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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
130 posts
Location: Norwich
[noodles] = 0wn3d
roflmao
I WIN!
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
NOW onto the slightly unlegal matter of selling Quad, what are the bids??
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Vampyricacid,have you sold yourself, did you acce[t the bid??
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
i did accept, i am now yours and mynci's, i bow down to you oh spinning queen
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
WooooHooooo!
Quad,are you up for auction?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Those are very very pretty candles and hats, and I bet the macaroni cheese is nice too, but such power to bid rests in the bidding conglomerglobularate blu and Mynci have going on and they've bit such wonderful things -Is there a Mad Hatter topper in the sack?- that I'm seling to them. #Shackles self and hands leash comming from manacles to Mynci, then bows to both of his new owners#
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*presents the booty*
Yay!!!!
*does happy jig and runs off to add new purchase to sig*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
#Manhandles booty into his many pockets and a cart he unaccountably had beside him with difficulty, because of the manacles, then does a happy little jig as well. Grins pleasedly.#
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*joins in with manic grin of her own*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Now you own me, what do you plan to do with me?
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
hmmmm,no one I have purchased has ever asked that question.....hmmmm.what ever I please I guess...once agreed with Mynci. Do you have any ideas?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
any one want to be bought???? i promise ill treat you well.....*evil laugh*
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Yay!! more happy and willing ownee's.
the conglomerate is doing well
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
i take it your allready owned though.....
any one want to be bought???
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i wanna buy people
i am owned but i may sell my self on the black market.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
I was gonna sell myself to you Snoop but Pigeon snuck in and bought me before the auction. Not that i'm complaining because Pigeon is a loverly mistress
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i never got a chance
i wanna do it again!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
mmm....i wanna own people.....i dont own anyone......some one??? any one???
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
*Bump*
Is there no answer for the angel of spinny fire eh??? Where be the auctionable...
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
yeah...thanks blu.....come on people im putting myself up for auction....i want to buy someone!!
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
33 posts
Location: space
Drumroll please..
one tall skinny tumtum up for auction, warning:will eat you out of house and home!!!
We will start the bidding at a cooked breakfast....
Im hungry!!!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
hey tum! I havent seen you in these forums in ages! I miss your bombardment of PM'S
For you I shall bid, on behalf of the BMVC
2 cooked breakfasts (condiments of choice included)
chicken flavoured wallpaper
8000 mint aero's
a self-sustaining pepsi factory that runs on CO2 and produces only clean filtered air as Waste
A lifetime supply of hunger busters
a new surfboard
a pouch of cutters choice and my hands to roll you a cigarette once a week during lunchbreak
and I;ll draw you a picture of a dragon
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I'll add to blu's bid (BMVC)
a life time supply of roast dinners
the perfect bacon sandwich
a qualified chef from my army of souls
a dishwasher (hate cleaning up after i've eaten)
some tumtums (they are apparently a food)
the ability to not be kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant for eating too much (b*stards have tried with me)
and...
a bucket mr creosote
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
and I shall add to the top of mine and Mynci's bids:
My home-made lasagne once a week for the next year
and 3 home-made lemon merangue pies.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
33 posts
Location: space
well, I was waiting to see what firespinning angel would offer but it seem she doesnt want me.
Not that it would have been much good anyway...
SOLD..to blu_v and Mynci! I am at your command my lord and lady
Im hungry!!!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Woohooo!
*does the 'we got another one' happy jig*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*Joins blu in victory jig*
*jigs some more*
*and jigs 1 more time*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
BUMP
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
419 posts
Location: the world (London)
looks like you need someone else to Auction.
so I would like to offer myself.
a 27 year old model. more than one owner.
blound dreads, blue eyes and 6'1"
has been house trained. knows where the pots and pans go.
and last week was showen how to take my shoes off(a quick learner)
able to entertain.or just left in the corner to be a monkey
can juggle up to 8contact balls, 7juggling balls, 4clubs, 2staffs, 1diabolo and anything else you decide to throw my way.
can be delivered if inside the M25. otherwise will have to be collected.
When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
hmmmm a weeks supply of helping with dread care
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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