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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:I'll meet your bid of:

A box of matches

A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)

A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.

A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.

A penguin squishy stress toy

Something fluffy to play with

A pirate ship of circus toys

x ray goggles

a bag of hip hop and ska

6x super soakers

And a sandwhich



And raise it:

A wind up watch

A fork

A set of throwing knives

Some pwetty sparkles

Another hug

A surf board

Some fire poi

Another 3 jars of Nutella

A bottle of wine

And some aviator glasses



Along with my origional bid of:

Your one matchstick

3 jar's of Nutella

A hug

Another unicycle

A pretty black ribbon

3 buttons

Another jar of Nutella

A spoon

And another hug


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:hmm, i must say that blu_valley seems to have done her research, or has guessed very well! the bid by FSA is quite nice, except i already have a surf board, i dont think i could really use two........;)

do we have an afvance on FSA's bid?


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I did my research!!!

Ok, I have already bid:
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich

I will meet FSA's bid of:
A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another

and raise it to include:
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:I bid:

My bid of:
A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A hug
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another hug

blu_valley's:
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house

And I'll raise it:
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys smile
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car smile
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one mroe hug


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:i'm starting to really like this auction! biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Ok...uhm,the combined bid of :

A wind up watch

A fork

A set of throwing knives

Some pwetty sparkles

Another hug

A surf board

Some fire poi

Another 3 jars of Nutella

A bottle of wine

And some aviator glasses

Your one matchstick

3 jar's of Nutella

A hug

Another unicycle

A pretty black ribbon

3 buttons

Another jar of Nutella

A spoon

And another

A box of matches

A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)

A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.

A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.

A penguin squishy stress toy

Something fluffy to play with

A pirate ship of circus toys

x ray goggles

a bag of hip hop and ska

6x super soakers

and a sandwhich

a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)

13 days of fame

an acorn

a super power of your choice.

A harem (chosen by yourself)

freedom to do as you wish

a life time supply of paraffin

fire,all the fire you want

water,all the water you want

some sand

a book of telephone numbers

Two dragon eggs

A pool of jelly

the ability to multiple-orgasm

A tall ship and a star to steer her by

13 marbles

A milo factory

2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)

18x tea towels

14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)

42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients

2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)

1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)

1x membership to the masters of the universe club

14 x coloured felt tips

1xcastle with portcullis and also moat

and a tree house

A multi-coloured umberella

Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil

A suitcase of new toys

Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice

A stripey hat

Some balloons

A light globe

A tree house

4 zipo lighter's

A space hopper

A tent

2 blow torch's

A little green person who fetches and does things for you

Some caution tape

A helicopter

Some socks

A mountain of your choice

Some feathers

Unlimited bubbles

A grapefruit

Some coloured pencils

A super-fast underwater and on land car

A pet anything of your choice

Some glue

A camera

Annndd....one more hug



And up that to include:

world peace

no more pain (for anyone)

job satisfaction

a dream come true

an island in the north pacific

the leaning tower of piza

some horses with stables and carers

an elephant army

13 fireflies

Calvin and Hobbes

some smurfs

an Angelina Jolie calendar

a trampoline the size of france

a teleportation device

more circus toys than you could ever want

some lip balm

an ozone repair kit

the ability and skill to dominate any big wave and the title of 'legend'

an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice

two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)

a homemade pie

two silver star stickers

and some new shoes


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:All the bids which stand at:

A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A hug
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one more hug
world peace
no more pain (for anyone)
job satisfaction
a dream come true
an island in the north pacific
the leaning tower of piza
some horses with stables and carers
an elephant army
13 fireflies
Calvin and Hobbes
some smurfs
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a trampoline the size of france
a teleportation device
more circus toys than you could ever want
some lip balm
an ozone repair kit
the ability and skill to to be a big wave rider without ever faulting and the title of 'legend'
an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice
two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes

And I'll add:
The ability to walk on water
The ability to fly
Another 2 house trained monkeys tongue
A house trained llama
A big orange fuzzy thing
An endless paper clip chain
Your own planet


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblol ubblol

Current collective bid of:

A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one more
world peace
no more pain (for anyone)
job satisfaction
a dream come true
an island in the north pacific
the leaning tower of piza
some horses with stables and carers
an elephant army
13 fireflies
Calvin and Hobbes
some smurfs
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a trampoline the size of france
a teleportation device
more circus toys than you could ever want
some lip balm
an ozone repair kit
the ability and skill to dominate the big waves of your choice and become a legend
an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice
two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes
The ability to walk on water
The ability to fly
Another 2 house trained monkeys
A house trained llama
A big orange fuzzy thing
An endless paper clip chain
Your own planet

And I will up the bid to include:
A Whinnie the pooh glitter cup
5 of the seven seas
a space ship
a submarine
the ability to breath under water
random posts on your intro thread
some juice
a plastic snowflake
an almost-new sticky back note
a pool of jelly
perfect waves every tuesday
and a massage.

