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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.


TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:heehee! I'm glad someone got it! hug


Matty_B
Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1314
Posted:smile I have been bid for - ok auction closes at 16:00 GMT 27/11/2007


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted: Written by: TinyPixie



what happened to the nicest sandwich ever?





I'm not built to resist the temptation of such alluring delicacies biggrin



I would like to add to my Wooktastic biddings:

a samurai henchman

Patrick Stewarts voice for yourself (inc. batteries & On/Off switch)

2 Time tickets (day passes to any day in history)

1 lightsaber

and some pretty flowers..



OOoo and a Dime bar/ Daim Bar


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Oooooooh! Patrick Stewart voice?
Tempting, very tempting.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Make it so

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8735
Posted:for Poje I bid

the mastery of 3's
the mane of a rabid watermelon
2 bilnd mice
a home away from home
the secret of making things disappear biggrin
*vanishes*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:So far for Matty B I have bid :
Ok....So far for Matty I have bid:

One butterfly made of fluff
a bucket of water from the indian ocean
a mug of sand
two palm trees
a hidden mountin
three cans of the soft drink of your choice
A home-made pie
33 stickers
a years supply of hugs from yours truely
and two pirate wenchs
Ralf, the liger
A David Bowi wig
a newspaper hat
lots and lots of sweet juicy peaches
a rainbow
the ability to breath under water
15 minutes of ESP to be used at a time of your choosing
two new stars (not yet visible from earth)
a solid gold ant farm (ants not included)
a laser (red)
a weather remote
a rejuvination station
two bottles of water
all the tea in china
a pear tree

and as the auction is ending soon I would like to make the pie a little tastier by adding:

a pencil sharperner
a moonlit evening
a mini plastic chair thing that I THINK is a mobile phone holder
my cup of pennies
the phone on my desk that apparently DOES work, even though there is no dial tone and you cant make or recieve calls ( so I assume it's a magic phone)
the forrest from that film with that guy in
and lots of syrup

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


_Poiboy_
_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel
Member Since: 12th Jan 2004
Total posts: 1113
Posted:no other bids for me? frown


Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8735
Posted:you have owned on your sig ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


_Poiboy_
_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel
Member Since: 12th Jan 2004
Total posts: 1113
Posted:"I licked it, it's mine" is the reason they own me, I wouldnt mind a 3rd owner smile
not sure if the other 2 would like it though.



BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Awww Poiboi, I've already bid a box of blue rubber bands and the number 12, but I'd like to add (Subject to approval by current owners);

My favourite belt
1 brave little toaster
3"4' of reinforced string
1 octopus with boundary issues
A near limitless supply of uber hugs
and the dark side of the moon


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:Hmmm... Patric Stewarts voice eh?? This will be a hard one to follow, but I up my bid to include:

A tin of sardines in a spicy tomato sauce
A head, neck and shoulder massage (long)
The other rainbow glove (worn, lost and then found)
2 pints of perfectly served guiness
3 polar bear cubs (size: small and extra small)
1 silk handkerchief
A belly dance instructional dvd

All this including...!
4 hula hoooping hamsters from Hawaii
An apple crumble (may contain nuts)
A cup of sweet hot chai
A 3inch burlesque dancer
5 all-singing, all-dancing broadway sheep
3 cups of brown sugar
One tiramisu (long spoon included)
3.5 nipple rings
A pair of knitting needles (extra large - enough to skewer cars)
A small hut in the Andes
One rainbow glove (worn)
Three cacti
One warm bagel (filling included)



Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:Well so far I would have to say that CQ is in the lead for me, I mean, ligers, they're like the coolest creature ever. 'It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.'
That said, a ninja farm... I could have my own ninjas to carry out my secret ninja raids. But the ligers and perspiring cows have it so far.


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


Matty_B
Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1314
Posted:CONGRATULATIONS MISS BLU !

I am now owned.

Especially looking forward to breathing underwater, a mug of sand, a rainbow and some hugs. . .



blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH biggrin

*does happy dance*

I win I win i win !! biggrin biggrin biggrin

*starts pre-licking stamps for item delivery*

*dances some more*

bounce bounce bounce bounce


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:Better up my game..

Already bid for Point Blank;
A pearlescent duvet
half of a black forest gatteau
a horse drawn pumpkin carriage
excalibur
three tablespoons of dust
and a dragonball

I'll add to this..
a technicolour dreamcoat
a mogwai (a nice one)
a 3 foot tall battle droid
and the first dead leaf of every autumn


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:CURSE YOU BOTH BurdA and Tinypixie! I don't know who to pick!
>:(


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Matty_B
Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1314
Posted:See if they would be interested in a 50/50 share option ?


Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8735
Posted:Well done Blu wink

For Poje I up my bid to include.

A racing camel
a remote controlled pheasant
some magic beans
75 used playing cards
and a sentient stick


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted: Written by: Matty_B


See if they would be interested in a 50/50 share option ?


Hells yeah! biggrin

I'm more of a shareholder than an owner anyways, less responsibility.

Tinypixie?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:I'd be willing to be dually owned. Tinypixie, balls in your court.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:a remote controlled pheasent?!?!?! ohh im excited now. That totally trumped Neon's staff skills :P

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:hello! Oooh, yes, I'm up for sharing smile The more the merrier and all that jazz smile


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:biggrin
grouphug

Chuffed to bits


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:yay! Group hug indeed grouphug


Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Wooo! I has owners! biggrin
grouphug


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:yay!! I (jointly) own Wooktastic! weeeeeeeee!!

How much is delivery? Oh, BurdaA, do I get him weekends and holidays?



Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:What do I get fed? 'cause I'm hungry.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8735
Posted: Written by: Poje


a remote controlled pheasent?!?!?! ohh im excited now. That totally trumped Neon's staff skills :P



I can share mine too if you want biggrin I think he's better at doubles but 2 staffs is sooo 19 yesterday wink 3's where it's at ubblol

I'll even throw in a universal bird adapter and a pair of nickel cadmium rechargeable batteries so you're always ready wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted: Written by: TinyPixie


yay!! I (jointly) own Wooktastic! weeeeeeeee!!

How much is delivery? Oh, BurdaA, do I get him weekends and holidays?


Good with me except when there's an eclipse, then he's mine biggrin

 Written by: Wooktastic


What do I get fed? 'cause I'm hungry.


I'm afraid all I have is a rhubarb and apple crumble... There's custard too!! Sensational.. care for some?


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


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