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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:do what?rain on your parade? its easy all I have to do is show up you double decker dis-connected kalahari bush pig.

Whats the time?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Phoenix_OTM_TCR
Phoenix_OTM_TCR

Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia
Member Since: 4th Jul 2005
Total posts: 56
Posted:1:58am by the rocket clock you sad excuse for a motherless goat

why does it hurt?


Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:because you talk and talk and talk without realizing that everybody knows you sniff armpits for fun and thats sad you pot of jam.


How do you get a law changed?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Phoenix_OTM_TCR
Phoenix_OTM_TCR

Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia
Member Since: 4th Jul 2005
Total posts: 56
Posted:Ask a lawyer not me you stinking pile of infested mugworts.


Why do you ask such things?


Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:because I can you nincompoop! Its been swell but the swellings gone down, you bore me, I'm going home.


Who's making dinner?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Phoenix_OTM_TCR
Phoenix_OTM_TCR

Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia
Member Since: 4th Jul 2005
Total posts: 56
Posted:i am but you cant have any because of that terrible tank girl reference, having delusions of granduer you wannabe train wreck of a loose lipped iguana.


whats your problem? (my first guess - Alot)


Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


Caben
Caben

Taster of beer, drinker of wine and all around stumbler.
Location: Somewere way out there
Member Since: 23rd May 2005
Total posts: 238
Posted:Typical.......so short sighted and self obsessed that you can even tell that it isn't others with the problem.

Can you cook?


A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

a crowded elevator smells different to a midget

If you take me seriously you would be the only one


Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:of course you inbread!

whats that?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:that, my poor friend, is your nose.... it is rather large....

Stepped on a rake recently?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:no but i hear you have my flat faced friend

anyone got a tissue?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:no you senseless waste of human life.....you oxygen theif.....

why is it 4:00


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.


Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Because, thankfully, you're far away from me in a differernt timezone. Stay!

What's that bubbling noise?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


Phoenix_OTM_TCR
Phoenix_OTM_TCR

Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia
Member Since: 4th Jul 2005
Total posts: 56
Posted:your boiling eye fluid as i slowly cook them inside your useless skull.

Where are my cooking mits?


Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!


Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:on your feet you useless excuse for a primate!

why is my nose bleeding?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:because youve been trying to eat bus sandwiches again you hunger controled beast

why do i keep coming here?


back


drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:because you have no life, and nobody loves you.

where have I been these past several weeks?


What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:In a LSD and stritinine induced stupor, lying across a flagpole in Tragfalar Square and being sworn at by the pidgeons.

What did you do to your hair to get it like that?!


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


lauz the caterpilla
lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...
Member Since: 18th May 2005
Total posts: 2443
Posted:went to a hairdressers and paid for it you freak

why are we all being horrid people?


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:because we can you little worm

who's being horrid?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8735
Posted:nobody you paranoid fruit loop

whats the point?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:same as your head!!!!!!!!!

where is HoP?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Infront of your face you long-nosed cephlapod

Where have all the penguins gone?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Your ugly mug scared them underground...

Will someone help me find my lettuce?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:of course i will.

can someone help relieve my boredom?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Of course- we can trade insults, most majestically snooty one.

Will someone insult me this time? I'm feeling kinda rejected!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:why bother insulting you...........you are an insult



will it hurt if i stab myself with a fork?



clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:It looks like you already have...

How about if you stab someone else with a fork?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


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