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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:so you give the next person a great one-liner to make an awesome punchline with..
they come in and knock 'em dead, and then set up the next poster for an equally witty one-liner thing...

make sense?

anyway (even if you dont. just pretend..)...

what did the barman say when the horse walked into his bar?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Total posts: 10530
Posted:Why the long face...

ummm... i dont know any non dirty jokes...

ubbidea

what did the barman say when the bear walked into the bar, waited, and then asked for a drink...?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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pricklyleaf
pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 7th Mar 2005
Total posts: 1365
Posted:I don't know?!

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:Certainly, but why the long pause/paws biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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pricklyleaf
pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 7th Mar 2005
Total posts: 1365
Posted:urrrrrh!

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:is bad innit... ur turn silly tongue

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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pricklyleaf
pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 7th Mar 2005
Total posts: 1365
Posted:errr Whats black, white and red all over?

(there are a few options for this!)


Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

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Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:micheal jackson *rrimshot



I got pulled over the ther day and the cop asked "you been drinkin"? and I said......


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Gelfling
Gelfling

Watcher of 80s cartoons
Location: Chepstow & Bristol
Member Since: 7th Jul 2004
Total posts: 665
Posted:I'm from Texas aren't I? wink

What's red and sits in the corner?


>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:a cherry that hasnt been "broken"...

2 fishermen are fishing off a bridge. a car drives passed, and the driver shouts out an obscenity about the immorality of fishing off of bridges. around the corner, the car swerves and hits a tree. one of the fishermen says to the other....


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Gelfling
Gelfling

Watcher of 80s cartoons
Location: Chepstow & Bristol
Member Since: 7th Jul 2004
Total posts: 665
Posted:"...Is that the 23rd or the 24th person we've caught using this method. Quick - let's fillet him before his flesh becomes too tough..."

Why do my socks turn brittle?


>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:cos theyre made of peanuts...

Why did the Australian cross the road?


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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:because.. um.. he was a chicken...

how many s&m people does it take to change a lightbulb?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Gelfling
Gelfling

Watcher of 80s cartoons
Location: Chepstow & Bristol
Member Since: 7th Jul 2004
Total posts: 665
Posted:Just one, but when I'm master at my very whim I can command a multitude of sub slaves to lie on top of one another in a stair case formation to allow my trainee dom to change the bulb for me. Mwa ha ha ha!!!

Doctor doctor I mistook the chilli oil for lube...


>What do you think about the state of the Earth?
>I'm optimistic.
>So why do you look so sad?
>I'm not sure that my optimism is justified.

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:was it hot sex then.

mum, mum, the kids keep calling me a monkey...


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:Thats nice dear, go upstairs and tidy your tyre...

Doctor doctor I dreamt last night I was a tree!


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nucleon
nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
Member Since: 29th Oct 2004
Total posts: 404
Posted:did you had moring wood afterwards?

what does it take to make peanut butter?


so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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Dressed in Black
Dressed in Black

A Fire Inside
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxfor...
Member Since: 28th Feb 2005
Total posts: 191
Posted:lots of big tasty NUTS! SALTY ONES!

What did the monkey say to the hippo?


::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::

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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:who ate all the banana pies..?

whats the difference between an ambulance and an elephant?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:the elephant has red flashing lights...

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


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shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:2 - one to rotate the bulb in and the other to flick the switch to denote nuclear weapons on south pacific attols.

what did the frenchman say to the natives of the islands he blew up?


those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:Sorry guys, but the we've found a market for coral that glows in the dark...

How many frenchmen does it take the neutralise an unarmed hippy?


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linden rathen
linden rathen

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Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:all of them - they need to picekt calais first

how do you get an elephant into your fridge?


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myco
myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:in lots and lots of freezer bags

what did George Dubbya say when he stubbed his toe?


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nucleon
nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
Member Since: 29th Oct 2004
Total posts: 404
Posted:ouch.

what else did he said?


so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:Daddy!?

When is a penguin not a penguin?


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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

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Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:when its flying out of your toilet like a raccoon.

hello my dear you are first rate, how about we go on a date?
You're are so fine looking, come sit with me.... (continue)

(dr suess pick up lines!)


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Cloudscape
Cloudscape

Member
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 20th Aug 2004
Total posts: 62
Posted:... and do some cooking?

What's black and white and eats like a horse?


Remember what the doormouse said

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bing!
bing!

i beat my inner child
Location: manchester UK
Member Since: 25th Jan 2005
Total posts: 184
Posted:your mum

why did the chicken cross the road?


--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:because the comedian told it to

why did the comedian tell the chicken to cross the road?


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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:because he wanted to see its ass...
(He said it was a very good cluck too)

Why did the terrapin cross the road?


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