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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:I am up too Mr. Quack. I give fun popcorn. And I can reach things in tall places! Also play piano/sing! Good musical entertainment smile Back massages may be in order too.

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Originally Posted By: Pink...?Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*

Just want to make sure I go for what I am worth. wink

Also, that was scary.

So, if anyone wants to see what they are bidding for, (and in so doing, save me from Pink):

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Jenova: Then do so!

EDITED_BY: aston (1292881476)


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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SpinnerofDetroit
SpinnerofDetroit

All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
Location: Trenton, MI, USA
Member Since: 25th Oct 2009
Total posts: 2280
Posted:Well, I spin poi, double staff, staff, meteor, rope dart, some contact juggling, some devil stick, and glowstringing! I as well can dance Melbourne Shuffle, electro shuffle, Jumpstyle, I dabbled in Tecktonik and some liquid. I can moonwalk! My mom's always had a bad back so both my dad and I give great massages wink as it's a pretty regular job for us laugh3

The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:I don't know about all the other ladies, but I'm thoroughly enjoying watching the lads advertise their traits wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Aston - Best Colour T-shirt there is *big thumbs up*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Jenovadeath
Jenovadeath

newbie
Location: Newcastle, UK
Member Since: 21st Dec 2010
Total posts: 34
Posted:Aston - you have very nice hair smile

xxx


Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Originally Posted By: Rouge DragonI don't know about all the other ladies, but I'm thoroughly enjoying watching the lads advertise their traits wink

Oooer.... Not on a public forum.

Jenova: Thanks. Getting long now, so having it cut soon.

Mynci: Orange is indeed awesome.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Jenovadeath
Jenovadeath

newbie
Location: Newcastle, UK
Member Since: 21st Dec 2010
Total posts: 34
Posted:You're welcome Aston. Not too short I hope? wink

RougeDragon - Me too, long my it continue smile

xxx

EDITED_BY: Jenovadeath (1293012507)


Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:I must say, bidding has been pretty lackluster and slow....

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Zephyre Phoenix
Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Member Since: 1st Nov 2009
Total posts: 1264
Posted:wheres our bid master?

Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:So have I won Aston yet?

And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Originally Posted By: Pink...?And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!
Originally Posted By: Pink...?Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*

I thought that was pretty scary. tongue2

I guess enough time has passed. I do not know whether your bid was just too good or what....

Anyway, I guess you win the bidding here. Unless Clarence shows up again and argues.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Charles
Charles

Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland
Member Since: 27th Jun 2001
Total posts: 3989
Posted:I can't believe this thread is still going... Still funny though... smile

HoP Posting Guidelines
* Is it the Truth?
* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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Wild Child
Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire
Member Since: 2nd Sep 2004
Total posts: 1733
Posted:Originally Posted By: AscilithI am up too Mr. Quack. I give fun popcorn. And I can reach things in tall places! Also play piano/sing! Good musical entertainment smile Back massages may be in order too.

I'm fresh out of slaves at present and the spring cleaning will need doing soon so your height will be a good asset - i'll put up with the piano playing and singing wink but we might need to negotiate on the giving of popcorn, fun or otherwise umm. Back massages taken as read from all slaves grin


'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Originally Posted By: astonOriginally Posted By: Pink...?And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!
Originally Posted By: Pink...?Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*

I thought that was pretty scary. tongue2

I guess enough time has passed. I do not know whether your bid was just too good or what....

Anyway, I guess you win the bidding here. Unless Clarence shows up again and argues.

Yay! Another minion to add to my collection.... I mean ...um...yeah the opposite of that angel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Sorry, alcohol took me to exciting places over the last week or so... smile

And Mr Quack??? I do believe I am a miss, and have been so for the last 24 odd years!

I hereby award Pink one Aston, and am awaiting to take more votes on SoD, Ascilith, Seaspray, and MNS.
Rougie, I'm looking at you...

Don't make me hijack other threads in order to drive up the bids on these fine young lads!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:I believe the cause of confusion is that Clarence is generally considered a male name. tongue2

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Wild Child
Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire
Member Since: 2nd Sep 2004
Total posts: 1733
Posted:Silly boy - thi is HoP! spank

Clarence I raise you a chocolate gateux (with sprinkles) for Ascilith


'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I'm defenitly in a shopping mood, perhaps I can inspire some bidding wars!

For SoD I bid the following:
88 blown kisses
184.5 hugs
2 slices of a giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
a silver ribbon
a dragon egg*


For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *

For Seaspray I bid the following:
a careless whisper
9 kisses on the hand
a bear hug,
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
a nebula*

For MNS I bid the following
3 sweet nothings
1 kiss on the foot
38 hugs from 12 different people
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
The earths core*

kiss


*postage and packaging not included


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Wild Child
Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire
Member Since: 2nd Sep 2004
Total posts: 1733
Posted:Originally Posted By: blu_valley

For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *



Curses! What have I got in my pocketses.....

2 tubs of popcorn - with flavourings
13ft of spiders web, 2009 vintage
Blanket fluff in a very fetching turquoise - mohair of course
a flagon of scrumpy
I raise the hugs stake to 310 - final offer
1 signed photo of Jimmy Kranky
and a suck on a fairyberry ice lolly

*crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes* crazy ubbrollsmile


'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

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aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:An entire flagon?! You could knock the opposition out quite comfortably with that.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:Well boys, what bids take your fancy???

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Paddington Bear
member

Member Since: 19th Jan 2010
Total posts: 118
Posted:I love this thread :')

fire is alive. it lives and breathes. it consumes and destroys. but we control it and live with it, we are fire dancers

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Jenovadeath
Jenovadeath

newbie
Location: Newcastle, UK
Member Since: 21st Dec 2010
Total posts: 34
Posted:Who's still up for grabs? smile

xxx


Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.

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Seaspray
Seaspray

stranger by the day
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Member Since: 8th Jul 2009
Total posts: 924
Posted:I think me, MNS, Ascii and SoD are still being fought over... although where on Earth Blu found a nebula is beyond me...

Just a dancer in the dark

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:The fact that this thread has 100 pages and the ladies version only has 60 speaks volumes about the sex ratio of this board.

Stupid internets.


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:heheh I was just thinking about that myself! After I wondered if I auctioned myself off. Looks like that will be a "I'm bored" project if I find some free time this month.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Paddington Bear
member

Member Since: 19th Jan 2010
Total posts: 118
Posted:ill be auctioned, sounds like fun

fire is alive. it lives and breathes. it consumes and destroys. but we control it and live with it, we are fire dancers

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Mother_Natures_Son
Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Member Since: 1st Aug 2007
Total posts: 2418
Posted:Well, I'm being auctioned and I never remember consenting. tongue2 But Blu seems to have a good bid in with "the earths core" and many hugs from many different people, both of those bring joy to my heart.

hug

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Seaspray- I got it in space ofcoarse!It followed me home but I just havent got enough room for it. frown

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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