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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
bwahahahahaha ubblol

You smart [censored] tongue

Only if when i feel that its worth being original, rather than wasting my talents on the likes of you, you mongrel...

How many whales does it take to crush a house?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
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6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
not many in the case of your house (aka cardboard box)



what it like living under the motorway?



edit - last post was not ment to be timed like that - just fluke *grin
EDITED_BY: linden_rathen (1114615299)

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
you should know, you tramp.

So, what does the scroll lock do?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
locks the scroll of course, duffus

When is Christmas this year?

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
what does it matter, you putrid breathed pre-pubuscent wein child!

Does Father Christams exist beyond imagination?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Can not you spell? Or are you merely a cack handed lousy typist?



Why is ball chain God?

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
what are you, five? you're an immature little cretin!

what's the proper plural of octopus?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
octapi you grammatically stunted excuse for a sentiant being renee d'carte obviously was wrong - you are but your not thinking

why bother?

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
why not bother, you apathetic loser... go boil your head...

How crap is hollyoaks?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Stainless MunchkinMaster of the Munchkins
246 posts

Posted:
u know about that, you sad potato couch

when will rudolph visit me again?

Are you that clever that you smile forever? biggrin

What's from the Earth is of the greatest worth


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
when he comes to get his nose back from you...

why are racoons yellow?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
because your flatulence makes them ill, you stink bug

Who likes ice cream?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
obviously you, fatty

who wants absinthe?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
I'll make you drink it if you don't stop pestering me.

what makes squirrels red?

ah wah wah wah a wah wah


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
looking at you and trying not to spew.........

will my phone ever stop beeping?

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
no, it hates you and thinks you need a good (beeping)

will my msn stop being a cow to me?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



BumfroIts a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW


Posted:
no, you speak the same language (as the cow, not the msn....yeh burn!)

Will Heman and Shera ever get back together?

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


bing!BRONZE Member
i beat my inner child
184 posts
Location: manchester UK


Posted:
no because your a girl and it realises you should be doin the cooking instead of wasting time on the computer :P

what shall i do today as i am really bored?

--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--


BumfroIts a bum with an afro...
223 posts
Location: Newcastle NSW


Posted:
Hm well because im really a guy it seems you often get confused with the difficulty of distinguishing between the genders.

can people really be that stupid?

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction


gemitBRONZE Member
Member
71 posts
Location: Plymouth, UK


Posted:
Well you should know, knob cheese....ah no you wont, coz your stupid!

Who would win a fight between a hippo and a rino?

Sleep when yer dead!

Ted, Ted, I forgaat to have me breakfast, d' ya tink I moight doie?!!

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom.....


darkpoetBRONZE Member
Irish
525 posts
Location: Dallas.........ish, USA


Posted:
the flea on the rhino's back.......

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and
prizes

Co-Founder of Keepers of Light

Educate yourself about the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
whers your question, you odd looking freak of nature?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Gremzmember
35 posts
Location: gravesend, Kent


Posted:
can hamsters poi?

Playing with fire for 23 years.... last year i realised it comes on the end of a poi and staff too.....


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
you also have appeared to miss the point of the thread as well, you bug eyed thing

Can hampsters poi tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


darkpoetBRONZE Member
Irish
525 posts
Location: Dallas.........ish, USA


Posted:
of course hampsters can poi...they can poi like a woodchuck can chuck wood

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and
prizes

Co-Founder of Keepers of Light

Educate yourself about the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!


quietanalytic
503 posts
Location: bristol


Posted:
WHAT IS POI?

ture na sig


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*slaps forehead* Ohy man... tis like.. no one gets the thread... idiots biggrin

poi is a maori word for ball, that is spun around the body, you thunderfart...

now, does anyone know what they have to do next?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


meghannenthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise


Posted:
well reply with an insult but i think they must just be too dumn toi get that

why r they so stupid?

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
because its rubbed off from you

why am i so sleepy?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
because your snoring is so loud, you wake yourself up, dunderhead.

Is this thread stress relieving or what?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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