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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
Written by: ilsanya


ok 4 sparkey i bid:

a hug
a tophat with a purple band
lots of smiles
3 and a bit jars of nutella
a collapsible coathanger




plus
6 and 2/3 jars of nutella
coconut surf wax, nearly new
pink socks
a very pretty autumn leaf from a tree in my garden
3 nice rocks from new zealand
some new black nail polish

i want him, he will b mine and i will fight u for him ubblol

Quid Pro Quo
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ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
okay Ilsanya...you want a fight...I'll give you a fight... *strikes a mortal kombat pose*

Written by: kmbkitten


-handmade paper made by moi
-scraps from my prom dress that I'm making
-I'll one up Ilsanya on the nutella and put up 4 jars, because nutella rocks my world!
-a bunch of old/used glowsticks
-a massage (I've been told I give really good massages)





plus...
-my grandma's homemade cookies (whatever kind you like)
-4 more jars of nutella
-pink and black striped socks
-a big garbage bag full of popcorn (I work at a theater...I have connections...)
-lots and lots of used colored pencils!!!
-and a box of mints

mine! grrrrrr ubbloco

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
sofar i think miss ilsanya is winning, if only because of the hat. i like hats, and that one sounds really cool. i'm a little curious as to what happened to that other third of a jar tongue

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
Written by: ilsanya


Written by: ilsanya


ok 4 sparkey i bid:

a hug
a tophat with a purple band
lots of smiles
3 and a bit jars of nutella
a collapsible coathanger




plus
6 and 2/3 jars of nutella
coconut surf wax, nearly new
pink socks
a very pretty autumn leaf from a tree in my garden
3 nice rocks from new zealand
some new black nail polish

i want him, he will b mine and i will fight u for him ubblol




all this and
guitar tabs for killing in the name of
spikey cuff
3 more jars of nutella
glow in the dark body paint
100 hug
green tutu
checkered shoelaces

i have to win!

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ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
oh the jar ...um...would u believe the leprachaun under my bed ate it?

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JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
17, guy, cute, 6 foot tall, spikey brown hair, dark eyes. Mostly straight, but flamboyant like crazy. Enjoys fire, glow sticks and loud thumpy music. I like to define myself as "ecentric" rather than crazy. Ummm, love glow sticks too. Glows under a UV light. I would say I'm cute, i suppose. Check out my gallery. Want a good bod? Stop working out and start swimming like a fish! I'm like a sperm, im a swimmer.

Don't mind me, just passing through.


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
hmmmmmmm for jaykitty

4 glow sticks
a mintie
a hockey puk
a painting (done by me)
and a glitter gel pen

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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
since she seems so determined, and because of the hat, i think ilsanya win the auction. congratulations, you now own me. now, what are you going to do with me? let me know when you figure it out, i dont' know what to do with myself!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
*does a "i won sparkey dance"*
yay!!!!!!!!!!

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ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
fine, that's cool, but then can I please have jaykitty???? please! I'm putting down again what I put for sparkey, plus...

a bunch of new glowsticks
a couple of high intensity glowsticks
uv light
lots of really cool techno thumpy music (including sandstorm if ya like)
lots of time to spin glowsticks because I love the same things you do when it comes to what you said you liked!!

woot and you are cute too. at least from what I can tell from the pics...

ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
oh ok then, but only if i can borrow him occasionly (u can borrow sparkey if u want)

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ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
hmm, I think I can share. we can trade off once in a while so neither of us get lonely or worse...bored. just kidding guys! I'm sure you are both very exciting...*falls asleep*

JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
I'm loving the glitter pen ^_^ im such a softie for sparklies. Glowies, always nice, and if you have a pic online of the painting id love to see it. I love art ^_^ and a mint, fresh breath is nice and i like hockey.

Don't mind me, just passing through.


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
hey...if its art you like I'll give you my whole darn portfolio plus I'll through in my sketch book. Come on, she already got one!!! I feel so unloved!

ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
yeah we can share, that will be fun! keep things fresh

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pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ok, for sale.. .. ..
guy, age 16, blonde, grouse at poi, recording musician (doesnt that sound pro) lanky, 5foot 7 (i think) quickly getting hippier

bidding starts now, ends when i get back from g.i. joe camp this friday (austrailian time)

cheers, pete biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
...so does this mean I won Jaykitty...what's new pussy cat?

AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
How does this work?Do i have to put myself up, or do i get nominated?Am i mentioned somewhere in the past 51 pages?

Spinning makes my world go round


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
ooh i bid for pineapple pete!

ok
one golconda circus festival ticket (major hippy fest)
one pair of thongs/flip flops/jandles
a nice rock
3 bots of ribbon
and endless hugs

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JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
^_^ I've been bid on

Don't mind me, just passing through.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
aight im gona extend my bidding time, cos i can.
ends whenever, but so far ilsanyas winin

cheers, pete biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
yay i rule!!!!!!

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AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
my bidding time starts...3...2...1...GO!
Tall,blond & blue. Enjoys long romantics spins on the beach.How much would you pay for this rock hard slab of spinner?

Spinning makes my world go round


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
lots and lots!

ok for alfred......

3 bent pens (bunsen burner art)
a baloon animal
black nailpolish
a big warm hug
a trench coat
3/4 of a block of chocolate

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AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
Yeah,somebody bid on me! Looks like i am gonna join Ilsanya's extensive Harem smile

Spinning makes my world go round


ishkadoodlesGOLD Member
journeyman
61 posts
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA


Posted:
okay okay, I'll start a harem too!

a set of bristle brush paint brushes
new/used paints
a creme saver candy (strawberry)
a blue and a red white board marker
a box of godiva chocolate minus one or two chocolates that happen to be my favorite, what could have happened to them???
a mini poster of LotR Return of the King and another mini poster of Garden State

AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
oooh the plot thickens...will kmbkitten bid-battle it out?Who's Harem will Alfred Join.Stay tuned for next post's episode...

Spinning makes my world go round


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
Written by: ilsanya


lots and lots!

ok for alfred......

3 bent pens (bunsen burner art)
a baloon animal
black nailpolish
a big warm hug
a trench coat
3/4 of a block of chocolate




plus
6 buttons
a flower
4 jars of nutella (bringing out the big guns now!)
sable brushes
a tin for keeping your paints in
1L of fuel

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AlfredSILVER Member
Altyd Brandend
149 posts
Location: Orange County, California, USA


Posted:
WoW!those are big guns indeed.4 nutellas and a liter of fuel...she's not kidding around folks

Spinning makes my world go round


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
thats right, its on!

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