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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Okay i'm back in - with Havokists bids

and i add...the pinik pen next to me

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*duct tapes Miss Pigeon to FRD's ego*

where's your all powerful and mighty now? tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
gr8.. now i have an itch right were she is... *whimpers*

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*duct tapes Miss Pigeon to FRD's ego with non-able-to-teleport-out-of duct tape*

tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
well we're both stuck so it looks like Miss Sakura wins tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
ohhh man...

Kay... am tempted to disqulaify clair cos she is being naughty...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i've decided, i will auction myself and add what people bid to Miss Sakura's bid on FRD smile

any bids on a partially insane fire spinner with a long purple cloak?

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
i'll start the bidding with one stale piece of frozen waffle

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
well i'll have to keep the comics, sorry Sakura, can't miss out on something like that.

addition to description of HoPper being auctioned: will have pizza more often than now

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I bid a lifetime supply of pizza (any toppings desired) and Pizzan biggrin

And i wont be smelly in his tent. biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
well that depends on what the ownee gets...

if you add coming to falmouth in your bid then you win outright tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
woo! Pizzan!!

wait... that was my invention *confusseled noise*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
call in sick for work, just say something family came up for the party, and.... and.... *stuck for family excuse*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: havokist



wait... that was my invention *confusseled noise*








I know... tahts why i thought it wud appeal to u...



And pigeon.. skive of work... 4 days cant hurt! tongue



and bring the HoPper with u silly!
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1111528419)

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*idea finally arrives*

just say that there will be other family get togethers but the next falmouth could be 2 or 3 years away

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
eh? confused

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
ask your rents uberly nicely to lend you money for falmouth and you'll pay them back when you get payed?

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'll let you win the auction wink tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I'm back *bounces in and smiley face fades...why does pigeon get everything?*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i say you win if you come to falmouth, and if you don't, then you win by sending my a pm/text of apology tongue

but you have to come to falmouth, that way you can get wrecked with me, FRD and Hell_boy biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think Miss Sakura missed out cause it was sort of two posts every minute...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
pigeon - I HAD TO GET TO SCHOOL

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug <-- for the moon child

well you have to tongue

and i think the bidding on FRD is still open as he hasn't closed it yet

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
more bidding then:
hmm, my school books and notes
my uniform...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow, Mr FRD must feel loved to have someone the opposite side of the world fighting for his ownership

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I have!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*hugs for pigeon, secretly sticks "kick me" sign on her back* lol jk

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! girly love tongue

[/camp moment]

well teh winning bid on me seems to be a collection of teen titans comics and Miss Pigeon trying her bestest to come to falmouth,

any advances?

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*converts all of ehr bids to Havokist*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*feels loved*

biggrin biggrin biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


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