin has taken over.. you're just a big girls blouse aren't you

Do you have any REAL friends?



Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:more then you... but hey, you dont need real friends... you have your imaginery friend malcom-bob, and a whole bunch of inflatamates

Why isnt there a poi/staff magazine?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:Because you'd be the only person stupid enough to buy it, the rest of us just stay here and chat.. duh

How did you get so stupid?



Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:( ireckon one would be usefull... move diagrams etc etc.... if there are stuffas mundane as fishing magazines, why not poi and staff?)

Because listening to you makes my brain cells commit hari kari.

You kick youreslf in the head, dont you?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:(I like that one.. good question)

Only to try to get the ringing out of my head that I get whenever I have to think about any of your moronic statements...

OR..

You're just jealous I can reach my head, your's is so for up your own ars* that if you tried to kick it you'd digest your own foot in your stomach acid.

How old WERE you when you stopped wetting the bed?



Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:i never started

you did then?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Yeah, I'm still wetting your bed every day.

Couldn't you smell it?


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:(fantastic *shakes your hand)

I can't smell much over that cheesy/fishy smell that comes over me when you're in the room.

When was the last time you changed you nags?



Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:(underpants?)... every day... but from the smell im getting from here, you dont even know what a washing machine looks like.

What do you do then?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:I work with people like you, it's called psycho therapy

and how did you feel after you had 'dealt' with the bunny rabbit?



nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:a sense of overwhelming release. But then I realised I'd released just that little bit *too* much. Lucklily your flannel was at hand, so that cleared up the sticky mess.

Didn't you realise Emma was a squid and not a mermaid?


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:I think we need to up the dosage on those pills, you're definately experiencing a delusional episode again.

Are you still suffering side effects? how are the facial tics?



Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:You think I would have thrown a mermaid at you?

Where do all the llamas live?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:Up your ar*se with the hamsters

Have you never heard of cruelty to animals?



Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:I've heard of it but I avoid you so I don't see that much.

Why are our eyes lensed like they are and not some other shape?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:They have a magnifying effect the way they are, so YOU of all people should be grateful wink

Why am I watching stupid reality TV?


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:ha ha.... nana

Seb I'd step out gracefully now if I were you before you get total battering methinks you're out of your league against NAG
any way back to business-

It's called escapism.. you'd do anything to get away formteh reality of your own pathetic existence.

when ARE you ever going to give up and admit defeat?



nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Why, getting desperate are we?

Why am I so poor?


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:Because any body who has ever had any contact with you has realised you're an idiot and exlpoilted that fact.

Haven't you ever wondered why all your 'freinds' have flatscreen TV's.....



Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Don't tell him that, he might realise what's going on!

Not untill now yoularge winged buttmonkey.

Out of my league you say?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:I'm so far out of your league that you're playing a different game on a smaller pitch speaking another language.

Why am I procrastinating when I have an exam in 22 hours?!


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:A lack of common sense, just like everyone else.

Should I paint my fingernails?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:yes, the'll match the booger hanging from your nostrils!

mjk?


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


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