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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Thats a splendid idea.

Would you like to trawl through the 800 or so posts working it out..

wink

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
hey, i did that for the 'you may be a firespinner if' thread. i think i still have that somewhere...



I need a life. anyone have a spare?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


kermitoverlord and maggot king
171 posts
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia


Posted:
hey um people, IM STILL ON AUCTION, and im about to put up a new photo, not the nicest but better quality

find at https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=10900

yessums, in the lead is our gorgous mod, but im still taking offers. so bring it on

welcome back to kermits mad land.


wont you join my teaparty.


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Well, that's certainly an awfully pretty boy there. Unfortunately I'm out of funds at the moment...

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
he is rather cute isnt he.... fortunately he only lives a state away from me so i can pop over the border and kidnap him... although the scout uniform could be concerning... just how old are you kermit?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Ooooh! I'll take me a Kermit!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Warning, Lightning, he's geographically undesirable. Also, he may not be approved for our uses...and reimporting him may not be legal. (We need the answer to Dentrassi's question first, at a minimum.)

Those caveats caveatted, though, meee toooo!

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
new offer poeple! Noddy buy now get free dishwasher (postage and packaging included)

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Sorry Noddy but Dub already gave me an ironing cleaning sex slave as a gift from france. It even has interchangeable wigs...... why would I need to bid for a dishwasher?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
*has depressing sensation that if he puts himself up for auction he won't be swamped with offers*

Meh


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*has met the fraggle himself and thinks he's a strikingly handsome man and would bid on him on a New York minute if he knew that he was approved for the indicated uses.*



Sadly, I understand he's not. frown wink
EDITED_BY: Lightning? (1097617836)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
that should baffle em all Mr Ning. well done.





*wonders in advance what xopher might be whittering about*

Meh


kermitoverlord and maggot king
171 posts
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia


Posted:
17. well travelled already, US was awsome cool, denmark was as well, so was mexico, new zealand was just weird. im still trying to pout a better pic, one that isnt old

welcome back to kermits mad land.


wont you join my teaparty.


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Hmmmmmmmmmm! "Check your PMs, doc..." eh?

None of my business. None. Not at all.

[head explodes]

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
See no one's bothered to show any interest in me apart from the electric one and he talked himself out of it...

Meh


phiredancermember
61 posts
Location: england, uk


Posted:
roll up roll up!!

phiredancer is going under the gavel (do i have to get a ticket or something?) tall, dark and kinda cute with own faculties all in place and working correctly................apart from sense of direction...............so keeps wandering off..............help!!..................needs tying down or something!!.................

assets: delightful fluffy toys, love of phire and musical talents

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Mmmmm.... i havent made a bid for anyone yet.....

it appears noddy, c@ntus and phiredancer are all free so can i be greedy and bid for all three????

I dont have much to bid tho.... oh wait how about these, shooting stars have got to be worth lots right???


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they are very special biggrin

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
That star at the bottom appears to be heading directly for my family jewels. (Jewelii, Durbii?)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Whos got UCOF???? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
UCOF assures me that he is not approved by the HOPMUA (Home of Poi Male Usage Association) for use as a gentleman's love slave. However, my uderstanding is that UCOF is indicated for:

*Ladies' love slave
*Ladies' cabana boy
*Gentleman's cabana boy

Please note that the first two listed indications are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I also greatly enjoy making breakfast in bed, watching soppy "girlie" films, listening and being romantic.

smile

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Ok, that makes me wonder if UCOF is indicated for other uses, after all. wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh more people up for bidding on?
I see your bid for C@ntus Psycho_lemming and raise you:
*124 hugs
*an English pocket dictionary
*A cup of Chai tea
* and some pink feathers ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
i can testify that UCOF makes really good breakfast in bed. lets you stay up as late as you like every night. lets you sleep in if you want to. makes you spliffs if you're too incompitant to roll them yourself. erm lets you watch tv from the comfort of the top of his head (but only if you're really small and don't move round too much).


All of these are true.

Meh


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
Written by: Pink...?


*124 hugs
*an English pocket dictionary
*A cup of Chai tea
* and some pink feathers




eek

i can add a pretty shell...


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am i still out bid? confused frown

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek That shell is quite scary.

I see your shell and raise you...
*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*and a Green biro

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I like the pebbles more than the shell biggrin but the shell is also good.

Meh


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
eek eek eek

Written by: Pink...?


*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*and a Green biro




I also have.....

.....

.....

..... awwww, you have so much more, my things seem so small in comparision.... how about i give you this pink flower to add to your cool collection then you will surely be able to out bid anyone else, one condition tho..... i still get to steal C@ntus occasionally when he is free wink


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Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Hang on, so is anyone bidding on UCOF?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
oooohhh wait ( wink ) i've found this....

now i can bid for c@ntus myself again, sorry pink, he he hehe

i'll see your
*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*and a Green biro

and raise you
*that pink flower
*two spoons of sugar
*two spoons
*a balloon
and a small tree which i will grow myself!


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hows that?
biggrin

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


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