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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include Poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are Poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


HavocHavoc
168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*turns round, suddenly realising someone has finished the bidding, and everyone has gone home!*

*puts down pink Poi and wanders off into the sunset to find a muffin*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
* sits and crys in the corner as she has been back stabbed by Rozi and has nothing*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
*hears sobbing & peeks back round the door*

I'm sorry, which ones would you like?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


HavocHavoc
168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
*comes back to comfort pink Poi, and offer her a muffin*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
You can have Havoc, he is cute & he has muffins

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
*cheers up*

Um...you give me any two....

*takes her prizes and walks off to go out...*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Ahhhh, everyone is happy.

Pink Poi has found true love with Havoc, two boys & a muffin

And the rest of the boys are waiting outside for me in the limo

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Erm...just so I know...did I end up with anyone, I was sitting in the corner on my own for most of it all.........

whats up with all the limitations?


HavocHavoc
168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I believe u came with us... although it could be that rozi acquired u somewhere along the way!

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
SORTED! a limo! cool....how long/ how many wheels?/ how is have a pool/ helicopter landing pad/ mini ar/ nutella...fridges and fridges full of nutella! yipee! i flaming hope so!

HavocHavoc
168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
ur mad! completely mad! where'd the limo come from??? or did i miss that entirely

*runs off to check*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
A notice for all you gents out there, the female auction house is now OPEN!!!!!!!!

Bidding has already started!!!!!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Define playing Cassandra?

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Shotgun on the Limo Pool

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
What flavour muffin do you have Havoc?

What 2 guys did i get in the end?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


HavocHavoc
168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
i do a range of muffins, blueberry and blackberry are among my favourites, however for you my dear i happen to have a very special chocolate muffin!

r u sold on the idea?



[ 25 September 2002, 03:50: Message edited by: Havoc ]

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes...you said the magic word...

...Chocolate!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


falloutboySILVER Member
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe


Posted:
DID SOMEONE SAY THAI WHISKY? yummmmmmm
- i'll hold you to that Rozi.. or maybe i'm already in the limo drinking it, it's kind of hard to tell

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
semi-tall male. black hair, blue eyes, likes Poi and glowbreathing, hobbies include holding lovely gurls in his arms till the sun implodes.

Bidding starts at....

P.S. the winner will be the first to actually see my face

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
sheesh!

The Auctioneer goes away for one night and when i come back all is CHAOS?

LADIES! you should be ashamed of yourself, Here we have some lovely gentlemen up for bidding, and you have resorted to scrabbling over them like chickens? a little more respect please! and a little more dignity from you all too!

HERE ARE THE WINNERS OF OUR AUCTION:

Kurobei with his lushious puppy dog eyes, going to Cassandra, who outbid everyone by about three weeks worth of hugging...

Raymond Phule goes to Rozi, hehehe

UCOF and Havoc both to Pink Poi, cos she threw in that barbie pen, and we all know how much it means to her...

Adren@line gets Bram, cos he's such a cutey (i've already seen your face Bram honey, remember ? )

ummmm who else was there....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Nyx gets pozee although she wasnt in this particular auction, i got a substantial bid via a proxy from her....

ummmm
ahhhhh crud.
i missed out ` none left for me...

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Nyxenthusiast
385 posts
Location: NorCal


Posted:
pozee's already in my closet....
i might be interested in leasing him out if the offer is good enough

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Sssshhh, Flynt hasn't noticed that FalloutBoy is still in the back of my limo drinking Thai whiskey...

I get Ray & FalloutBoy, just like I wanted!!!

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
If Falloutboy likes "staff work" and "in particular doubles" then should he not be auctioned off to the men, not the ladies? (j/k Fb )

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Bendy, be nice

Rozi honey, hehe i noticed, and forgot to write anything. I thought seeing as you and the luverly Pink Poi put in such a spectacular bid, then you should share the four bois between you....

*sigh*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Puts himself up in a sympathy auction for the left out Flynt.

Bendy is an energetic dual-graduate who enjoys hot weather and outdoor activities. He makes a living working with computers and is starting to get back into the twirling arts.

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Bendy is also born only one month and thirteen days after me...... WOWSERS!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


falloutboySILVER Member
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe


Posted:
LIES! it's all lies.. i deny everything.
No comment!
*puts hand in front of camera*

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Bendy can lick his own elbows.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
so i see from the photo you sent me C@ntus..... veryyyy impressive.

and here i thought it was impossible to like your own elbows....

bids two jars of nutella, four jars of fluff, three packets of timtams, and one massage for Bendy

Currently on the right side up of the world.


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