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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
What? I remembered breathing holes, and water dish. When I entered the auction I specified that I wanted a spinner to keep in a box...

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Rumours of me spinning are apparently muchly over exagerated....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Oh contraire. I hear there's even video evidence...

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
jeez you type quick!

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Bluecat says i don't spin.

But mr nix has seen me now biggrin

so it might actually be true.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
*Wiggles fingers over keyboard*
Fastest two-finger typist in the south! wink

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
>insert witty comment here<

wink

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
tongue

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
just found out the true value of the wu-shu broadsword smile not live edged as I would class with a katana blade but i would never like to came across them.

I bought them to turn into fire swords but this set is too nice, they have etched blades and are carbon-sprung steel, a granny smit apple was tosse din the air about a week ago and a very gentle sweep easily cut it in half!

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live by the sword, die by the gun.

Mark P.

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey mark. How's the pub? What the smeg are you talking about?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
C@ntus pub is fine, the blades I am talking about are a pair of wu-shu (chineese) broadswords.

Martial and dangerous.

M x

Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Well at least there is a keyboard in the box hey c@ntus smile

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh because Sakura was talking about swords. Right. I thought you'd wandered into the wrong thread.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes fortuitous indeed about the keyboard.



and the little dish of water too biggrin

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Falls face first into the dish of water, dammit who left that there?

Not wrong thread I was asking sakura about here katana blade as I have reently bought a pair of swords to spin with.

C@ntus = cantankerous??!!

M x

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah that'll be it,

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Well it is time at last for me to head to bed anyway.

Still no bids for me so I will withdraw from this auction in the very near future,

Nite all,

M x

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
No I'll vote for you Mark P

I bid
* Some chocolate brownies
* 538 Hugs
* And some Galaxy Chocolate bars

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
No Alice, you dont seem to understand.

Y o u c a n t v o t e f o r p e o p l e .

You can only bid for them.

This is not an election or something.

wink

Where did all this voting come from?

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
grr you know what i meant... It's morning ok... (well ok technically afternoon) ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Hugs and chocolate!

Now you know your on to a winner there wink

M x

Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
must be all this election/voting hype and all that, a pink? thats what you were thinking of wasnt it? mmm yup masta been wink

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I vote for Alice. Alice for President.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Me for President ubbangel

(although i'm not an american citizen, can i be PM instead?)

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I was meaning president of the world. But you can set your sights (did i spell that right Poly?) lower if you don't think you're up to the challenge.....

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
To save me trawling through 38 pages of this, can anyone tell me if anyone's actually bothered to bid for me?

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oh so you want us to trawl for you! Ppffffffffft! Boys!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
Heh. *pictures himself caught in a big net off the back of a trawler*

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh President of the World...ubbangel

I could do that smile

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
Ok well i need a pick me up so i thought ide jump rite in an put myslelf up for auction (hoping i do actually get bid on otherwise ile jus go back to my corner).
I can talk for hours or jus listen,
Will always be up for a hug or 20,
Im a clumbsy bugga (but can usualy fix what i break) so that always entertains ppl round me.
Im also a fountain of usless information.
well hope all is well for everyone and have fun bidding *or not lol*

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


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