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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:you armpits



whats the time


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:I do not find your question worthy of response, and furthermore, i fart in your general direction, you ninny.

what is the average airspeed velocity of a fuly laden swallow?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Sym
Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 1858
Posted:Don't just post python quotations.

What the point of this thread anyway?


There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:to annoy you, you "geek" you! (not a real insult...just its in your title)

Why do donkeys eat a cold meat lunch on a sunday?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:cause it reminds them of your toejam

why isn't majestik the best name ever?


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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Sym
Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 1858
Posted:Because it's the bigest misnomer since "Microsoft Works"

Sym on the otherhand, thats a good name, right?


There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:no, it sucks like a vacuum cleaner

does my bum look big in this?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:it looks enormous pete, you fat ass...go eat some lard.

do i look runty in this?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:like the runt of all runts

how can i fly?


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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loki.c1687
loki.c1687

addict
Location: Leeds
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 546
Posted:its not ur pant that are the problem if you get me....

if a train sets off at 10am from london traveling at 65mph.while another leaves nyc at 11am traveling at 82mph, when will the drivers get paid?

mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:when you are assassinated by a sheep, you rodent

so...do you come here often?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Sym
Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 1858
Posted:I did before you turned up nana

Whens lunch?


There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:when you stuff your mouth with an aplle and sit on the table

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:whers your question you imbecile?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:make up an answer next time, idiot

why is FRD so very rabid?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:because you bit me, frothy chops...

Why are hiccoughs spelt funny?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:cos they hate your smelly self, stench boy.....*eeew what smells like wet dog?* i do believe its FRD!

why do dogs smell bad?


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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Because they're trying to live up to your example.

Why does time fly?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:because its not going to hang around near something so vile as you

whats the point in safety tags?


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:only stupid heads don't know that

how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:as many as are needed you foolish piece of flesh

should i get a magic wand?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Total posts: 10530
Posted:what are you, an idiot child?

My question still satnds, you morons biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:to slowwly drive you mad what else is this world for you urinal faced beast?

are my insults too harse? ^_^


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Total posts: 10530
Posted:harse? Would you mean harsh, you slimey, snot nosed cretin?



Where the hell did you learn to spell, fridge face ubbrollsmile

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:he learned to spell in the sewer with you!

do you like to dance?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:not with people like you, foul creature of the night

Why are cats idiots?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:only with humans - unlike you foul pus filled streak of ditch water

why do people love fcuk so much?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:because they are dirty chavs... rather like you tongue

What, are you incapable of reading as well as spelling? nana


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:because he was too buisey beating the snot out of you, you little 8-year-old girl!

what does the 'scroll lock' button do?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:no - you just happen to be sad and sitting waiting for a post to reply to - you lonely hearts columnist

are you incapable of orginality?


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