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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Posted:
Ha! Beat that hun
Oh and I will raise you two liters of the stuff that makes fire
Drome
quote:I raise you homebaked cookies and meals! In addition to fluffy hugs and back massages!
Originally posted by fluffy napalm fairy (Ros):
hee hee hee.......
How about if I bid:
5 loaves of bread, 2 kilo's of nutella and 5 litres of paraffin for the one they call Spiral. I think all those extra knees and elbows are well worth bidding for. You gonna raise me Drome?
Ha! Beat that hun
Oh and I will raise you two liters of the stuff that makes fire
Drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Posted:
Salivating at the thought of homebaked cookies in the sale room I have to most definitely say that Spiral is sold to the Pixie of the Drome.
Kurobei: if you're not covered by the warranty then you must be old stock. Our new range is fully warranted and insured for 3 years againgst fire, theft and accidental death due to exhaustion.
Plus, I do believe you are already the property of Flynt and it is therefore the opinion of the house that you should stop whining and get with the lovin', winin' and dinin'.
Miss Napalm Fairy, as sole owner of Mr C@ntus Fraggle already your bid is a tad superfluous. But we shall, in the interest of fairness (and good marketing practice), honour your bid. Sold to the gorgeous Napalm Fairy with the dreadlocks.
iluminaryfaerie simply perruse the stock and make a bid for any or all that take your fancy. Photo supplied upon application.
Salivating at the thought of homebaked cookies in the sale room I have to most definitely say that Spiral is sold to the Pixie of the Drome.
Kurobei: if you're not covered by the warranty then you must be old stock. Our new range is fully warranted and insured for 3 years againgst fire, theft and accidental death due to exhaustion.
Plus, I do believe you are already the property of Flynt and it is therefore the opinion of the house that you should stop whining and get with the lovin', winin' and dinin'.
Miss Napalm Fairy, as sole owner of Mr C@ntus Fraggle already your bid is a tad superfluous. But we shall, in the interest of fairness (and good marketing practice), honour your bid. Sold to the gorgeous Napalm Fairy with the dreadlocks.
iluminaryfaerie simply perruse the stock and make a bid for any or all that take your fancy. Photo supplied upon application.
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Thankyou Mr Auctioneer, those are my sentiments exactly....
Shall we go now Kurobei? `
Thankyou Mr Auctioneer, those are my sentiments exactly....
Shall we go now Kurobei? `
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
Posted:
Since I haven't been through the auction house lately (was too busy waiting on the block at the other one! )...I know Maximus liked the Reddi Whip and Strawberries I had in room number one, but that still leaves me with what's in room number two:
10 Lbs. rum soaked chocolates
Whipped cream (always have room for this!)
Soft deer hide manacles, complete with wrought iron bed frame
All over body lotion, edible for a licking good massage (one per night please)
And a 4 person hot tub.
50 hand made, delicately scented candles
Oh and I almost forgot the 4 casks of delicious Vampire brand (my favorite) Lambrusco wine...always good for a freshly purchase bed knave.
Anyone interested in being purchased? *devilish grin*
And Hels Bells...when do I get my turn with MikeG?
Thanks for sharing him with me, I appreciate it. Will he need a shot of adrenaline when you are done with him so that he can keep up with me?
Since I haven't been through the auction house lately (was too busy waiting on the block at the other one! )...I know Maximus liked the Reddi Whip and Strawberries I had in room number one, but that still leaves me with what's in room number two:
10 Lbs. rum soaked chocolates
Whipped cream (always have room for this!)
Soft deer hide manacles, complete with wrought iron bed frame
All over body lotion, edible for a licking good massage (one per night please)
And a 4 person hot tub.
50 hand made, delicately scented candles
Oh and I almost forgot the 4 casks of delicious Vampire brand (my favorite) Lambrusco wine...always good for a freshly purchase bed knave.
Anyone interested in being purchased? *devilish grin*
And Hels Bells...when do I get my turn with MikeG?
Thanks for sharing him with me, I appreciate it. Will he need a shot of adrenaline when you are done with him so that he can keep up with me?
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
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Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!
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Posted:
Hello young lady. My that's a lot of items you're carrying. The question is Miss Pele which of our young gents takes your fancy?
