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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House

Total posts: 1286
Posted:NOW onto the slightly unlegal matter of selling Quad, what are the bids??

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Vampyricacid,have you sold yourself, did you acce[t the bid??

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House

Total posts: 1286
Posted:i did accept, i am now yours and mynci's, i bow down to you oh spinning queen

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:WooooHooooo!
Quad,are you up for auction?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:Those are very very pretty candles and hats, and I bet the macaroni cheese is nice too, but such power to bid rests in the bidding conglomerglobularate blu and Mynci have going on and they've bit such wonderful things -Is there a Mad Hatter topper in the sack?- that I'm seling to them. #Shackles self and hands leash comming from manacles to Mynci, then bows to both of his new owners#

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*presents the booty*

Yay!!!!

*does happy jig and runs off to add new purchase to sig*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:#Manhandles booty into his many pockets and a cart he unaccountably had beside him with difficulty, because of the manacles, then does a happy little jig as well. Grins pleasedly.#

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*joins in with manic grin of her own*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:Now you own me, what do you plan to do with me?

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:hmmmm,no one I have purchased has ever asked that question.....hmmmm.what ever I please I guess...once agreed with Mynci. Do you have any ideas?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:any one want to be bought???? i promise ill treat you well.....*evil laugh*

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Yay!! more happy and willing ownee's. biggrin
the conglomerate is doing well


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:i take it your allready owned though.....
any one want to be bought???


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i wanna buy people frown

i am owned but i may sell my self on the black market. ubblol


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:I was gonna sell myself to you Snoop but Pigeon snuck in and bought me before the auction. Not that i'm complaining because Pigeon is a loverly mistress tongue

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i never got a chance ubbcrying

i wanna do it again!


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:mmm....i wanna own people.....i dont own anyone......some one??? any one???

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*Bump*
Is there no answer for the angel of spinny fire eh??? Where be the auctionable...


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:yeah...thanks blu.....come on people im putting myself up for auction....i want to buy someone!! biggrin

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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tumtum


tumtum

member
Location: space

Total posts: 33
Posted:Drumroll please..

one tall skinny tumtum up for auction, warning:will eat you out of house and home!!!

We will start the bidding at a cooked breakfast....


Im hungry!!!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:hey tum! I havent seen you in these forums in ages! I miss your bombardment of PM'S

For you I shall bid, on behalf of the BMVC

2 cooked breakfasts (condiments of choice included)
chicken flavoured wallpaper
8000 mint aero's
a self-sustaining pepsi factory that runs on CO2 and produces only clean filtered air as Waste
A lifetime supply of hunger busters
a new surfboard
a pouch of cutters choice and my hands to roll you a cigarette once a week during lunchbreak
and I;ll draw you a picture of a dragon


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I'll add to blu's bid (BMVC)
a life time supply of roast dinners
the perfect bacon sandwich
a qualified chef from my army of souls
a dishwasher (hate cleaning up after i've eaten)
some tumtums (they are apparently a food)
the ability to not be kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant for eating too much (b*stards have tried with me)
and...
a bucket mr creosote
ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:and I shall add to the top of mine and Mynci's bids:
My home-made lasagne once a week for the next year
and 3 home-made lemon merangue pies.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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tumtum


tumtum

member
Location: space

Total posts: 33
Posted:well, I was waiting to see what firespinning angel would offer but it seem she doesnt want me. frown

Not that it would have been much good anyway...
SOLD..to blu_v and Mynci! I am at your command my lord and lady biggrin


Im hungry!!!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Woohooo!

*does the 'we got another one' happy jig*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:*Joins blu in victory jig*
*jigs some more*







*and jigs 1 more time*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:BUMP

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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ber seal


The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:looks like you need someone else to Auction.

so I would like to offer myself.
a 27 year old model. more than one owner.
blound dreads, blue eyes and 6'1"

has been house trained. knows where the pots and pans go.
and last week was showen how to take my shoes off(a quick learner)
able to entertain.or just left in the corner to be a monkey
can juggle up to 8contact balls, 7juggling balls, 4clubs, 2staffs, 1diabolo and anything else you decide to throw my way.

can be delivered if inside the M25. otherwise will have to be collected.


When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted:hmmmm a weeks supply of helping with dread care smile

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Ok....not much, but,
A small chinese man by the name of Unkahl is up for auction.... he is scary and only knows his own name and "harrow!!!!!" in passable english. due to this I am acting as his agent. He has High comedic value and may choose not to sell himself but would like to know his value before he dissapears into the black market....(beware...has been known to stop spinners breathing due to laughter) wink
This is a 1 week auction or until he rears his little wizened face to complete a sale as is often not on-line:
Bids to start????


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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