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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
and on a side note..

who am I supposed to snuggle up to and get cream wicked off of?

was it Flynt?

Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Not clear, Dentrassi. I think we should try it both ways and see what happens, don't you?

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
double the fun.... ubbangel

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
*snorts at impropriety*

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DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
your just jealous.... tongue

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Jealous? Why would I be jealous?! I get all that you get plus more biggrin

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DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
so you have triple the fun? no... hold that thought... lets not even go there...

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


...and 7X7 is 49, and 7X8 is 56, and 7X9...

Hey, didn't they say "be fruitful and multiply"?




*handing Xopher a bushel of apples
Eat one of these a day and you'll also be fruitful.

Then again, an apple a day keeps the doctor awa...

*snatches back the apples and replaces them with pears* ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
I think we make a great pear, don't you? Maybe I'll put in an ap-pear-ance at your place...and if you're not there, I'll give up in des-pear. Pear-haps I'll use a pearing knife to pearce my pear-itoneum.

<
<--feeling way too goofy, stopping now
<

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
I think your goofiness is quite appea(r)ling..... ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I think I need some morphine to deal with the pain off those puns.

Oh gawd...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
I thought pear-itoneum was pearticularly good, myself. As is, not doubt, appearant. :-)



Edited because I missed one.
EDITED_BY: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean) (1093638698)

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
Pearfect!

"I see," said the blind man.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
oh dear. fruit jokes. *shakes head*.



oh, and rouge is currently in the lead. going once...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
well, to get the auction back on track....

here another single man up for grabs [in both the figurative and literal senses of the words]... ME.

just ignore the concentration facial expression...

https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showpho...=500&page=1

[stupid image code wont work....]

im a good hugger, masseur, & engineer rolled into one. ive also been single waaaay too long.

all proceeds of this auction will go to the 'buy ed a djembe' registered charity biggrin

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
For Dentrassi (for his approved use as a gentleman's love slave)

I bid forty back rubs with lavendar scented oil, my djembe that I never use, three pans of my killer tofee/caramel brownies, a large pot of my world-famous black bean soup...

And I bid my own full auction value (i.e. myself).

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
dammit lightning you outbid me on the first bid frown

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Yes, CB, me too, but you have to realize he overpaid drastically. By about forty back rubs with lavendar scented oil, a djembe, three pans of killer tofee/caramel brownies, and a large pot of world-famous black bean soup.

Doc, if we ever get together you should bring your djembe; we'll drum together. Always fun. My djembe is the largest of my family of drums, which take up waytoomuch space in my tiny living room.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Looking back to see who i bought ages ago.... eek

So who's up for bidding? (been away for 3 weeks... and can't be bothered to hunt back the recent pages and read it all) ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
SOLD! to the man in the white coat ubblolhugkiss

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
pink, im being sold. rouge is currently in the lead. still.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Dentrassi


SOLD! to the man in the white coat ubblolhugkiss




Hey, a boy's gotta get his meat popsicle! hug ubblol ubbangel

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Hmm...I think I have a meat popsicle deficiency. What would you prescribe, Doc?

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
A meat popsicle, silly!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Oh...duhh.

But it's my ability to acquire one that's deficient, of course. But I guess we can't really discuss that on a PG site.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*Coughs a bit louder*

Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
And if it were in Florida, it would be spelled 'center'.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Not in MY brain it wouldnt...

biggrin

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'd bid on Jon, but, alas, he is not approved for the uses I'd like. *le sigh*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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