We have the very handsome Durbs or the enigmatic Myst. Or perhaps you'd prefer the mysterious Paradic Arsonist, or BurningByron. And lets not forget swiftythefireguy.
And as the ladies in question have failed to return to up their bids Mr Bendy makes a welcome return to the block.
So my lady, which will it be.
Or perhaps madam has her site set on another? If this is th case we will do our utmost to procure them for you.
Hello young lady. My that's a lot of items you're carrying. The question is Miss Pele which of our young gents takes your fancy?
We have the very handsome Durbs or the enigmatic Myst. Or perhaps you'd prefer the mysterious Paradic Arsonist, or BurningByron. And lets not forget swiftythefireguy.
And as the ladies in question have failed to return to up their bids Mr Bendy makes a welcome return to the block.
So my lady, which will it be.
Or perhaps madam has her site set on another? If this is th case we will do our utmost to procure them for you.
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
Winning Bidder #1722 adren@line, congratulations on being the winning bidder for incredibly hot Male Item #2132 Bram!
Now do you want us to send you that picture Bram's dad & mom sent, looking up his kilt, WITHOUT the family crest covering the family jewels, now? If you missed it, look back some pages, it's a real family treasure, and it's yours, courtesy Earl & Lady Bram, along with young Lord Bram, because you're the winning bidder!
Bidder #3243 iluminaryfaerie
~ FireMike & clerks
~ The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
[ 16 October 2002, 19:09: Message edited by: FíreMîke ]
Winning Bidder #1722 adren@line, congratulations on being the winning bidder for incredibly hot Male Item #2132 Bram!
Now do you want us to send you that picture Bram's dad & mom sent, looking up his kilt, WITHOUT the family crest covering the family jewels, now? If you missed it, look back some pages, it's a real family treasure, and it's yours, courtesy Earl & Lady Bram, along with young Lord Bram, because you're the winning bidder!
Bidder #3243 iluminaryfaerie
quote:sorry, no Male Items for sale her can RESIST fire, most are OBSESSED and IRRESISTIBLY ATTRACTED to it like nails to magnets. . . perhaps you might try in the Teflon manufacturers' overstock auctions in . . . Hong Kong?
Originally posted by iluminaryfaerie:
fire resistant?
~ FireMike & clerks
~ The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
[ 16 October 2002, 19:09: Message edited by: FíreMîke ]
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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21 posts
Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!
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Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!
Posted:
AUCTION HOUSE BIDDERS & ITEMS CALL
Unclaimed purchases will be resold, if the Items are present; in fact, in our current period of ROLLING SALES, Spiral has already been sold to dromepixie, CONGRATULATIONS!
The following Patrons & Male Items (in alphabetical order) are now being sent PMs to report to the clerk's desk to settle their accounts, be transferred to their lucky owners, or present themselves to our grooming staff for the After-Round 1 Firesale!
Bendy
Bram
BurningByron
Cassandra
Durbs (offered for sale by C@ntus)
Falloutboy
Havoc
Jade Lynx
Kyrian
Master Sodium
Maximus
Mike Ginny
Myst
Nyx
Paradic Arsonist
Pozee
Raymund Phule
Rozi
SmallBoy
Spanky (offered for sale by Raymund Phule)
swiftythefireguy (offered for sale while on caravan)
THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE
Whiffle Squeek
Sales notices are also being sent to some interested Bidders, who, alas, did not tender any winning bids! Sorry, ladies, be sure to bid up higher next time, so you don't go home * empty-handed *
PLEASE NOTE: Got a handsome ex, kid, brother, pal, idol, enemy, or lover who needs more? We're constantly open for booking new hot Male Items for sale, and we're currently in a period of ROLLING SALES! Try Lady Luck's hand! She may caress you, reward you, or spank you, take a chance, buy romance or a jolly good time at The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse!
[ 16 October 2002, 20:15: Message edited by: Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltd ]
AUCTION HOUSE BIDDERS & ITEMS CALL
Unclaimed purchases will be resold, if the Items are present; in fact, in our current period of ROLLING SALES, Spiral has already been sold to dromepixie, CONGRATULATIONS!
