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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Rhubarb and apple crumble. YUM! Swims in custard.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Hm.. Ninja farms not good enough eh?
Well sorrY Mr. Picky, how much do you think I can fit in my backpack?

I have only one further thing to add:

a solim promis to cleen yuo out everryday and maek sure you allways got a bowel of cleen warter and I'll taek you worlks to the parck everry singul day and twis on sunndays. Browneys Onor.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:mmmmmm alcohol

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted: Written by: Wooktastic


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Rhubarb and apple crumble. YUM! Swims in custard.



Oooh! I actually made apple crumble last night, with custard smile mmmmm! Damn I'm hungry frown Who's for crumble? *gets serving spoon ready*


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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:Well on account of the obviously deliberate bad spelling I'm going to have to pass on your offer Hazel (it's one of my major pet peeves) but still no one has won, remember folks, HoP calender entry (shameless self promotion) wink biggrin ubbloco

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:*appears in a flash, bib at the ready, lucky spoon in hand poised for crumbledom*



smile



Now we wait..


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Fine.. You're going to be that fussy I don't want you anyway.

Huh.

*sulks*


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:*serves crumble to all,.. with custard!*

Don't sulk my dear, have a dictionary wink and a hug


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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:...*Raises hastily emptied bowl and looks hungrily up at TinyPixie with wide gleaming eyes*



More please biggrin





Cream tea anyone?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:'nkyou.. Not had apple crumble in ages..

mmmm.. I think I may have to go make some myself now.. rhubarb and strawberry..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Bidding will end on Dec 5 12PM Pacific standard time.

So far Mynci holds the lead with:

the mastery of 3's
the mane of a rabid watermelon
2 blind mice
a home away from home
the secret of making things disappear
A racing camel
a remote controlled pheasant
some magic beans
75 used playing cards
and a sentient stick
a universal bird adapter
a pair of nickel cadmium rechargeable batteries

*starts rambling really fast like an auctioneer*


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:I suppose I should put an end on my auction too, how's about 12:30 pm (NZ time) on thursday 6th of Dec.

So far, CQ is still in the lead


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted: Written by: Poje


Bidding will end on Dec 5 12PM Pacific standard time.

So far Mynci holds the lead with:




biggrin december 5th is my birthday smile


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Wow, and what a birthday it will be if you win me wink

i still got another 25 days til my birthday, it sucks having your birthday at the very end of the year.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:yippee! biggrin dude I know how yu feel, my friend matt has his on new years eve

bounce


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:Ya, it sucks BUT happy (late) birthday!!!! You get me!!!!

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:Congrats to Clarence_Quack, my new owner biggrin, wooo, I now get to add 'owned by' in my sig

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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MikefromGlos
MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England
Member Since: 10th Jul 2006
Total posts: 985
Posted:I am still a free man he he he wink

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:*hipthrust*

I was reminded of this thread today and it made me giggle.
SO- Which of you lovely male HoPpers would like to be auctioned off today?!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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meshunderlay
meshunderlay

Juggler/Spinner
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA
Member Since: 15th Sep 2008
Total posts: 612
Posted:Wow, I didn't even know there WAS an official male HoP auction, or... maybe I did, but I forgot.

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SpinnerofDetroit
SpinnerofDetroit

All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
Location: Trenton, MI, USA
Member Since: 25th Oct 2009
Total posts: 2280
Posted:This thread is amazing
EDITED_BY: SpinnerofDetroit (1291752243)


The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Epic bump is epic.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Since it's been a while, are all contracts up for renewal? If so, I bid beer for FRD.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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meshunderlay
meshunderlay

Juggler/Spinner
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA
Member Since: 15th Sep 2008
Total posts: 612
Posted:Is the auction only open to female bidders? =P

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:I'm pretty sure its open to everyone.
There should be a female auction floating around somewhere for all the lovely ladies too!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:hey Rouge you can't call contracts up for renewal! between Me And Blu_Valley we own loads of hoppers (well we did but many alas no longere seem to be with us frown )
EDITED_BY: Mynci (1291899170)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Anyone remember who I own? Anyone remember if it was them? laugh3

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Just read the thread. tongue2

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I'm not at uni anymore; I don't have assignments to avoid tongue2

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:*snigger*

Point taken.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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