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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
pigeon, you gave all your bids to FRD - They're gone!!!!!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
FRD hasn't closed bidding though...?

i think Miss Pigeon should come to falmouth to show me some of the love wink

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*sweat bead glistens on forehead*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*perserveres without hankie (lol)*
for the charming and sexy havokist i offer
not only everything i had for FRD
but a lifetime supply of complimants and flattery

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
the falmouth loving is very tempting...

but i sort of find flattery boring and empty when it is given out freely...

*confusseled noise*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Havokist:

One pineapple
a sakura flower
*unlimited* of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book
my collection of DVD'S
3 cds of his choice
A companion to make noodles with
my beloved jack daniels t shirt.
a pair of funky pants
lifetime supply of complimants and flattery
bag of lollipops
henna
a puppy my sister doesnt want that is non rabid
my sword and lessons
futurama dvds

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
hmmm. im back... soz... call over 4 lights out (boarding school thing to check none of us have run away biggrin )

Anyway.. bids 4 me are over.. clair won... biggrin

Written by: Havokist


Mr FRD




FRD or henry (or henas) wud be better tongue.. or if you really insit Master FRD biggrin tongue

I wil withdraw all bidding attempts only if clair goes down to falmouth and brings that HoPper along (who is he/she?)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*withdraws flattery*

my POLAR BEAR JACKET!!!!!
TAKE THAT!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
*whistles* that is a huuuuge sacrifice... id take it,, it looks cool... but then sakura wudnt be wearing it and she is cute when she wears it *runs off to hide from ren*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow, the moon child bidded her polar bear jacket, i feel... special

i will post the results tomorrow as my mum is nagging for the pc, and i may also pm Miss Pigeon my number tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
The poalr bear jacket - -ON ME!!!!1

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
HEHEHEHE, Ren wouldnt care i dont think!
its me...in a polar bear jacket..i think hed be worried if i wasnt wearing ANYTHING

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'll have to say that so far Miss Pigeon is winning on the condition that she'd look hott as raven and i have the purple cloak, and that i doubt Ren would approve thet his girlfriend is the owner of another guy...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*drools* that wud win it hands down tho...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
poor ren...

Any ways, im off to figure out a way of using subliminal messageing to get pigeon to come down to falmouth *totters off wearing a labcoat*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Brodieman owns me.
why can i own someone else?
i dont own anyone on hop yet...cept for ren, but not officially on the auction thread...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
well i'm off for the night, results will be posted tomorrow ish tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
damn right we want u to come! tongue

*still working on secret device*

COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
neither can i

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*sneeks in quick bid while no one is looking*

all my earthly possesions! thats everythhing... cept my beloved staff. and my clothes.. but everything else... tis urs.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
damn thie eveil meglamaniac! shrug thats fine with me, but only if you come down to falmouth to enjoy both pieces of ur property in falmouth!

Speaking of which:
COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
not good enuff
COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH COME TO FALMOUTH

ubblol kay, last 1, cos its annoying! tehe!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
but...what...about....me?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
u shud come to falmouth to! *remembers sakuras country* ah... ummmm.....

hug hug2 poor sakura hug frown id love it if u cud come...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
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Posted:
twould be wikidly wickidly indeed

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
yeah...i make milk fun!!!!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
*agrees to avoid being killed*

I have no idea whats going on now... *wanders off looking dazed*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
eek clair has changed her title... thats kinda sinsiter.. and yet... kinda cool biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
yeah..is cool

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
no mistress *hangs his head* biggrin ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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