The following Patrons & Male Items (in alphabetical order) are now being sent PMs to report to the clerk's desk to settle their accounts, be transferred to their lucky owners, or present themselves to our grooming staff for the After-Round 1 Firesale!
Bendy
Bram
BurningByron
Cassandra
Durbs (offered for sale by C@ntus)
Falloutboy
Havoc
Jade Lynx
Kyrian
Master Sodium
Maximus
Mike Ginny
Myst
Nyx
Paradic Arsonist
Pozee
Raymund Phule
Rozi
SmallBoy
Spanky (offered for sale by Raymund Phule)
swiftythefireguy (offered for sale while on caravan)
THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE
Whiffle Squeek
Sales notices are also being sent to some interested Bidders, who, alas, did not tender any winning bids! Sorry, ladies, be sure to bid up higher next time, so you don't go home * empty-handed *
PLEASE NOTE: Got a handsome ex, kid, brother, pal, idol, enemy, or lover who needs more? We're constantly open for booking new hot Male Items for sale, and we're currently in a period of ROLLING SALES! Try Lady Luck's hand! She may caress you, reward you, or spank you, take a chance, buy romance or a jolly good time at The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse!
[ 16 October 2002, 20:15: Message edited by: Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltd ]
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
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the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
Posted:
With all due respect, Mr. Auction House Man Sir, but Maximus should not be on that list. If you would kindly refer to page 5 or 6, you will see that I did in fact submit the winning bid for him, before you were hired, and that I did, in fact, make good on all payments due (ask Maximus! )
Please remove my property's..er..man's name from the above list.
Thank you.
Oh, and, do you have any suggestions on who would be a worthy addition to my purchase roster to fill that second room I bid earlier? I would really appreciate the opinions of such a specialist as yourself!
[ 16 October 2002, 19:32: Message edited by: Pele ]
With all due respect, Mr. Auction House Man Sir, but Maximus should not be on that list. If you would kindly refer to page 5 or 6, you will see that I did in fact submit the winning bid for him, before you were hired, and that I did, in fact, make good on all payments due (ask Maximus! )
Please remove my property's..er..man's name from the above list.
Thank you.
Oh, and, do you have any suggestions on who would be a worthy addition to my purchase roster to fill that second room I bid earlier? I would really appreciate the opinions of such a specialist as yourself!
[ 16 October 2002, 19:32: Message edited by: Pele ]
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
member
21 posts
Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!
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Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!
Posted:
What would be your pleasure in the qualities you'd like in your next Male Item?
[ 16 October 2002, 19:47: Message edited by: Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltd ]
quote:Thank you, Bidder #18 Pele, yes, you did indeed buy Item #1069 Maximus, and our clerk's desk confirms your payments have cleared in a very satisfactory way! We are merely notifying all Male Items to report here to go home with their happy new winning bidders!
Originally posted by Pele:
Mr. Auction House Man Sir, but Maximus should not be on that list. I did in fact submit the winning bid for him, before you were hired, and that I did, in fact, make good on all payments due (ask Maximus! )[. . .]
Oh, and, do you have any suggestions on who would be a worthy addition to my purchase roster to fill that second room I bid earlier? I would really appreciate the opinions of such a specialist as yourself!
What would be your pleasure in the qualities you'd like in your next Male Item?
[ 16 October 2002, 19:47: Message edited by: Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltd ]
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
member
340 posts
Location: Australia
340 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
I am very confused so correct me if I'm wrong here. You guys plan to sell me into slavery? right? To one of the girls on this forum? Damn I thought the Americans had a war about this or something and the dudes that wanted slavery lost. Where's Huckleberry Finn when I need him most!!
Do I have a choice about which lady I'm sold to or wether I'm sold at all?
Can I bid for myself?
Right then I bid...
two smiley faces
a shocked expression
and a wink
to purchase myself.
I am very confused so correct me if I'm wrong here. You guys plan to sell me into slavery? right? To one of the girls on this forum? Damn I thought the Americans had a war about this or something and the dudes that wanted slavery lost. Where's Huckleberry Finn when I need him most!!
Do I have a choice about which lady I'm sold to or wether I'm sold at all?
Can I bid for myself?
