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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
might i put myself up for auction?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
i did so dont c any reason y u cant boss

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Righto, roll up roll up, Posted by himself we have......Will, and a pyro one at that. Rare breed this one,19years of age with hair the colour of sunsets and flames (at least thats one nice way of looking at it)

Talents including poi spinning, tying a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue and a reasonably good talent at voice impressions. I can cook orgasmic spaghetti bolognase, chicken korma and roast dinner not to mention numerous sweet sensations (flapjacks n shortbread included). Ace at massages and enjoy walks on the beach, high hills n mountains and of course many hugs!

Anyone interested? smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I bid for PyroWill -

836 hugs hug
1 CD of photo's of Sheffield & Bristol JC from Duballstar
2 pieces of paper with writing on
A half squeezed lemon
and a small south american piano that you play with your feet

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
i cannot believe that you have a 167 frame gif as your avatar. that is soo not fair. i want one.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
right i bid for the will meister:

1 home made compilation CD of songs to make you smile
lots of cups of your ginger and honey drink for your voice(hehehe)
the very cheesey 70's music im listening to at the mo
a home made jumper
half a packet of cherry drops
hugs on tap - whenever you want them
my banana, honey and youghurt milkshake (sooo good)
a head massage
a FULL tub of ben and jerries phish food *sigh*
a squishy beenbag
billions of cups of tea

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


minimaniacThe Ladiees Man
360 posts
Location: near swindon/ oxford


Posted:
i am putting myself up for auction! lets get the bids started at
A hug!

this guy can cook and iron! he trys to spin poi, also does many sports! so many the list is endless!

hes a full on member of the british army, training as an officer!

but dont tell vixen im up for bid if not she will tell me off!

I'm going to leave the army and run away to the circus

if not i will just become a MI5 agent !!!


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
if minimaniac has put himself up for bid does that mean wills auction has closed and ive won? please? hehe

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: MiG


i cannot believe that you have a 167 frame gif as your avatar. that is soo not fair. i want one.




yeh sorry, my mate did it for me, no idea how, but im the starring role in it

so anyway Will is still up for auction, despite some very tempting offers, I expect to be fought for!!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
How about some antibacterial 'bite' cream? biggrin ubbangel

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol, hmmm i wonder who told you about that missy wink where is the fraggle hiding!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:

oh the sexy croaky will.
i offer my cleaning skills in corset if need be( Think Monica from friends)
5 black and white stripy paper clips
a frog from my collection... it sits on your pen/pencil
1 sticky glow in the dark eye ball freshly washed smile
personal lessons how to do the btb weave....lololololololol
and lets not forget as many squshes as you want


hug hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
"cleaning skills in corset"

smile

THat must be worth quite a bit...

Its got cleaning AND erotic undertones in it...

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooo its very very tempting, can anyone beat the corset??

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
So many things someone could say to that...

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
god i have to consider my options now! didnt know putting myself up could get so complicated ho ho ho

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
LALALALALA -ahmet shouts from the corner-

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: PyroWill



lol, hmmm i wonder who told you about that missy wink where is the fraggle hiding!






*thumping noise*

I'm over here in this box. where mistress poly keeps me...

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
*pokes box with a stick* Quiet in there!

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
RIGHT! he WILL be mine! hehehe. for the gorgeous will i bid...

1 home made compilation CD of songs to make you smile
lots of cups of your ginger and honey drink for your voice(hehehe)
the very cheesey 70's music im listening to at the mo
a home made jumper
half a packet of cherry drops
hugs on tap - whenever you want them
my banana, honey and youghurt milkshake (sooo good)
a head massage
a FULL tub of ben and jerries phish food *sigh*
a squishy beenbag
billions of cups of tea
PLUS cleaning your room (as in your words you are a 'very messy boy' hehe:p) in an outfit of your choice, everday for a month

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
they think its all over.......



by the way bidding for PyroWill will end at 7pm Monday 22nd November smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm afraid bidding has stopped, and I'm sorry, Pink...? Poly (your antibacterial cream was tempting) and Goth Frogette, but Stroo wins, shes a little fighter isnt she!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
teehee! woooo! go me tongue

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
what more could any girl wish for?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
me and a fan size tub of banana yoghurt?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
bows down to queen stroo beerchug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
ok-

i ave big side burns,

If you like speed i can get 150mph outa my coupe ubbloco

You can join me at my local beach to watch the stars and play wiv fire.

I can roll my toung 4 ways.

AAAAnd i make the best **magically healig i myt add** lentil soup in all ze land(s)



any bids yet?



edited cause i found another way i can roll my tound ubbloco
EDITED_BY: My hairs on fire (1101163377)

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Puts on thinking cap and goes to bed to let the dreams decide*

hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
surely Stroo cant own minimaniac and Will???? Or is MM still up for bidding?!?!?

- And yes Rikki i did find out!!! haha
I already got me a UCoF tho (And very nice he is 2) xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
For Sale

One ado-p

Comes with:

all his own clothes
some firestaffs
mildly amusing charm
closley shaved head
ten fingers, ten toes etc.

Has:

a job
some firestaffs
foot rubbing ability
romantic notions about cute and pretty girls

Likes

firestaffs
shakin it
people that are shorter than him


Currently

single

smile

Love is the law.


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