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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*looks nervous*
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
I bid on MiG...
20 ltrs Paraffin
100 Chocolate bars
1 Extra Large Fluffy Pink Cushion
3 Jars of Nutella
And...
562 hugs.
Beat that if you can
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Don't be nervous, Jon. I'm just saying you're cute. That's a good thing! Just take it as a compliment and go off and be the straight boy you are.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
for Mike. Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
So does this mean UCOF is up for betting on aswell...?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I have been perchased before..
I cant remember who won me though...
Does this mean it all null and void?
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Um i was actually looking back over some of the pages and one page 8 or something you were owned by Rozi... i shall continue looking into it...
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Oh found it... page... 14
I own you!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Pinkyone..
there is no point saying "on page..." as everyone has a differnet number of posts per page shown.
I have 50 posts a page for example..
and apparently....im owned by Adren@line.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*considers putting himself up for auction*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
il bid on you bird! 1 packet of skittles...mm...taste the rainbow
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
I still say whiskey tango foxtrot.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
ok, looks like I'm up for auction then!
For Sale:
1 Minesweeper geek (see [Old link] for details ) with a pechant for working too hard and playing even harder!!
Any advances on a rainbow of taste?
EDITED_BY: Bird (1094841997)
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
How about, Bird, a bid of
1 free month internet access from tiscali cd.
A doodle of a sheep that just pee-ed on an electric fence.
A small squashed grape.
1/4 bottle of nail varnish remover
AND
the drawing of my plans to make a poi that blows bubbles as it spins! (for day time use)
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Written by: Skulduggery
A doodle of a sheep that just pee-ed on an electric fence.
I always had my suspicions about you Welsh types
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Oops... can you tell my mind is not quite with it?
It says [Old link] that i own you UCOF And i own Havoc aswell... although he hasn't shown himself for a while! I bid for bird...
5 packets of skittles
10 ltrs paraffin
562 hugs
And...
Some really, really nice thai chicken soup.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
oooooooooohhh! Thai Chicken soup!
and I like the idea of the hugs!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
So am i winning the bid on Bird so far? hu? hu?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Pink..dont forget today is a saturday therefore, not many people will be at work and able to increase the bid.
You should wait until next friday, at he end of the working week, to establish wether or not you bid has in fact, won.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
But aside from that - yes you're winning!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
So has Pink given up on my gorgeous MiG? is she satisfied with UCOF?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*insert suitably smutty comment here*
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Oh no i am not just satisfied with one... i want them all *insert evil laugh*
Or is that just greedy? Ok i'll let drop my bid for MiG.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
YAY!!!
pucker up MiGgy
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*puckers as ordered*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
So did i win the bid?
I've waited a week
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
hmmmmmmm, I think I might just be in the posession of a pink one, since no other bids have been placed!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Yay anouther slave *insert evil cackle*
...uh i mean.. um...bid won
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*gulp*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
should we form a list of who is currently owned by who?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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