Right then I bid...
two smiley faces
a shocked expression
and a wink
to purchase myself.
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
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2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Posted:
I was not selling or brokering Spanky, I was mearly advertising. Thats all. I have nothing to do with his sale.
I was not selling or brokering Spanky, I was mearly advertising. Thats all. I have nothing to do with his sale.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!
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Posted:
AUCTIONHOUSE RULES REMINDER
Please see AUCTIONHOUSE RULES REMINDER Page 6 in this House for the 3 ways in which a Male Item can be entered for sale at auction!
Item #2067 Burning Byron may be mentally damaged, however our medical staff is checking to make sure his body is functioning satisfactorily for other interests of our lady Patrons!
This Item originally put himself up for sale, voluntarily, in pursuit of $$$$$$CASH$$$$$ according to sales entry method (2) "ITEM submits self, either because free and therefore owner of self, or with clearance from all other owner(s)." Here is the evidence:
BurningByron
Male Item # 2076 posted 30 September 2002 15:57
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Ok its about time I took advantage of my fine physique and sexual prowess within this auction, besides I need to increase my earning potential if I want to by my 1958 Triumph Spitfire.
Well ladies what do you have to offer taking into account that vegemite is not a valid form of payment. Oh and Flynt I dont accept in depth discussions on the workings of the universe as a valid form of currency either although any expression found in my email account from your wonderful self would make my day brighter, hint hint
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What you condemn will condemn you, what you judge you will one day become.
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Posts: 90 | From: Perth Australia | Registered: May 2002 |
Now suddenly he doesn't remember, or claims he is unfamiliar with our fine Patrons here at Home of Poi and their wonderful uses for Male Items:
BurningByron
Member
Member # 2076
posted 16 October 2002 20:26
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I am very confused so correct me if I'm wrong here. You guys plan to sell me into slavery? right? To one of the girls on this forum? Damn I thought the Americans had a war about this or something and the dudes that wanted slavery lost. Where's Huckleberry Finn when I need him most!!
Do I have a choice about which lady I'm sold to or wether I'm sold at all?
Can I bid for myself?
Right then I bid...
two smiley faces
a shocked expression
and a wink
to purchase myself.
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What you condemn will condemn you, what you judge you will one day become.
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Posts: 90 | From: Perth Australia | Registered: May 2002 |
OWNER BIDDING FORBIDDEN
Owners of Male Items may not bid for them at auction, including Male Items who enter themselves for sale under method (2).
They can, however, prior to a sale round, or prior to the first bid during the current period of ROLLING SALES, register a minimum bid with the clerk's desk. We honor minimum bids by bona fide certified owners, and will advise you of when they prevent your successful sale.
Good luck , and may a good shot of whisky clear Item #2067 Burning Byron's senses!
AUCTIONHOUSE RULES REMINDER
Please see AUCTIONHOUSE RULES REMINDER Page 6 in this House for the 3 ways in which a Male Item can be entered for sale at auction!
Item #2067 Burning Byron may be mentally damaged, however our medical staff is checking to make sure his body is functioning satisfactorily for other interests of our lady Patrons!
This Item originally put himself up for sale, voluntarily, in pursuit of $$$$$$CASH$$$$$ according to sales entry method (2) "ITEM submits self, either because free and therefore owner of self, or with clearance from all other owner(s)." Here is the evidence:
BurningByron
Male Item # 2076 posted 30 September 2002 15:57
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Ok its about time I took advantage of my fine physique and sexual prowess within this auction, besides I need to increase my earning potential if I want to by my 1958 Triumph Spitfire.
Well ladies what do you have to offer taking into account that vegemite is not a valid form of payment. Oh and Flynt I dont accept in depth discussions on the workings of the universe as a valid form of currency either although any expression found in my email account from your wonderful self would make my day brighter, hint hint
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What you condemn will condemn you, what you judge you will one day become.
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Posts: 90 | From: Perth Australia | Registered: May 2002 |
Now suddenly he doesn't remember, or claims he is unfamiliar with our fine Patrons here at Home of Poi and their wonderful uses for Male Items:
BurningByron
Member
Member # 2076
posted 16 October 2002 20:26
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I am very confused so correct me if I'm wrong here. You guys plan to sell me into slavery? right? To one of the girls on this forum? Damn I thought the Americans had a war about this or something and the dudes that wanted slavery lost. Where's Huckleberry Finn when I need him most!!
