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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:Oh bugger I had no idea...

wheres your frigging question mong boy?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:erm.... i got slightly muxtiped there... i was replying to mynci's post... sillius sodus that I am biggrin

And I forgot to add a question mark tongue

can you do this?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:Wouldn't want to you overlarge monkey's toe.

What's the dark in the fridge for?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:usually its light when I open the fridge dumbass

can you make human screwballs?


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firebyrd
SILVER Member since May 2005

member
Location: belfast, United Kingdom

Total posts: 154
Posted:i don't need to your parents seem to have done an outstanding job that I could never aspire to top.

how does it feel to be a screwball?


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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:it a lot more interesting than normal human who lacks my amzaing screwballicity, ur just jealous.

Do you like cheese?


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:no its smells like you!

how far away are you?


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Only the dairy kind, you hairy cheesemonger ubbloco

What's the atomic weight of Narativium?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:you missed your post you slow moving pooh shifter!

got a toothpick?


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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:yes unlike u u plaque ridden fuckoid (love that word)

has aprox 9 brain cells


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:wheres you frickin question you snot eating doorwedge?

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:whoops I think that insult is purely reserved for noddies such as urself...

do you like cookies?


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:of course i do, and im not sharning with you, you stinky gurkazoid!



wheres FRD?


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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:thought u'd have a better idea turkey nob twizzler

Do you eat meat?


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:of course, you yellow bellied nerk!

whats over there?


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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:me u blind baffoon

will you hit your head on the keyboard?


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Captain_Hi_Top
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore, New Zealand

Total posts: 529
Posted:go grow a mullet that might help



so who here wants a mullet?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:dont want a mullet, my hair is short and is growing and when it starts getting that way I'll leg it to hair dressers again

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:wheres your question again you forgetful fool!

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:It's on your shirt. #Points then flips Noddy's nose when he looks down at it#

Why is my shirt a dark colour?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Coz you obviously go shopping with your eyes closed *sighs*

Why do people have a lower intellect than 99.9% of apes?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:your a prime (ape) example!

whos got my car keys?


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:A teddy bear probably, your nothing but a yes man Noddy

Why did my boss come back from the pub?
confused


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:because YOU wernt working!

whos this?


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:quite obviously, its me. duh!

how can i pass my exam?


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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_FSA_


_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:you cant pass, no matter how much you study you will still be a pea-brained moron!

Why cant i think of a question??


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:because the brain power you have, if it was changed into petrol you wouldnt be able to power a motorbike thats the size of a fingernail around the circumference of a penny! *sits down gasping for air after that rant* biggrin

how longs a piece of string?


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_FSA_


_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:the answer to that is so simple that even a dyslexic shoelace could figure it out....fold it in half then double it...i mean duh, u must be so stupid that Benthic Maro-invertibrate could beet u at a simple game of chess!!

what is the circumference of a penny??


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:That my repugnant llama would be the distance around the outside, do you not understand simple english? would you prefer to converse in a series of grunts, clicks and whistles!

how much cheese can you fit in a monkeys bed socks?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:as much cheese as your eurgh to become the biggest nitwit of all time!

when is march?


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