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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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myco
myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:no, it's stress inducing because you seem to be always replying on it and making me sick!

who stole my breakfast?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:no one has knicked your breakfast, your just a neurotic boring old fart nana

Who likes short-shorts?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:short-shorts are out of style, what are you, my grandma?

who put the 'bop' in the 'bop-shoo-bop'?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:silence, you repititive loser... your questions make me want to vomit out my guts

Can you say something that wont get you insulted?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:nothing, dumba$$, this is an insulting thread

why am i soooo tired?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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linden rathen
linden rathen

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Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:because you moronically thought you could do more than you can - think and stay awake at the same time - start with living and work up from there

why am i surronded by idiots?


back

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:because they wanna be just like you!

why is pie so cool?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:because it's tastey, you vile harpy queen!

what's brown and sticky?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:your hair

whats purple and sings?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:the underneath of your vile smelling foot, you putrid piece of flesh

what kinda music do you like?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:the music thread already exists, so run a search, you incorrigable dolt.

does this thread have staying power?(i.e. did i do good?)


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:more than you...

why is yellow called yellow?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:BECAUSE ITS NOT!

(dopey)


i think you are not?


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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meghann
enthusiast
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2004
Total posts: 302
Posted:make a question that actualy makes sence please..

you really are thick as s*** arent you!?


ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Total posts: 10530
Posted:it would appear that everyone is, you booger head... may i also direct you to the top of this thread, you know, the one that says (polite postspleas) or are you merley soicaly inept?

Why does looking at the sun make us go blind?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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munkypunks
munkypunks

enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
Location: Los Angeles, California
Member Since: 21st Jan 2005
Total posts: 367
Posted:It only makes blind the hippie zealot idiots who don't know better than to stare (apparently that includes you)

How good a time am I going to have at the beach burn tonight?


You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:you wont, smelly, i hope you set your pants on fire!

why is school so boring?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:because school bores the stupid, unimaginative types... like you

whats better, ice cream or cake?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:neither, you'll get fatter, fatty

whos a banana?


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MiG
MiG

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Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:the guy in that movie, with all the cartoons for the learning channel. but you wouldnt have seen that, living under a rock like you do, trogolodyte.

is that too big a word for this time of the evening?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:too big a head for me to like, MiG...go knock your self out tryng to get through a door, you smell

what is a jub jub?


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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:nothing, just like the meaning of ur existend wink

why do staffs hurt so much?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:cos you suck at it! Loser

why are poi so much fun?


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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:because idle hands are the devil's playground, soggy-noggin.

how many dimentions does the moon have?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:more than you have brain cells, you overbearing hamster vomit

Where did i put that program?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:why dont you check your armpit u mangie ignorant goat!



have you eaten a big red candle?

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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:only aome one beligerantly stupid person like you would do something like that, you putrid bucket of vomit

who the hell are you?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:Me?, i'm the man who'll be dancing on your grave when you kick the bucket, you incorrigable curmudgeon.



What is the Matrix?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:go watch a movie that makes sensem you mindless bag of rotten dribble...

do you reckon its bedtime?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:what the hell is sensem, you indeciferable halfwit?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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