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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:I do a fire/stunt show. My assistant up to now has been my girlfriend but she's a photographer, rather than a performer and dosn't want to keep doing the show with me.

Ideally I'm looking for a girl probably early 20's, sensible for safety stuff, extrovert for performing stuff, hardworking and reliable. Also up for ending up topless occasionally depending on the audience!

You will get the opportunity to show off and use your skills in front of some quite large crowds of appreciative people!

I do the show all over the country and have recently been getting enquiries about going to Europe.

You will need your own insurance and understand that you are working as a freelancer and that you do it at your own risk. The money would be a minimum of 100 a day. Generally the work is at weekends but a weekend gig would be Thursday or Friday through to Monday (3 days work plus 2 days travel). I am not fully booked for the summer yet, next show is end of April and one after that is end of May.

Ideally you would be based in or near Manchester but anywhere in England or Wales should be OK especially if you can travel.

So, reply to this thread if you're interested or email me - look at my personal page for that.


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Lycanthrope


Lycanthrope

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Location: Blackhill, Australia

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Posted:im a boy, but i would get topless

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

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flamazine


flamazine

journeyman
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Thanks for the offer but most of my shows are in England, you'd have a hell of a commute!

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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pricklyleaf
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pricklyleaf

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1365
Posted:Why would the woman have to get topless? Surley that just undermines the whole performance. confused mad

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and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:It's a magic trick that goes wrong. I pick the assistant out of the audience when I'm wearing silver firefighting overalls, I say that she needs to be wearing the same and I'm going to put some on her magically. I put her in a box that is covered in paper and spray it with parafin, get the audience to shout a magic word and I breathe fire at the box. The paper burns away and I open the box and out comes the girl not in firefighting overalls but in a bikini or topless (if it's like a biker rally). Oh no! the magic went wrong so he has to wear my overalls and she helps me out of them to reveal that I am wearing just a sequined thong which is what I wear for the rest of the show.

Like I say, it's my girlfriend who does this at the moment and she loves doing it cos she gets a bigger cheer than I get for most of my stunts!

A new assisstant wouldn't HAVE to go topless if they really didn't want to but it does work very well for certain audiences and it's comedy toplessness rather than sexual toplessness.

And I don't ask anyone to do anything I wouldn't, I've been stark naked on TV in front of an estimated 1,000,000,000 people.


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loki.c1687
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loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds

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Posted:i live in manchester and im getting qiute good at staff and poi but im a man...20.
ill meet up with u in the weekend and show you my skill's.
and if it helps im also fully first aid trained and have been around fire stuff since about 16....but i wont wear a thong...sorry but i just wont.
mike.c


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flid

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Posted:Written by:
I've been stark naked on TV in front of an estimated 1,000,000,000 people



1/5th of the world's population has seen you naked?! That's quite a feat


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Vixen
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Posted:what sort of talents does she need?

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coleman
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coleman

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Posted:Written by: flamazine

it's comedy toplessness rather than sexual toplessness.



ubblol

i'll have to remember that one!


cole. x


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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Written by: flid

</font><blockquote><font class="small">Written by:</font><hr />
I've been stark naked on TV in front of an estimated 1,000,000,000 people



1/5th of the world's population has seen you naked?! That's quite a feat



It was the MTV music awards - someone said that's what the viewing figures were!


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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Written by: Vixen

what sort of talents does she need?



A bit of poi/staff/juggling would be good. To be comfortable around fire is essential. Sensible for safety is essential. An extrovert would be ideal! Easygoing but hardworking. OK with camping! That should give you an idea.


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Vixen
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Posted:and look good in a bikini? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Written by: Vixen

and look good in a bikini? xxx



Well, yes, I suppose, I'm not expecting a beauty queen though (but wouldn't turn one down). And the bikini isn't essential, my girlfriend usually wears a sequinned pink mini skirt and a bra or topless.

A big smile and good sense of humour is more important.

Are you tempted Vixen?


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Posted:ah so you registered then smile ive sent some links to peeps i know are interested to this link. im sure youll find someone soon biggrin

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Vixen
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Posted:Im maybe a little tempted... xxx

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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

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Posted:Written by: Vixen

Im maybe a little tempted... xxx



Well if you want to check out the show and have a chat with me and you're free this weekend, I'm performing at Bike Show South West at the Royal Bath and West Showground near Shepton Mallet in Somerset. I think it's 15 for a weekend ticket with camping and all that and 8 for day tickets. Sorry but I don't have any free passes left.


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ado-p
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ado-p

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Posted:i look pretty good in a bikini

how open minded are you wink


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strugz
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Posted:ubblol

now that id pay to to see wink


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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Written by: ado-p

i look pretty good in a bikini

how open minded are you wink



Can you post a picture of yourself in a bikini so we can all judge if what you say is true?


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Vixen
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Posted:I have to work this weekend - sorry! xxx

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Vixen
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Posted:unless its friday? xxx

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_Clare_
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Posted:Yeush. Don't tempt him - he might actually do it

eek ubblol


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ado-p
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ado-p

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Posted:biggrin

though if its between me and vixen i think we have a clear winner


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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Written by: Vixen

unless its friday? xxx



We are doing a show on Friday evening. It's supposed to be campers only on Friday but I expect I can get special dispensation for you. wink


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flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:It looks like we may need a boys in bikinis gallery eek

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loki.c1687
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loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds

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Posted:so your only looking for a girl then???i could do it still but i need to know soon..
mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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flamazine


flamazine

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Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Written by: loki.c1687

so your only looking for a girl then???i could do it still but i need to know soon..
mike.c



It dosn't have to be a girl, although it always has been so far. I'm definitely up for meeting up with you next week and looking at the possibilities.


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loki.c1687
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loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds

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Posted:okies no problem..how long have you been doin the shows for?
mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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flamazine


flamazine

journeyman
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Written by: loki.c1687

okies no problem..how long have you been doin the shows for?
mike.c



This is my 3rd year.


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loki.c1687
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loki.c1687

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Location: Leeds

Total posts: 546
Posted:cool how much is paid?
mike.c


Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..

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flamazine


flamazine

journeyman
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 91
Posted:Written by: loki.c1687

cool how much is paid?
mike.c



Read the thread!!!


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