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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:Very mjk. #Sneezes aforesaid booger all over Mr Majestic.#

Where's my hat?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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fussy


member
Location: Wales, UK

Total posts: 82
Posted:i dont think im allowed o say on here

how far awaqy is Pluto]

daz


stupidity is not a crime, you are free to go!!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:too far doofus

how do you like your eggs?


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The...Joker


The...Joker

Member
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 91
Posted:just recap,what is this all in response to,for i am whole heartedly willing to take the side of whoever asks first smile

never ever EVER, poke me with that thing.

just my little joke. As always.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:as far away from you as possible, you egg rottening...thing

how much does pasta rock?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:Depends how hot you cook it, I prefer mine kinda softish.

I suppose it sprung from the ask a stupid question get a stupid answer thread, though I don't really know. Anyhow it's origins are lost in the murk of loonacy now.


Why?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:because you are an insufferable git.

is this thread getting old?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:as old as you, you senile geriatric fool....

Which way to the "John"?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:Up your butt and around the corner.

What is 'real'?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:as real as your wig!

who has my car keys?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:That bum that you sold your keys too for his shoes, you vagabond!



Where the hell has my monkey gone?

EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1118090696)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:you packed it away in your nappie, you cheb!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:where's your stupid question you forgetful cretin?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:where is yours you numpty

where am i going with this?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog

where's your stupid question you forgetful cretin?


^^^ That looks like one don't it? tongue

Round in circles, as usual, you empotionally retarded smeghead tongue

Got milk?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:its in that flying machine you absolute humdinger



anyone seen me?


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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:no not really hehe

why are you all insulting each other does this mean i flibble?


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:probably! but you smell!

am i insane?


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:yes you are you crazy loon!

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pricklyleaf
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1365
Posted:Again, wheres your stupid question? you, with the memory of a goldfish.

Where is it?


Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:whos a crazy loon - you cant even follow simple instructions you good for nothing nut case

who cant follow instructions?


back

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:your parents obviously couldn't, seeing as you were concieved (SLAM!)

yay yay yay, the insult thread is back!!!

**does a happy dance**

...no one saw that, right?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:i did you banana eating head case!

at least i remembered a question this time, didnt i?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:no, you only think you did... your life is a fantasy... your actually a hobo called joe who live under the floorboards in a burnt out hospital....

Waa that accurate do you think (or dont you think at all? tongue ) ?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:its very accurate, but at least im not an spasticated badger that lives in a shed because they cannot afford to sleep in a dumpster!

am i being too harsh on him?


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Not at all you thumbless, inbred, simian from Dorset (?)

How else do you whoop ass? biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:by not begrudging people regardless of which county they come from doofistic fuckoid.

What is the plural of doofus?


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:It's doofi. Don't you know latin?...PUSSY

Was I too hard on them?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:actually I think your being light how can you call someone with a pussy a pussy?

Are you monged out?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:yes

why would you ask almost the same question as (of all people) Noddy you unoriginal dipstick tongue


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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