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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:bwahahahahaha ubblol

You smart [censored] tongue

Only if when i feel that its worth being original, rather than wasting my talents on the likes of you, you mongrel...

How many whales does it take to crush a house?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:not many in the case of your house (aka cardboard box)



what it like living under the motorway?



edit - last post was not ment to be timed like that - just fluke *grin

EDITED_BY: linden_rathen (1114615299)


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:you should know, you tramp.

So, what does the scroll lock do?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:locks the scroll of course, duffus

When is Christmas this year?


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Total posts: 10530
Posted:what does it matter, you putrid breathed pre-pubuscent wein child!

Does Father Christams exist beyond imagination?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted:Can not you spell? Or are you merely a cack handed lousy typist?



Why is ball chain God?


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:what are you, five? you're an immature little cretin!

what's the proper plural of octopus?


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:octapi you grammatically stunted excuse for a sentiant being renee d'carte obviously was wrong - you are but your not thinking

why bother?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Total posts: 10530
Posted:why not bother, you apathetic loser... go boil your head...

How crap is hollyoaks?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Stainless Munchkin
Stainless Munchkin

Master of the Munchkins

Member Since: 20th Mar 2005
Total posts: 246
Posted:u know about that, you sad potato couch

when will rudolph visit me again?


Are you that clever that you smile forever? biggrin

What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth


Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:when he comes to get his nose back from you...

why are racoons yellow?


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:because your flatulence makes them ill, you stink bug

Who likes ice cream?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:obviously you, fatty

who wants absinthe?


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



hexagonic
hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 18th Feb 2004
Total posts: 1687
Posted:I'll make you drink it if you don't stop pestering me.

what makes squirrels red?


ah wah wah wah a wah wah


fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Member Since: 12th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3638
Posted:looking at you and trying not to spew.........

will my phone ever stop beeping?


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:no, it hates you and thinks you need a good (beeping)

will my msn stop being a cow to me?


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:no, you speak the same language (as the cow, not the msn....yeh burn!)

Will Heman and Shera ever get back together?


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


bing!
bing!

i beat my inner child
Location: manchester UK
Member Since: 25th Jan 2005
Total posts: 184
Posted:no because your a girl and it realises you should be doin the cooking instead of wasting time on the computer :P

what shall i do today as i am really bored?


--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--


Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:Hm well because im really a guy it seems you often get confused with the difficulty of distinguishing between the genders.

can people really be that stupid?


Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


gemit
gemit

Member
Location: Plymouth, UK
Member Since: 10th Mar 2005
Total posts: 71
Posted:Well you should know, knob cheese....ah no you wont, coz your stupid!

Who would win a fight between a hippo and a rino?


Sleep when yer dead!

Ted, Ted, I forgaat to have me breakfast, d' ya tink I moight doie?!!

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom.....


darkpoet
darkpoet

Irish
Location: Dallas.........ish
Member Since: 14th May 2003
Total posts: 525
Posted:the flea on the rhino's back.......

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and
prizes

Co-Founder of Keepers of Light

Educate yourself about the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:whers your question, you odd looking freak of nature?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Gremz
Gremz

member
Location: gravesend, Kent
Member Since: 20th Aug 2004
Total posts: 35
Posted:can hamsters poi?

Playing with fire for 23 years.... last year i realised it comes on the end of a poi and staff too.....


Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Total posts: 10530
Posted:you also have appeared to miss the point of the thread as well, you bug eyed thing

Can hampsters poi tongue


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


darkpoet
darkpoet

Irish
Location: Dallas.........ish
Member Since: 14th May 2003
Total posts: 525
Posted:of course hampsters can poi...they can poi like a woodchuck can chuck wood

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and
prizes

Co-Founder of Keepers of Light

Educate yourself about the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


quiet
quiet

analytic
Location: bristol
Member Since: 15th Sep 2004
Total posts: 503
Posted:WHAT IS POI?

ture na sig


Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Total posts: 10530
Posted:*slaps forehead* Ohy man... tis like.. no one gets the thread... idiots biggrin

poi is a maori word for ball, that is spun around the body, you thunderfart...

now, does anyone know what they have to do next?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


meghann
enthusiast
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2004
Total posts: 302
Posted:well reply with an insult but i think they must just be too dumn toi get that

why r they so stupid?


ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:because its rubbed off from you

why am i so sleepy?


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:because your snoring is so loud, you wake yourself up, dunderhead.

Is this thread stress relieving or what?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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