Forums > Social Chat > Ask a stupid question, get insulted! (polite posts please)
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Location: Vermont, USA
so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...
!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!
I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...
what does purple smell like?
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
Oh bugger I had no idea...
wheres your frigging question mong boy?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
erm.... i got slightly muxtiped there... i was replying to mynci's post... sillius sodus that I am
And I forgot to add a question mark
can you do this?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Wouldn't want to you overlarge monkey's toe.
What's the dark in the fridge for?
Chucks nuns
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
usually its light when I open the fridge dumbass
can you make human screwballs?
member
154 posts
Location: belfast, United Kingdom
i don't need to your parents seem to have done an outstanding job that I could never aspire to top.
how does it feel to be a screwball?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
it a lot more interesting than normal human who lacks my amzaing screwballicity, ur just jealous.
Do you like cheese?
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
no its smells like you!
how far away are you?
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Only the dairy kind, you hairy cheesemonger
What's the atomic weight of Narativium?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
you missed your post you slow moving pooh shifter!
got a toothpick?
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
yes unlike u u plaque ridden fuckoid (love that word)
has aprox 9 brain cells
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
wheres you frickin question you snot eating doorwedge?
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
whoops I think that insult is purely reserved for noddies such as urself...
do you like cookies?
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
of course i do, and im not sharning with you, you stinky gurkazoid!
wheres FRD?
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
thought u'd have a better idea turkey nob twizzler
Do you eat meat?
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
of course, you yellow bellied nerk!
whats over there?
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artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
me u blind baffoon
will you hit your head on the keyboard?
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
go grow a mullet that might help
so who here wants a mullet?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
dont want a mullet, my hair is short and is growing and when it starts getting that way I'll leg it to hair dressers again
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
wheres your question again you forgetful fool!
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643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
It's on your shirt. #Points then flips Noddy's nose when he looks down at it#
Why is my shirt a dark colour?
Chucks nuns
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Coz you obviously go shopping with your eyes closed *sighs*
Why do people have a lower intellect than 99.9% of apes?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
your a prime (ape) example!
whos got my car keys?
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
A teddy bear probably, your nothing but a yes man Noddy
Why did my boss come back from the pub?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
because YOU wernt working!
whos this?
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
quite obviously, its me. duh!
how can i pass my exam?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
you cant pass, no matter how much you study you will still be a pea-brained moron!
Why cant i think of a question??
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
because the brain power you have, if it was changed into petrol you wouldnt be able to power a motorbike thats the size of a fingernail around the circumference of a penny! *sits down gasping for air after that rant*
how longs a piece of string?
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1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
the answer to that is so simple that even a dyslexic shoelace could figure it out....fold it in half then double it...i mean duh, u must be so stupid that Benthic Maro-invertibrate could beet u at a simple game of chess!!
what is the circumference of a penny??
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
That my repugnant llama would be the distance around the outside, do you not understand simple english? would you prefer to converse in a series of grunts, clicks and whistles!
how much cheese can you fit in a monkeys bed socks?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
as much cheese as your eurgh to become the biggest nitwit of all time!
when is march?
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