Do I have a choice about which lady I'm sold to or wether I'm sold at all?
Can I bid for myself?
Right then I bid...
two smiley faces
a shocked expression
and a wink
to purchase myself.
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What you condemn will condemn you, what you judge you will one day become.
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Posts: 90 | From: Perth Australia | Registered: May 2002 |
OWNER BIDDING FORBIDDEN
Owners of Male Items may not bid for them at auction, including Male Items who enter themselves for sale under method (2).
They can, however, prior to a sale round, or prior to the first bid during the current period of ROLLING SALES, register a minimum bid with the clerk's desk. We honor minimum bids by bona fide certified owners, and will advise you of when they prevent your successful sale.
Good luck , and may a good shot of whisky clear Item #2067 Burning Byron's senses!
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
member
340 posts
Location: Australia
340 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
woah mentally damaged??? harsh Mr Auctioneer man.
I dont drink so a shot of whisky is probably not a good idea to 'clear' my mind. I do 'eat' though... (no seedy conatations implied )
woah mentally damaged??? harsh Mr Auctioneer man.
I dont drink so a shot of whisky is probably not a good idea to 'clear' my mind. I do 'eat' though... (no seedy conatations implied )
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I think he might need a shot of "something" yes! Pele - I'm trusting you with my merchandise, all I ask in return is that you bring him back to "mama" first thing each Thursday
But I do warn you, you have to keep a tight leash on him, he has disappeared for a few days , and I'm not a happy mistress. He has been a naughty, naughty boy not getting my permission to wander off....wait till I get my hands on him
MIKE G? MIKE G? GET BACK HERE....NOW!!!
Hels wanders off to get her whip and chains to "punish" Mike G when he returns
quote:Pele - I'm thinking I can lend you MikeG every Wednesday. I think you're gonna have your hands full with Maximus for the rest of the time.
Originally posted by Pele:
And Hels Bells...when do I get my turn with MikeG?
Thanks for sharing him with me, I appreciate it. Will he need a shot of adrenaline when you are done with him so that he can keep up with me?
I think he might need a shot of "something" yes! Pele - I'm trusting you with my merchandise, all I ask in return is that you bring him back to "mama" first thing each Thursday
But I do warn you, you have to keep a tight leash on him, he has disappeared for a few days , and I'm not a happy mistress. He has been a naughty, naughty boy not getting my permission to wander off....wait till I get my hands on him
MIKE G? MIKE G? GET BACK HERE....NOW!!!
Hels wanders off to get her whip and chains to "punish" Mike G when he returns
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Posted:
You are mine! Ha what should I require of you as your first duty...
You give good massages?!
We should exchange music making techniques too...
Love n hugs Drome
quote:Watch out Spiral!
Originally posted by Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltd:
Spiral has already been sold to dromepixie, CONGRATULATIONS!
You are mine! Ha what should I require of you as your first duty...
You give good massages?!
We should exchange music making techniques too...
Love n hugs Drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
Wahoo! Congratulations on your purchase Drome
Look what Ros got, Look what Ros got
Wahoo! Congratulations on your purchase Drome
Look what Ros got, Look what Ros got
quote:yippeeeeeeee!
Mr C@ntus Fraggle ... Sold to the gorgeous Napalm Fairy with the dreadlocks.
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
member
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
Posted:
Ho hum, I think I've seen enough.
I'm schleepy and ready for bed now Flynt, can we go home please?
Mmmmmmmmm *snuggles*!!
Ho hum, I think I've seen enough.
I'm schleepy and ready for bed now Flynt, can we go home please?
Mmmmmmmmm *snuggles*!!
whats up with all the limitations?
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Or don't, for that matter...
quote:Yooo Hoooo!!!! Over here!!!! Now that FireMike has handed you the keys to my chains, can you please unchain me?
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
Thanks C@ntus - you did a grand job! Plus I still get MikeG, tra la la la.....
Now where has he disappeared too? Has that Nyx been trying to steal him again??
