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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:trust u to think of such a STUPID question like that...a three year olds left earlobe could answer that in 1 second flat....its the month after february and the month before april....there now u know that u might just pass your kindergarten test!!!

why is deloraine (the town i live in) such a hole??


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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Because YOU live there you non-consequential earwig of the planet....pah!

Why haven't the food standards agency replied to me about crumpet classification...? ubbloco


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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:because your not important enough, due to the fact that u live in a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin and u are not intelligent enough to work out how to get out of it and so u have spent your whole life trying 2 work out how to get out of your hole in the ground (unsuccessfully, thank god!!) aaannnndddd u a severely intellectually challenged......

why wont my science teacher let me fire twirl for my science project??


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Because you're too cottonpickin' clumsy, you oaf!

Why am I not wearing trousers?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:because you've been pantsed like the moronic patsy you are.

wait... where are *MY* pants?


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:in your greasy cheese infested nostrils

insult me anyways... bring it... or are you afraid?


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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:no im not afraid of you even a 6 year old who still wets the bed because of there nightmares wouldnt be scared of you due to the fact that you smell like a donkey that has been rolling around in its own poo for the last 12 days! (love you really)

am I going to get a beating for this post?


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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:no....because it was so stupid and pathetic that it would not be insulting to anyone (even the queen!!!)

why do donkeys roll around in their own poo??


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doctor_fandango
doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...
Member Since: 19th Jul 2004
Total posts: 761
Posted:because your poo smells too bad.

is that how this game works?


There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:well duh!!! i mean even a doped up 5 year old could figure that out.....

why is it that i always find it difficult to think of a question???


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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:because noone said happy easter to you yet




are you on Santas nice list?


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:nope you tartan hooded fool

Whats the capital of peru?


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doctor_fandango
doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...
Member Since: 19th Jul 2004
Total posts: 761
Posted:you know, when i was 5 i had a hamster. i was very cruel to the hamster, i tortured it.. shaved it, hung it over buckets of acid. unimaginably horrid things. the hamster subsiquently died & i continued torturing the corpse. several monts later my dad found the decrepid remains and told me"some day when you're older, that rancid disgusting worm infected hamster will return to haunt you."



mynci, meeting you on h.o.p. has brought my fathers prediction to fruition... thank you. wave



who wants to buy my socks?


There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:no but you must be on the nice list juggle







want to buy Dr Fandangos socks


Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:I wouldn't want anything that reminded me of my recent trip to the faeces section of the abbatoir..

Who would?


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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:not me i dont want anything to do with those putrid things!

anyone want to buy them?


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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Not off you hypnodwarf. ( wavehello)

Do you like farfanougan?


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Penguin Sven
Penguin Sven

member
Location: Australia,Vic
Member Since: 12th Jun 2004
Total posts: 185
Posted:farfa..what?

don't make up words

Do you sleep on your stomach, back or side?


"glow bugs, to slow to resist eating, to bitter to eat more than one handfull in a sitting" toothpaste for dinner

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:I don't want to fuel your twisted fantasies.

What sort of a hat do I have?


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:a very negative one

why shouldn't i make up words?


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doctor_fandango
doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...
Member Since: 19th Jul 2004
Total posts: 761
Posted:because only flugenroffs make up words, you flugenroff.

my socks are fresh, who wants them?


There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:no one would want your socks even if they are clean because you are so disgusting that 'clean' by your standard would be rotting and mouldy by anyone else's standards!!!

how about my socks???


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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I wouldnt touch your socks if my life depended on it. They are the second most vile and putrid things on the planet. Second only to your breath of coarse.

Do you really turn into a pumpkin at midnight?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:no thats only in your fairy taled little puny mind you smeghead!

how much is it?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:way too much for you to even contemplate you unconsious bafoon

when is it?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:you are not allowed to know you incompetant squrriel!

hey where my pants!!!??


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:on your head you miserable waste of saliva

how do you switch this thing on?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Phoenix_OTM_TCR
Phoenix_OTM_TCR

Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia
Member Since: 4th Jul 2005
Total posts: 56
Posted:You should already know you silly little cumquat i showed you already numbksull.


When will you ever learn?


Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I learnt a long time ago, unlike you you sorry excuse for a turnip!
Youre still a bit slow and your mother dresses you funny!

can you believe this?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Phoenix_OTM_TCR
Phoenix_OTM_TCR

Like a Phoenix bursting into new life from the ashes of its own fiery death, so to shall Osificurc The Mage will always return from his death, again, again and again...
Location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia
Member Since: 4th Jul 2005
Total posts: 56
Posted:Yes i believe anything after that last post you sorry excuse for an indignant anthill.

why do you do that?


Oderint Dum Metuant! Aut vincere aut mori! Alia iacta est! Lege atque lacrima! Sicvis Pocem Parabellum! Flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo! Quod nos non necat, nos certe fortiores reddere potest! Filius est pars patris!

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