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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
it's a typo you unmuzzled hedge-born flax-wench!

why is there never anyone in the chatroom?

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
because no-one wants to talk to a loser like you...

Who can hacky sac the longest?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
i can.



...oh, wait...



...thinking up insult....


... ummm...


...u smell...


...funny...



...yeah, thats it.






oh... yeah... question...



who...



no...


umm...


what is your name?




yeah... that'll do.

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you should know that you stinking sack of ignorance

nice day isnt it

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
not if your still here, you minger.

How many chin ups can you do?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
way more than you, you gym-class reject...

why does my roomate's cat always sleep on my bed instead of hers?

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


Mugetsumember
74 posts
Location: Calgary


Posted:
Because cats are drawn to all that is ugly.

Why does my CD player skip every other song?

Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
becaus it knows you have crap taste, you musically retarded deaf git...

anyone feel insulted yet? (hug)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
no, you pustule infested herpes farmer!





why are ferrets still illegal in california?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
becasue perverts like you keep shoving 'em down their pants

How boring is baseball?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
It's about as boring as watching you spin.( hug tongue )



so... how about them yankee's?

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
how about your head, you overgrown beetroot?

did that insult count as a question?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
well you suck if you dont know the difference between an insult and a question.

how do you get to be a master of freudian tits?

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
you make lots of them, you ridiculously underevolved primate.

do you even know what i mean by freudian tit?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
of course i do.... It's your self! u egotistical imbecil!



you're gonna try and insult me aren't you?

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
you seem to have that covered


if a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it does it make a noise?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
yes, and it sounds quite like you being an idiot.

where's the loo?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
You should have gone before you left the house, you inconsiderate nincompoop!

How are you today?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
I was great until i talked to you, you soggy escuse for noodle scunge.

When's my birthday?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


firebyrdSILVER Member
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom


Posted:
Who cares no body loves you enough to be bothered with it any way.

No seriously though what are freudian tits, and why would you want to be the master of them?

ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
Some mothers children! You just never know! ...
SPEAK TO THE HAND!

Do you think you're smart?

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
well we know you dont



how was the big red candle?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
i dont know, you're the one that was dumb enough to stick it up your nose.

Why did you do that?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
you seemed to enjoy it when you did it



did you eat paint chips when you were a kid

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
u must have shoved that BRC somewhere real deep! Sodomite!



what do u do for fun?



-------------------------------------------

Written by: Stevo McDugle --T/A-Ruffus



well we know you dont






u killed yourself with that one dood!

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
insult idiots like you, you low life drifter....

What did you have for lunch?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
some people like YOU!

What's your unfavorite colour!

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
anything that you like or wear, you tasteless dork

Who liked the Magic Roundabout (not the crap remake movie)?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I sold dougal to a chinese restaurant

can I go home yet?

Burning_Bengalnewbie
24 posts
Location: California


Posted:
cause morons like you.

why does your mother stink so much?

burning thingys is fun, and exciting


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