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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Written by: lauz the caterpilla

and will attempt to turn all these lovely boys you like gay hug



I mean absolutely no offence by this to anyone, but be careful with choice of words there. Some people could get the wrong idea. Remember this is a public forum, and things like that are very highly policed nowadays. Don't want to get anyone into unnecessary trouble. Plus I don't really think The Doc likes 'boys' but rather prefers 'men' or 'guys' wink

Speaking of Lightning, Has your cold gone yet? I don't want to bid for faulty goods... wink


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:A cold....I up my bid to include a box of kleenex tissues wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:I will add to Mynci's bid on behalf of the BMVBC (yes I'm female but Mynci isn't so I can bid too)

1x clock with alarm and snooz button that put a hold on the rest of space and time so you can snooze londer

1x luxury matress

1x penguin shaped stress ball

1x evening of your choice, with the person of your choice (anyone in the world), with the activities of your choice,in the place of your choice.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:and 5 spending money R.O.E @ 1.712 (on $)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Bump!
I wanna auction


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:hear hear!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*bump again* (found on page 5-shocking!)

Whos up for auction


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Written by: blu_valley

hey! our conglomerate buys those who are forced to put themselves up for auction and places them in paradise. It was started to protect hoppers from SNOOPois genetic experiments!

I didn't expect to beat Nucleopoi, it was just fun bidding!

biggrin



Do I need protection? lol

now i'm scared....


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:you don't need protection from me. i am nice really biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:well it was in preparation,you know, just incase things went horribly wrong,so its all good,but there may come a day when maybe,protection may be needed...

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i am not evil. i haven't forced anyone into anything. tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:this is true, but a situation may arise one day,out of the depths of another thread maybe,where the forces of good may be called upon to battle the forces of evil......it could happen

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i believe you are the one breeding an army of tall people to take over HoP. i just wanted everyone to have babies.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:that will turn into an army!!!!!!! sshhhhh! oh the shame.....

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i don't want an army. i just want fire spinning babies. although those evil genius classes are really something.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Bumpety bump bump

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Lavatwilight
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Lavatwilight

old hand
Location: Wellington somerset, UK

Total posts: 834
Posted:hummm, do i want to sell my self?
hummmm


Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars

Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:yeah go on

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Lavatwilight
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Lavatwilight

old hand
Location: Wellington somerset, UK

Total posts: 834
Posted:well, can i place a reserve on my self, just incase?

Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars

Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:yeah i think u can.
if not get a friend to


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House

Total posts: 1286
Posted:AAAAAAND the next lot, lot #1337 one poi/meteor spinning, (trainee)bounce juggling VampyricAcid!!!!

and we start the bidding at a hug


Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:hug
don't worry dude i know i'm a guy but am bidding partner with blu-valley and she's very a lady
offers
a super power of your choice.
A home made staff (brother of vlad the almighty)
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of parafin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:I will add to Mynci's bid

a pirate ship
18 pirates
a pool of jelly
3 penguins
10000 hugs
10000000 kisses
a partridge in a pear tree
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
and an acorn


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House

Total posts: 1286
Posted:you had me at jelly and hugs!! (but ill take the rest too biggrin)

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:*dusts off thread*

any males for sale?


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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QuadDamage


QuadDamage

member
Location: Norwich

Total posts: 130
Posted:Well, who hasn't been sold yet? And is it possible to sell the same dude twice?

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:nope it's not. unless there owner sells them

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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QuadDamage


QuadDamage

member
Location: Norwich

Total posts: 130
Posted:Sounds reasonable.

Am I allowed to shout "0wn3d" at the guy who gets bought?


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:um.... it's never been done before. i think you should read the first post. it might explain it there.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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QuadDamage


QuadDamage

member
Location: Norwich

Total posts: 130
Posted:That was the first part of the thread I read, strangely enough.



From what I could gather, there was a "scrumptious pozee" and a "Raymond Phule", both of whom were auctioned off.

EDITED_BY: QuadDamage (1123549168)


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