Or don't, for that matter...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
MikeG - where have you been?
I see I'm gonna have to keep my eye on you! except for wednesday's when you're with Pele
I'm going to unchain you (just for the time being though). Well I think the airlines might think it a little odd if you're all chained up. Yep that's right, I'm flying you over to London, then I can start on all those foot massages I promised. Then you in turn are going to show me everything you have learnt in class...oh yes you are!
Got your passport??
MikeG - where have you been?
I see I'm gonna have to keep my eye on you! except for wednesday's when you're with Pele
I'm going to unchain you (just for the time being though). Well I think the airlines might think it a little odd if you're all chained up. Yep that's right, I'm flying you over to London, then I can start on all those foot massages I promised. Then you in turn are going to show me everything you have learnt in class...oh yes you are!
Got your passport??
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Oolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Posted:
Quick! come and claim me before I get resold!
OOeerrr, whatever will aunty mind gap say?
(maybe I can do A runner before he gets home!)
And as for my first task....... We'll I'm quite well trained and suit many roles....... domestic, social, those kinds of things,and if you ask the auctioneer he may have my Slaves'r'Us training certificates!
Quick! come and claim me before I get resold!
OOeerrr, whatever will aunty mind gap say?
(maybe I can do A runner before he gets home!)
And as for my first task....... We'll I'm quite well trained and suit many roles....... domestic, social, those kinds of things,and if you ask the auctioneer he may have my Slaves'r'Us training certificates!
old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
Posted:
i'm hungry
i'm hungry
wherever you go, there you are.
enthusiast
385 posts
Location: NorCal
385 posts
Location: NorCal
Posted:
And I think since I already have one San Diego marine i would like to make it a pair...they sure do know how to take orders! And in my long-standing tradition of absconding with the merchandise.........
*grabs Spanky before anyone has a chance to react and disappears into the night*
quote:That's fine, i'll allow that now that i'm done with you- time to send your knowlege over to the UK for a while....have fun girls!
Yooo Hoooo!!!! Over here!!!! Now that FireMike has handed you the keys to my chains, can you please unchain me?
Or don't, for that matter...
And I think since I already have one San Diego marine i would like to make it a pair...they sure do know how to take orders! And in my long-standing tradition of absconding with the merchandise.........
*grabs Spanky before anyone has a chance to react and disappears into the night*
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Posted:
I think my owner forgot me here
I think my owner forgot me here
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Posted:
Well Spiral it doesnt matter what Aunty mind says does it?
Ok ok so it does...
Aunty mindgap do you have anything to say?
I will surely take good care of him! That is if he is a good wittle boy
If not I will commision DFQ to give him a good spanking as it is her specialty...
DFQ- 'its all about spanking'
So you see Mr. Mindgap I am a suitable candidate for this gentleman! I would if I could own him but I know I need your express permission!
Is it granted?!?!
*looks up to the sky, hands together with puppy dog eyes*
Pls Mr mindgap
Pretty PLS.
Much love hugs and hope for Mr. Spiral to be declared mine by his Aunty Mind, Drome
Well Spiral it doesnt matter what Aunty mind says does it?
Ok ok so it does...
Aunty mindgap do you have anything to say?
I will surely take good care of him! That is if he is a good wittle boy
If not I will commision DFQ to give him a good spanking as it is her specialty...
DFQ- 'its all about spanking'
So you see Mr. Mindgap I am a suitable candidate for this gentleman! I would if I could own him but I know I need your express permission!
Is it granted?!?!
*looks up to the sky, hands together with puppy dog eyes*
Pls Mr mindgap
Pretty PLS.
Much love hugs and hope for Mr. Spiral to be declared mine by his Aunty Mind, Drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
member
239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA
239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA
Posted:
So FireMike bought me and I bought him...
Tidy.
I'd kinda like to buy WhiffleSqueek, 'cos what a cute name, but i no longer have anything to bid since i shelled over everything for FM...
Oh well, i suspect he can keep me busy...
So FireMike bought me and I bought him...
Tidy.
I'd kinda like to buy WhiffleSqueek, 'cos what a cute name, but i no longer have anything to bid since i shelled over everything for FM...
