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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Ladies, instead of trying to action him off in the "what do you know about the HoPper above you" thread, I am deciding to make it official in here.

BRENN! GET IN HERE!!!!

ubbrollsmile


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh, seemed the auction was won in the other thread shrug

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Oh my God Rougie what have you done? ubblol

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Oh I'm having fun! Sorry? did you get caught in the crossfire? tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


Oh I'm having fun! Sorry? did you get caught in the crossfire? tongue



Seems that way, though i wasn't so much caught in the crossfire as being the crossfire itself ubblol smile


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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Is that more fun? tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


Is that more fun? tongue



I can't remember ubblol


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Ooooh... Brenn's up for auction... devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Ooooh... Brenn's up for auction... devil



Hahahaha indeed wink

Lost83 is clearly in the lead, betting all of her cookies! Bless her! biggrin hug


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:teehee... somehow I think I could bid whatever I want and wouldn't be able to beat her wink

But since my monkey binoculars have traveled to Dublin on Wednesday, I can't make a proper bid anyway ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Birgit


teehee... somehow I think I could bid whatever I want and wouldn't be able to beat her wink

But since my monkey binoculars have traveled to Dublin on Wednesday, I can't make a proper bid anyway ubblol



Monkey binoculars would go nicely with my pirate telescope! ubblol


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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Nooooo! Cookies Brenn, cookies!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Lost83spy


Nooooo! Cookies Brenn, cookies!



Cookies go nicely with my belly and thee! biggrin hug


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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

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Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Yay! biggrin

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Oooooh an auction!!!!

I bid:

Mr grouch
a teeny tiny bug (unspecified/possibly actually a speck of dirt)
3 silver spoons
A pirate ship, manned by 46 smurfs
glitter for all the corners of the rooms of your imagination (vanilla scented)
the first day of spring
an inflatable paddling pool filled with jelly
1x jelly wrestler (bikini clad)
Blue fluff
purple fluff
18 pinstriped mice
3 homecooked meals (including pudding)
saturn
a handful of sand from tibet
kinetic ability
and a tab of sunshine

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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poig
poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Member Since: 19th Jun 2006
Total posts: 1590
Posted:BRING IT ON AUCTIONEER biggrin

What you get:
A very forgetful person
A room filled with rubbish
A burnt down house
1/2 a kilo of jelly beans
A marmite and nutella sandwich
Someone who is very likely to kill themselves in a
And of course....
A slice of deep pan pizza
wink


THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:For poig I bid:



A room filled with cotton wool

a pile of blue smarties

the far side of the moon

18 jelly babies

the conch used in the origional 'Lord of the flies' film

one of miss piggy's dresses

a day of complete inner harmony and peace

a hole punch

a choir

spaghetti

13 silver forks

and a left converse all star (navy,used, very well used-size 9)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:This is actually quite wrong!!!!

How can you make men feel like pieces of meat?

Sorry, I seem to have developed a social concsience for a minute.......aaaaand it's gone, please continue the auction


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Mmmmm...yum...pieces of meat ubblol

Theres also a female auction thread somewhere wink


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Really????

*smacks himself in the head* you have a girlfriend you twit and she'd probably kill you.

Oops, was I thinking aloud again


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblol Unless you win loads, then it just seems like the done thing biggrin The first HOPper I bought in auction many moons ago has since become one of my best friends...along with pretty much every other HOPper I won in auction really... *Reminisces*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:i dont know, i still havent recieved ANY of the items i was purchased for. i'd like you to start with the timtams and the ship full of toys thanks biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Response option 1:
youre not pulling that one! I got a sighned reciept here saying you took full delivery! I understand the hardships of a fallen man, having lost everything in a game of snap with a toad and a jewl-eyed snake, drowning your misfortunes, squandering your time and your life roaming the streets in a dirty suit, barefoot, looking for answers. Falling to your knees and raising your arms to the skies and pleading..it is hard I know...but it'll all be ok in the end...it always is. You just need to get over your snap addiction and everything else will fall back into place Gambling is a sin, and sinners smell bad...

Response option 2: I never said anything about postage, you were supposed to come collect it. I do wish you would hurry up, it's taking an aweful amount of garden space and I really want to build a pool.:D

Choose whichever answer suits you best... smile


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Hey, don't be kidding about no snap addiction, it's a serious problem. I couldn't stop playing, but now that poi has become my addiction I've kinda kicked the snap habbit

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I wasn't joking...snap is no laughing matter, many brave men have lost their lives to snap.



dangerous dangerous game...


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:I know, sadly I was one of them, but alas I have found the path of the light.....and it smells a bit like parafine

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:And we are glad you did! Snap can be a viscious one! Hehehe! And hey! Your'e from SA! I'm from there too, staying close to Midrand.

I'm tempted to start the official female HoP auction again...

*starts wondering towards the OFHA thread*

deededeededeeee.....


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Now why would you want to auction yourself off?

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:cause you get stuff! .....eventually.

i think blu and FSA need to sort out who is giving me what, since i should be seeing FSA in about three weeks. then one day i think i'll take option two. and if you really want i dont mind if you put my ship full of toys in your new pool for me. biggrin


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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_FSA_
_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:You know what? I actually can't remember what I offered for you Mjk.. Oops. I'd best start working it out and collecting stuff.. Running out of time to get it all sorted! ooooops

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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