That is my final raised bid...unless FSA offers more, in which case I will match it!!! ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I add to blu's bid my mental health and sanity...second hand ubblol

oh and some flying monkeys


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:aha! we throw joint ownership by the fab mr mynci and myself into the bargain!!! biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:I bid the combined bid's of:

A wind up watch
A fork
A set of throwing knives
Some pwetty sparkles
Another
A surf board
Some fire poi
Another 3 jars of Nutella
A bottle of wine
And some aviator glasses
Your one matchstick
3 jar's of Nutella
A hug
Another unicycle
A pretty black ribbon
3 buttons
Another jar of Nutella
A spoon
And another hug
A box of matches
A parrot that will say,"Chill Winston" when appropriate (and sometimes when not)
A robot programmed to monitor and alter the tyre pressure of your unicycle whenever needed.
A three tier samurai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
A penguin squishy stress toy
Something fluffy to play with
A pirate ship of circus toys
x ray goggles
a bag of hip hop and ska
6x super soakers
and a sandwhich
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
an acorn
a super power of your choice.
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of paraffin
fire,all the fire you want
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
Two dragon eggs
A pool of jelly
the ability to multiple-orgasm
A tall ship and a star to steer her by
13 marbles
A milo factory
2x lifetime memberships to paradise (1 for a friend)
18x tea towels
14 x pogo sticks (ideal for racing)
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients
2 x automatic Hoovers (incase 1 breaks / is stolen)
1x cutlass (to swash your buckle)
1x membership to the masters of the universe club
14 x coloured felt tips
1xcastle with portcullis and also moat
and a tree house
A multi-coloured umberella
Unlimited acces of tickets to see Cirque Du Soleil
A suitcase of new toys
Unlimited supply of any fuel of your choice
A stripey hat
Some balloons
A light globe
A tree house
4 zipo lighter's
A space hopper
A tent
2 blow torch's
A little green person who fetches and does things for you
Some caution tape
A helicopter
Some socks
A mountain of your choice
Some feathers
Unlimited bubbles
A grapefruit
Some coloured pencils
A super-fast underwater and on land car
A pet anything of your choice
Some glue
A camera
Annndd....one more hug
world peace
no more pain (for anyone)
job satisfaction
a dream come true
an island in the north pacific
the leaning tower of piza
some horses with stables and carers
an elephant army
13 fireflies
Calvin and Hobbes
some smurfs
an Angelina Jolie calendar
a trampoline the size of france
a teleportation device
more circus toys than you could ever want
some lip balm
an ozone repair kit
the ability and skill to dominate the big waves of your choice and become a legend
an annual festival held in your honour, with the lineup and location of your choice
two housetrained monkeys (cmon, NOTHING beats that!)
a homemade pie
two silver star stickers
and some new shoes
The ability to walk on water
The ability to fly
Another 2 house trained monkeys
A house trained llama
A big orange fuzzy thing
An endless paper clip chain
Your own planet
A Whinnie the pooh glitter cup
5 of the seven seas
a space ship
a submarine
the ability to breath under water
random posts on your intro thread
some juice
a plastic snowflake
an almost-new sticky back note
a pool of jelly.....ppsstt blu_valley, you said that one allready tongue
perfect waves every tuesday
and a massage.
Mynci's mental health and sanity
Some flying monkeys

And I'll raise it to include:
The other 2 of the seven seas
Some clouds
The ability to turn back time
The ability to see the future
Eternal happiness/satisfaction
The best quality sound system ever
Free access to all forms of transportation
The opportunity to tell John Howard that 'he has no idea what he's doing' and get away with it ubblol
A new computer
Some more nutella
An aardvark
A house built for you to your specifications
Some fluro green string


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:ok, as much as this is awesome, lets not get greedy! wink there are some things i alread have or dont need

i already have multiple forks
i dont need another surf board
i dont particularly like poi(fire poi not needed)
i dont need another unnicycle
i already have multiple spoons
i'd rather a penguin than a penguin spuishy toy
i'd rather night vision gogles in stead of x-ray gogles
i dont think i want to be famous
a harem? whats a harem?
i have multiple books with telephone numbers, in fact i threw one of them out today
the ability to multiple orgasm........... ubblol this one i like
if you gave me a "pirate ship of toys" wouldn't i alread have a "tall ship"
42 x metric tonnes of cheesecake ingredients(i'd rather just one pre-made cheesecake)
hoovers? dysons are wayyyyy better!
why would i need a suitcase of new toys if i had a pirate ship full of toys?
i already have two zippos, i dont need another four
i own my own tent, although i could use a BIGGER one wink
why would i need job satisfaction? with all these things i wouldnt need a job! biggrin
an island in the north pacific, i'd rather the south actually
Calvin and Hobbes? how can you give me them? they're not real!
A Whinnie the pooh glitter cup ubblol
two pools of jelly? why two?
i'd want to tell john howard a lot more than that!
how much more nutella?

