Forums > Social Chat > Ask a stupid question, get insulted! (polite posts please)
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Location: Vermont, USA
so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...
!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!
I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...
what does purple smell like?
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
because she spent so long in your house.
Where's all my underwear today?
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
it all ran away, because you wore it too long without washing it
how many days can you get out of one wash?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
only one for normal people, but 365 for rednecks like you!
You're not serious are you?
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
serious about rippping your eyeballs out, puttting them on cocktail sticks, with bits of cheese and making you eat them...
was a little bit over the top?
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
not at all, it what i have for lunch every day...
where am i?
Love is the law.
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
You lie, you suck on balls but they're definatelty not of the eye persuasion
is that your idea of an insult?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
nope... thats more of a bunch of idiotic, moronic phrase thrown together to make you seem hard... when aactually your a little wuss
Do you understand the principles of a yinyang?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
The balance of the universe between the female and the male, well normally it applies but in your case teh yin has taken over.. you're just a big girls blouse aren't you
Do you have any REAL friends?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
more then you... but hey, you dont need real friends... you have your imaginery friend malcom-bob, and a whole bunch of inflatamates
Why isnt there a poi/staff magazine?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
Because you'd be the only person stupid enough to buy it, the rest of us just stay here and chat.. duh
How did you get so stupid?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
( ireckon one would be usefull... move diagrams etc etc.... if there are stuffas mundane as fishing magazines, why not poi and staff?)
Because listening to you makes my brain cells commit hari kari.
You kick youreslf in the head, dont you?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
(I like that one.. good question)
Only to try to get the ringing out of my head that I get whenever I have to think about any of your moronic statements...
OR..
You're just jealous I can reach my head, your's is so for up your own ars* that if you tried to kick it you'd digest your own foot in your stomach acid.
How old WERE you when you stopped wetting the bed?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
i never started
you did then?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Yeah, I'm still wetting your bed every day.
Couldn't you smell it?
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
(fantastic *shakes your hand)
I can't smell much over that cheesy/fishy smell that comes over me when you're in the room.
When was the last time you changed you nags?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
(underpants?)... every day... but from the smell im getting from here, you dont even know what a washing machine looks like.
What do you do then?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
I work with people like you, it's called psycho therapy
and how did you feel after you had 'dealt' with the bunny rabbit?
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
a sense of overwhelming release. But then I realised I'd released just that little bit *too* much. Lucklily your flannel was at hand, so that cleared up the sticky mess.
Didn't you realise Emma was a squid and not a mermaid?
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
I think we need to up the dosage on those pills, you're definately experiencing a delusional episode again.
Are you still suffering side effects? how are the facial tics?
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
You think I would have thrown a mermaid at you?
Where do all the llamas live?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
Up your ar*se with the hamsters
Have you never heard of cruelty to animals?
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
I've heard of it but I avoid you so I don't see that much.
Why are our eyes lensed like they are and not some other shape?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
They have a magnifying effect the way they are, so YOU of all people should be grateful
Why am I watching stupid reality TV?
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
ha ha....
Seb I'd step out gracefully now if I were you before you get total battering methinks you're out of your league against NAG
any way back to business-
It's called escapism.. you'd do anything to get away formteh reality of your own pathetic existence.
when ARE you ever going to give up and admit defeat?
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Why, getting desperate are we?
Why am I so poor?
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
Because any body who has ever had any contact with you has realised you're an idiot and exlpoilted that fact.
Haven't you ever wondered why all your 'freinds' have flatscreen TV's.....
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Don't tell him that, he might realise what's going on!
Not untill now yoularge winged buttmonkey.
Out of my league you say?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
I'm so far out of your league that you're playing a different game on a smaller pitch speaking another language.
Why am I procrastinating when I have an exam in 22 hours?!
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
A lack of common sense, just like everyone else.
Should I paint my fingernails?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
yes, the'll match the booger hanging from your nostrils!
mjk?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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