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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:i've read it, and much appreciated is the summary C@ntus, good work!

but that might just be cos im on reception and im bored.

[ 14 October 2002, 15:51: Message edited by: Flynt ]


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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:what, you want C@ntus' busy abacus fingers to massage you some executive perks now, Boss?

under the table, as it is?

(* ? what happens if C@ntus massages Boss under the table while she's sitting up at it ? *)


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:erm
no thanks Fire Mike

Cantus is an employee and as such, there'll be no under that table perks here.
Everything is above board, thankye!


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:You want me to read it again?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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dromepixie


dromepixie

veteran
Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:Surely that cannot be correct C@ntus...

There must be several people ommited on the survey...

HTF do I vote?!

Confused and confused...
+

I want a nice hippie mad one C@ntus... I am unsure of the qualifications of the said gentlemen (barbarians rather)...

lol

I'll come back later...


JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:dromepixie,

how about spiral, then? his pic & catalog entry's a page back or so?

Flynt,

what, you want C@ntus' nimble wiggly delightful sensuous fingers to massage you some executive perks now, Boss?

over the table, as it is?

i always said you a chest full of love!


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:urmmm again, NO! FireMike, nothing like that. ta.

C@ntus is owned by one very lovely Miss Fluffy Napalm Fairy.

and my mind is occupied elsewhere anyways.


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dromepixie


dromepixie

veteran
Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:I bid 4.5 small nuttela jars for spiral!

but there is another not invloved in the bidding damn why didnt I get here sooner....

Oh well Spirals a hunk and a half anyways!

Much love, Drome


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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:*wanders into thread*

Ho ho hum.....what's this? You can't bid half a small jar of nutella for someone, that's a pitiful amount!!!

Go for the 1kg jars Drome, far more valuble!!!!
How are you anyway, good I hope?

I see there's been a bit of activity in the auction house recently and I had no idea Cass had made a bid for me and got it!!! Who do I belong to? I'm confused!!!!

Is it Cass?
Is it Flynt?
Is it both?
Or does no one want me?

Confusing to say the least!!!
Oh well, no doubt someone with a brain will come and sort it out for me........

La de da..........

*wanders off again.................*


whats up with all the limitations?

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:This Napalm Fairy is getting mildly jealous here .......

And you know what happens when fluffy napalm gets angry?

Well?

It becomes not so fluffy after all.

I think you'd better leave cantus's sunsual fingers exactly where they belong ..........

(if you know what I mean)


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:On cantus's beautifully soft hands of course

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:Thanks for defending my property Flynt sweetie

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:....... But as I recall, the mind gap doesn't own me either (well maybe it could be argued), so maybe he should have to start bidding for me too, If he wants me to keep my job as chef, cleaner, noise maker and cider reactor. Or maybe he could convince whoever buys me that I'm a static installation, and they'll have to come and stay in sheffield

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adren@line


member
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia

Total posts: 249
Posted:well i think you did a terrific job C@ntus, and i also think that this should be brought to a close before it gets too confusing and while i still have bram!

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:i may not own spiral but let it be known that whoever buys him also buys his debts

wherever you go, there you are.

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:and also transportation of such a large object presents it's own difficulties

wherever you go, there you are.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Wow i never realised i actually owned UCOF!
Wicked..thats a total of 3 men i own (i own my bf aswell)

Maybe i shall go for just one more man....



Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Thanks C@ntus - you did a grand job! Plus I still get MikeG, tra la la la.....

Now where has he disappeared too? Has that Nyx been trying to steal him again??



[ 15 October 2002, 05:10: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]


Live well, love much, laugh often...

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caniffis
SILVER Member since Jun 2002

member
Location: the world at large (mainly UK)

Total posts: 60
Posted:Having, just come accross this post i am greetly dissheartened to find that it appears to be over, being a kind, and considerate maniac and being ever so lonly up here in the middle of the UK i would have very much have liked to be bid on , so i insist that this event becomes a regula one.
perhapse the next one could be for the female HOP members ? C@ntus perhapse that as you have shown so able at the undersrtanding of the bidding system you could set it up, or maybe Fluffy to keep the perspective, and keep it in house so to speek


What you don't know won't hurt you? well i intend to get to know as much as possible so that i can make sure no one else has to so they carn't get hurt.

