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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


BurdaASILVER Member
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: TinyPixie


yay!! I (jointly) own Wooktastic! weeeeeeeee!!

How much is delivery? Oh, BurdaA, do I get him weekends and holidays?


Good with me except when there's an eclipse, then he's mine biggrin

 Written by: Wooktastic


What do I get fed? 'cause I'm hungry.


I'm afraid all I have is a rhubarb and apple crumble... There's custard too!! Sensational.. care for some?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


WooktasticBRONZE Member
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Rhubarb and apple crumble. YUM! Swims in custard.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hm.. Ninja farms not good enough eh?
Well sorrY Mr. Picky, how much do you think I can fit in my backpack?

I have only one further thing to add:

a solim promis to cleen yuo out everryday and maek sure you allways got a bowel of cleen warter and I'll taek you worlks to the parck everry singul day and twis on sunndays. Browneys Onor.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
mmmmmm alcohol

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


TinyPixieSILVER Member
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Wooktastic


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Rhubarb and apple crumble. YUM! Swims in custard.



Oooh! I actually made apple crumble last night, with custard smile mmmmm! Damn I'm hungry frown Who's for crumble? *gets serving spoon ready*

Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well on account of the obviously deliberate bad spelling I'm going to have to pass on your offer Hazel (it's one of my major pet peeves) but still no one has won, remember folks, HoP calender entry (shameless self promotion) wink biggrin ubbloco

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


BurdaASILVER Member
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
*appears in a flash, bib at the ready, lucky spoon in hand poised for crumbledom*



smile



Now we wait..

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Fine.. You're going to be that fussy I don't want you anyway.

Huh.

*sulks*

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


TinyPixieSILVER Member
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
*serves crumble to all,.. with custard!*

Don't sulk my dear, have a dictionary wink and a hug

BurdaASILVER Member
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
...*Raises hastily emptied bowl and looks hungrily up at TinyPixie with wide gleaming eyes*



More please biggrin





Cream tea anyone?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
'nkyou.. Not had apple crumble in ages..

mmmm.. I think I may have to go make some myself now.. rhubarb and strawberry..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Bidding will end on Dec 5 12PM Pacific standard time.

So far Mynci holds the lead with:

the mastery of 3's
the mane of a rabid watermelon
2 blind mice
a home away from home
the secret of making things disappear
A racing camel
a remote controlled pheasant
some magic beans
75 used playing cards
and a sentient stick
a universal bird adapter
a pair of nickel cadmium rechargeable batteries

*starts rambling really fast like an auctioneer*

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
I suppose I should put an end on my auction too, how's about 12:30 pm (NZ time) on thursday 6th of Dec.

So far, CQ is still in the lead

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Poje


Bidding will end on Dec 5 12PM Pacific standard time.

So far Mynci holds the lead with:




biggrin december 5th is my birthday smile

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Wow, and what a birthday it will be if you win me wink

i still got another 25 days til my birthday, it sucks having your birthday at the very end of the year.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
yippee! biggrin dude I know how yu feel, my friend matt has his on new years eve

bounce

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Ya, it sucks BUT happy (late) birthday!!!! You get me!!!!

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Point_BlankGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
Congrats to Clarence_Quack, my new owner biggrin, wooo, I now get to add 'owned by' in my sig

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
I am still a free man he he he wink

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
*hipthrust*

I was reminded of this thread today and it made me giggle.
SO- Which of you lovely male HoPpers would like to be auctioned off today?!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


meshunderlayBRONZE Member
Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA


Posted:
Wow, I didn't even know there WAS an official male HoP auction, or... maybe I did, but I forgot.

SpinnerofDetroitGOLD Member
All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
2,280 posts
Location: Trenton, MI, USA


Posted:
This thread is amazing
EDITED_BY: SpinnerofDetroit (1291752243)

The only luck is bad luck.

Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass grin


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Epic bump is epic.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Since it's been a while, are all contracts up for renewal? If so, I bid beer for FRD.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


meshunderlayBRONZE Member
Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA


Posted:
Is the auction only open to female bidders? =P

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I'm pretty sure its open to everyone.
There should be a female auction floating around somewhere for all the lovely ladies too!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hey Rouge you can't call contracts up for renewal! between Me And Blu_Valley we own loads of hoppers (well we did but many alas no longere seem to be with us frown )
EDITED_BY: Mynci (1291899170)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Anyone remember who I own? Anyone remember if it was them? laugh3

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Just read the thread. tongue2

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I'm not at uni anymore; I don't have assignments to avoid tongue2

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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