but anyway, please continue wink biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:for mr majestik i bid:

myself.

you cant top that one! wink tongue


Quid Pro Quo
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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Um...I will match FSA's bids , no matter what they are, and give all the things you dont want/need to the charaties of your choice.
biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:Well I'll bid all of what was bid before...and myself tongue And anything any one else will even consider bidding!! tongue

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Times that by two and thats my bid! Hang on a minute,I cant bid myself, Im already owned by someone...
HEY! so are you!!!! tongue

Wow...this could go on forever...maybe we could come to an arrangement? ubbrollsmile


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ubblol FSA you can't bid my mental heath...actually I don't think I have one wink



Mr Majestic



I bid a magic bag that contains anything you ever wanted including happiness and conrol of other beings.



in fact i bid 2 incase 1 isn't enough



it has infinite temporal properties and occupies all realms of phase space allowing access to anything that has or WILL happen



oh... and control of the weather in your personal space of a surrounding area of 2 square miles



and an immortal lemming to watch...come on they are funny.



Harrow!!!!!



Unkahl says: pick mynci he is karma-tasic biggrin meditate


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:come on join clan mynci

subliminal note: pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:Written by: blu_valley

Wow...this could go on forever...maybe we could come to an arrangement? ubbrollsmile


Ok, name one and I'll see tongue


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Total posts: 1627
Posted:Written by: Mynci

ubblol FSA you can't bid my mental heath...actually I don't think I have one wink




Well it was worth a try, I figured that considering the state of my mental health and sanity (or lack there of) I'd try and bid yours, maybe it wont be much of an improvement though tongue

Oh and, I think I have the highest bid so far so. . . . tongue


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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:maybe i could be jointly owned? like a communists tractor? ubbloco

oh yeah Mynci, if you gave me one magic bag couldn't i just pull out another one if i needed it? and would it be yellow with black crosses on it like felix'ss is? biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Total posts: 1627
Posted:Hhmm....jointly owned?? I suppose I can deal with that....
Jointly owned by blu_valley, Mynci and I....or...??


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kittykiller
SILVER Member since Jan 2006

kittykiller

newbie
Location: , USA

Total posts: 23
Posted:this is one of the most indecent threads i have ever viewed...



I want in...


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webdaemon
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 40
Posted:On the auction block is the ber sexy WEBDAEMON!!!

His interests include Poi, Staff, Firebreathing, Computers, Enginering of all kinds... and did i mention hes at the ripe age of 15... thats right ladies hes 15 years old. He drinks on occasion and doesnt smoke but doesnt mind those who do.

weavesmiley weavesmiley juggle juggle ubbloco ubbloco devil devil bye


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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:Well while I'm waiting for Mr Majestik to decide and for blu_valley to return and decide if joint ownership is acceptable, I'll bid for webdaemon smile

I bid:
All the Rammstein CD's you could ever want wink
The newest of computers around
An unlimited suply of all fuels you want
A hug
A pogo-stick (you know you want one) tongue
The best quality fire staff around
The best quality set of fire poi around
And a peice of string...


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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Lets see...

For webdaemon, I bid

Any rock cds you desire
The latest graphics card, for your viewing pleasure
A cordless mouse
A collection of music dvds
A cup of coffee
A bottle of any alcoholic drink you like
Lots of balloons
And lots of hug and kiss


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*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Hey FSA, I am happy with joint ownership of Mr Majestik if you are !!! Its up to you to decide now Mr M!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:I bid my origional bid of:
All the Rammstein CD's you could ever want
The newest of computers around
An unlimited suply of all fuels you want
A hug
A pogo-stick (you know you want one)
The best quality fire staff around
The best quality set of fire poi around
And a peice of string...

Lost83spy's bid of:
Any rock cds you desire
The latest graphics card, for your viewing pleasure
A cordless mouse
A collection of music dvds
A cup of coffee
A bottle of any alcoholic drink you like
Lots of balloons
And lots of hug and kiss

And I'll raise it to include:
All the music of any genre you could want tongue
Your own personal mountain of your choice
A super-power of your choice
All the toys you could ever want
A cordless phone tongue
All the alcohol you could want...


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webdaemon
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 40
Posted:eek how did you know i love rammstein!!! biggrin

Sofar FSA is leading the bidding... hug

back to doing what i was doing before...

weavesmiley weavesmiley juggle juggle ubbloco ubbloco censored devil devil mad2 spank peace beerchug


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Total posts: 1627
Posted:Ah *tap's nose in that annoying sneaky 'I know something that you don't way'* I must be psycic tongue

Wooo I'm on the way to owning you smile hug


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