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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:So am I sold yet......

ANd I just got called a hunk arrgh run to the hills!!!!!
(did c@ntus mention that I'm a little to shy for my own good?)
and I dont have red hair anymore, in fact I dont have much hair anymore, but everything else is intact

[ 15 October 2002, 08:37: Message edited by: Spiral ]


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dromepixie


dromepixie

veteran
Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:Come on swettie its all in good fun no!

I raise the stakes to 2 kilos of nuttela and five loafs of bread...

LOL!!!

Right C@ntus is Spiral mine then

I would it be true!

Much love, Drome


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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:5 loaves of bread and HOW much nutella?
that sounds kinda fun, I'm quite tempted to overide c@ntus on this one and stop all bidding on myself, its a fair price

[ 15 October 2002, 11:24: Message edited by: Spiral ]


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:for those of you that missed it:

The Official Female HoP Auction

You lovely ladies can offer yourself up for the bidding here, and of course, our lovely Male counterparts can bid nutella to their hearts desire, for the woman of flame that they wish!

DromePixie wonderful woman, please feel free to offer yourself up for auction here, as C@ntus is also in charge of tallying up this auction (he probably doesnt know that yet)

And to the females out there who havent yet offered themselves up! SHAME! there are PLENTY of wonderful HoP men waiting to cast themselves at your feet in the vain hope of owning you....

have fun all! xoxoxoxox


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Mistree Flynt is the auctioneer. I'm just the bid tallyer. When her gavel drops the bidding war is over. But Mistress Drome is way in front so far.

Kurobei - as you well know Flynt owns you mind body and soul.

caniffis - there is a female auction house but it isn't any where near as well run as this one. And it doesn't have such a handsome bid tallyer as this one

The house is till open for business. Any males wishing to be considered for sale should contact either myself, Flynt, Fire Mike or The Official HoP Male Auction House directly.

Any Ladies wishing to bid please peruse the gents on display. Please no touching, kissing or licking of the lots.

All our products are house-trained, wipe clean, have a fairly high pain threshold, enjoy ritual humiliation and come well versed in various sexual techniques. Can dust, iron, sew and clean bathrooms. They dont snore, eat too much or drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst watching sports on tv and belching.
They come with a 3 month warranty that covers parts, repairs and accidental damage.

Our products are fully fire resistant.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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iluminaryfaerie


member
Location: Guelph, Ontario, Camerica

Total posts: 89
Posted:3 month warranty?
fire resistant?
where do i sign up?


orangu-funking-tan

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:HEY!! Just hold on one goddamn minute young man, I'd like to set the record straight here:

I do NOT enjoy ritual humiliation!!
I am rather well versed...........ahem....(something about a trumpet and blowing it!!)
I CANNOT sew!!
I heard NOTHING about any 3 month warranty and yes I'm damn well worth it, you just ask my patron!!!

I will just have to rubbish all vicious rumours about any of my employees or associates or the way in which my company is run!!!


whats up with all the limitations?

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fluffy napalm fairy


fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land

Total posts: 3638
Posted:hee hee hee.......

How about if I bid:

5 loaves of bread, 2 kilo's of nutella and 5 litres of paraffin for the one they call Spiral. I think all those extra knees and elbows are well worth bidding for. You gonna raise me Drome?

AND - can I bid for the bid tallyer? well? How about I bid a hundred thousand hugs, a few billion kisses and countless hours of........ *ahem*....... sorting out and sewing in dreads


Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:i thought I wasn't doing too bad, but parafin as well? I had no idea I was worth that much !

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dibs_star


member
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, Uk

Total posts: 603
Posted:*Looks desperatley at Cass and Ros with an evil glint in her eye, but not REALLY an evil one*....she whispers....

Knoxious Dave.

Sorry Bam Bam.


Can miles truly separate us from friends? If we want to be with someone we love aren't we already there? If there is someone willing to show, and there is someone willing to see; magic happens. This is whem humans are alive. This is when the wingless fly.

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:hehehe... eggsellent. all of the plans are going eggsactly as planned. No one will know the true intents of this brothel until it is to late. Come along now mistress Adren@line. We gots some spanking to do

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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