Oh well, i suspect he can keep me busy...
We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!
Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
( * pant * )
hufffl
( * pant pant * )
done moistening every little finger under da nail with the pointy tip of my tongue darting only 20 times and moving only 1 mm sideways per minute , now, Lynxie Mistress. . .
what's your heart's desire next?
( * pant * )
hufffffrrrrlll
oh, yeah, YES I LOVE YOUR FINGERNAILS
YES I LOVE YOUR FINGERNAILS
YES I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SCRATCH MY BACK
YES YES STOP NO STOP YES
I'M SAYING IT! I'M SAYING IT! I'M SAYING IT! PLEASE STOP NO YES NO
( * collapse * )
( * pant * )
hufffl
( * pant pant * )
done moistening every little finger under da nail with the pointy tip of my tongue darting only 20 times and moving only 1 mm sideways per minute , now, Lynxie Mistress. . .
what's your heart's desire next?
( * pant * )
hufffffrrrrlll
oh, yeah, YES I LOVE YOUR FINGERNAILS
YES I LOVE YOUR FINGERNAILS
YES I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SCRATCH MY BACK
YES YES STOP NO STOP YES
I'M SAYING IT! I'M SAYING IT! I'M SAYING IT! PLEASE STOP NO YES NO
( * collapse * )
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
BRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
Hi all!!
Apologies and rushed (and often made up) excuses for being absent from this entire thread.
Right, now I want some answers as to why no-one bid for me!!
C'mon - I'm cheap to run, I fit in your pocket, am very lazy, lethargic and reasonably clean. Oh and have a Porsche...
Hi all!!
Apologies and rushed (and often made up) excuses for being absent from this entire thread.
Right, now I want some answers as to why no-one bid for me!!
C'mon - I'm cheap to run, I fit in your pocket, am very lazy, lethargic and reasonably clean. Oh and have a Porsche...
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
You do NOT want to learn everything I learned in class, unless the anterosuperior pancreaticoduodenal artery interests you. Or management of acute myocardial infarction.
However, I can teach you the relevant points I learned about certain regional anatomy...
And I did not disappear. I was chained here the whole time. YOU disappeared. But I'm not allowed to complain because I am the object...
quote:Passport. Check!
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
I'm going to unchain you (just for the time being though). Well I think the airlines might think it a little odd if you're all chained up. Yep that's right, I'm flying you over to London, then I can start on all those foot massages I promised. Then you in turn are going to show me everything you have learnt in class...oh yes you are!
Got your passport??
You do NOT want to learn everything I learned in class, unless the anterosuperior pancreaticoduodenal artery interests you. Or management of acute myocardial infarction.
However, I can teach you the relevant points I learned about certain regional anatomy...
And I did not disappear. I was chained here the whole time. YOU disappeared. But I'm not allowed to complain because I am the object...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
Durbs - I'll bid for you.
Hmm let me think what I got here..
I got some meths.. good for drinking if not spinning.. got some Boric acid as well.. mmm pretty green fire.. I also got some humbugs somewhere.. I'll take the poket fluff off tehm first tho
Durbs - I'll bid for you.
Hmm let me think what I got here..
I got some meths.. good for drinking if not spinning.. got some Boric acid as well.. mmm pretty green fire.. I also got some humbugs somewhere.. I'll take the poket fluff off tehm first tho
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
SILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
If that little minx Nyx is anything to go by - I'm going to have fun with you!
I've had a long day at work, I have an achy neck . Remembering you are the object and you are not to complain or say NO to anything, can I have a massage please? I'll make it worth you're while!
quote:Regional anatomy will do just fine Doctor!
Originally posted by MikeGinny:
You do NOT want to learn everything I learned in class, unless the anterosuperior pancreaticoduodenal artery interests you. Or management of acute myocardial infarction.
However, I can teach you the relevant points I learned about certain regional anatomy...
And I did not disappear. I was chained here the whole time. YOU disappeared. But I'm not allowed to complain because I am the object...
If that little minx Nyx is anything to go by - I'm going to have fun with you!
I've had a long day at work, I have an achy neck . Remembering you are the object and you are not to complain or say NO to anything, can I have a massage please? I'll make it worth you're while!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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