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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Very mjk. #Sneezes aforesaid booger all over Mr Majestic.#

Where's my hat?

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


fussymember
82 posts
Location: Wales, UK


Posted:
i dont think im allowed o say on here

how far awaqy is Pluto]

daz

stupidity is not a crime, you are free to go!!!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
too far doofus

how do you like your eggs?

The...JokerMember
91 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
just recap,what is this all in response to,for i am whole heartedly willing to take the side of whoever asks first smile

never ever EVER, poke me with that thing.

just my little joke. As always.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
as far away from you as possible, you egg rottening...thing

how much does pasta rock?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Depends how hot you cook it, I prefer mine kinda softish.

I suppose it sprung from the ask a stupid question get a stupid answer thread, though I don't really know. Anyhow it's origins are lost in the murk of loonacy now.


Why?

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
because you are an insufferable git.

is this thread getting old?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
as old as you, you senile geriatric fool....

Which way to the "John"?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Up your butt and around the corner.

What is 'real'?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
as real as your wig!

who has my car keys?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
That bum that you sold your keys too for his shoes, you vagabond!



Where the hell has my monkey gone?
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1118090696)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
you packed it away in your nappie, you cheb!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
where's your stupid question you forgetful cretin?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
where is yours you numpty

where am i going with this?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


where's your stupid question you forgetful cretin?



^^^ That looks like one don't it? tongue

Round in circles, as usual, you empotionally retarded smeghead tongue

Got milk?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
its in that flying machine you absolute humdinger



anyone seen me?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
no not really hehe

why are you all insulting each other does this mean i flibble?

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
probably! but you smell!

am i insane?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
yes you are you crazy loon!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


pricklyleafSILVER Member
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
Again, wheres your stupid question? you, with the memory of a goldfish.

Where is it?

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
whos a crazy loon - you cant even follow simple instructions you good for nothing nut case

who cant follow instructions?

back


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
your parents obviously couldn't, seeing as you were concieved (SLAM!)

yay yay yay, the insult thread is back!!!

**does a happy dance**

...no one saw that, right?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
i did you banana eating head case!

at least i remembered a question this time, didnt i?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
no, you only think you did... your life is a fantasy... your actually a hobo called joe who live under the floorboards in a burnt out hospital....

Waa that accurate do you think (or dont you think at all? tongue ) ?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
its very accurate, but at least im not an spasticated badger that lives in a shed because they cannot afford to sleep in a dumpster!

am i being too harsh on him?

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Not at all you thumbless, inbred, simian from Dorset (?)

How else do you whoop ass? biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
by not begrudging people regardless of which county they come from doofistic fuckoid.

What is the plural of doofus?

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
It's doofi. Don't you know latin?...PUSSY

Was I too hard on them?

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
actually I think your being light how can you call someone with a pussy a pussy?

Are you monged out?

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
yes

why would you ask almost the same question as (of all people) Noddy you unoriginal dipstick tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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