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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:it's a typo you unmuzzled hedge-born flax-wench!

why is there never anyone in the chatroom?


What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:because no-one wants to talk to a loser like you...

Who can hacky sac the longest?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:i can.



...oh, wait...



...thinking up insult....


... ummm...


...u smell...


...funny...



...yeah, thats it.






oh... yeah... question...



who...



no...


umm...


what is your name?




yeah... that'll do.


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:you should know that you stinking sack of ignorance

nice day isnt it


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:not if your still here, you minger.

How many chin ups can you do?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:way more than you, you gym-class reject...

why does my roomate's cat always sleep on my bed instead of hers?


What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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Mugetsu
Mugetsu

member
Location: Calgary
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2003
Total posts: 74
Posted:Because cats are drawn to all that is ugly.

Why does my CD player skip every other song?


Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:becaus it knows you have crap taste, you musically retarded deaf git...

anyone feel insulted yet? (hug)


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:no, you pustule infested herpes farmer!





why are ferrets still illegal in california?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:becasue perverts like you keep shoving 'em down their pants

How boring is baseball?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:It's about as boring as watching you spin.( hug tongue )



so... how about them yankee's?


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:how about your head, you overgrown beetroot?

did that insult count as a question?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:well you suck if you dont know the difference between an insult and a question.

how do you get to be a master of freudian tits?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:you make lots of them, you ridiculously underevolved primate.

do you even know what i mean by freudian tit?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:of course i do.... It's your self! u egotistical imbecil!



you're gonna try and insult me aren't you?


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:you seem to have that covered


if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it does it make a noise?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:yes, and it sounds quite like you being an idiot.

where's the loo?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:You should have gone before you left the house, you inconsiderate nincompoop!

How are you today?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:I was great until i talked to you, you soggy escuse for noodle scunge.

When's my birthday?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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firebyrd
member
Location: belfast
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 154
Posted:Who cares no body loves you enough to be bothered with it any way.

No seriously though what are freudian tits, and why would you want to be the master of them?


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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:Some mothers children! You just never know! ...
SPEAK TO THE HAND!

Do you think you're smart?


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:well we know you dont



how was the big red candle?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:i dont know, you're the one that was dumb enough to stick it up your nose.

Why did you do that?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:you seemed to enjoy it when you did it



did you eat paint chips when you were a kid


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:u must have shoved that BRC somewhere real deep! Sodomite!



what do u do for fun?



-------------------------------------------

Written by: Stevo McDugle --T/A-Ruffus


well we know you dont





u killed yourself with that one dood!



Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:insult idiots like you, you low life drifter....

What did you have for lunch?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:some people like YOU!

What's your unfavorite colour!


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:anything that you like or wear, you tasteless dork

Who liked the Magic Roundabout (not the crap remake movie)?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:I sold dougal to a chinese restaurant

can I go home yet?


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Burning_Bengal
Burning_Bengal

newbie
Location: California
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 24
Posted:cause morons like you.

why does your mother stink so much?


burning thingys is fun, and exciting

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