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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
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Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
Kyri,
on behalf of OF, i got cool wink & pozee pic, not released to all da public yet. . . make me an offer.
Flynt, Boss,
pix are pickin up speed like wildfire! we gotta consider a second merchandise line besides da studflesh, we gotta DEAL IN PHOTOS & other personal items/ memorabilia/ body-scented underwear & stuff! remember in the Female Auction House, someone even said they didn't want the bodies, they just wanted to bid & buy a video, & just watch? we can make da big decision all the tv station execs makin now, porno or not, in a private board room. . . better idea, in a private lil meeting tonight at 11:30 in my crib, Boss, i'll put red rose petals around da candles if ya let me know before the brandy's totally warm. . . if ya can make it, come comfy. . . unless you feel like havin anythin restrictin around your bod. . .
Kyri,
on behalf of OF, i got cool wink & pozee pic, not released to all da public yet. . . make me an offer.
Flynt, Boss,
pix are pickin up speed like wildfire! we gotta consider a second merchandise line besides da studflesh, we gotta DEAL IN PHOTOS & other personal items/ memorabilia/ body-scented underwear & stuff! remember in the Female Auction House, someone even said they didn't want the bodies, they just wanted to bid & buy a video, & just watch? we can make da big decision all the tv station execs makin now, porno or not, in a private board room. . . better idea, in a private lil meeting tonight at 11:30 in my crib, Boss, i'll put red rose petals around da candles if ya let me know before the brandy's totally warm. . . if ya can make it, come comfy. . . unless you feel like havin anythin restrictin around your bod. . .
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
Ray, you just doin a good deed for Spanky, and here he goes & posts up a vid of HIMSELF, too. . .hey, we coulda got BIG COMMISH if this House sold Pay-per-View to that vid Exclusive. . .
Flynt, Boss, we gotta talk BIZ!
[ 29 September 2002, 14:05: Message edited by: FireMike ]
Ray, you just doin a good deed for Spanky, and here he goes & posts up a vid of HIMSELF, too. . .hey, we coulda got BIG COMMISH if this House sold Pay-per-View to that vid Exclusive. . .
Flynt, Boss, we gotta talk BIZ!
[ 29 September 2002, 14:05: Message edited by: FireMike ]
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Kyran, update your location!!!!
Kyran, update your location!!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Incidentally, my buyer seems to have fled after nyx invaded...I feel abandoned...
Hels? Hels? Am I bought or just leased?
Incidentally, my buyer seems to have fled after nyx invaded...I feel abandoned...
Hels? Hels? Am I bought or just leased?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
gee Mike,
maybe Hels is just out makin more money to put up a higher bid for ya soon?
gee Mike,
maybe Hels is just out makin more money to put up a higher bid for ya soon?
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
quote:But she bought me...uh...I thought...
Originally posted by FireMike:
gee Mike,
maybe Hels is just out makin more money to put up a higher bid for ya soon?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
enthusiast
385 posts
Location: NorCal
385 posts
Location: NorCal
Posted:
I invaded....I took Mike...I also stripped Hell's of her clothes, jewelry and available cash.....just because....
....who will be my NEXT victim? Mwahahahahahaha!
I invaded....I took Mike...I also stripped Hell's of her clothes, jewelry and available cash.....just because....
....who will be my NEXT victim? Mwahahahahahaha!
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
enthusiast
385 posts
Location: NorCal
385 posts
Location: NorCal
Posted:
KYRIAN!
You must e-mail me with details of...well, everything since you've been there!!!!
Heard you spoke to my friend...i'll be there in February for a visit!
write, dammit!
KYRIAN!
You must e-mail me with details of...well, everything since you've been there!!!!
Heard you spoke to my friend...i'll be there in February for a visit!
write, dammit!
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
BRONZE Member
old hand
887 posts
Location: san diego, USA
old hand
887 posts
Location: san diego, USA
Posted:
hey lady,
i dont have e-mail here but i wil get back you tomorrow night and we will work out the details. cant wai to meet ya.
nyx, all better lady? just do us all a favor. smile that wicked smile of yours...
hey lady,
i dont have e-mail here but i wil get back you tomorrow night and we will work out the details. cant wai to meet ya.
nyx, all better lady? just do us all a favor. smile that wicked smile of yours...
anyone got a light?
member
192 posts
Location: London
192 posts
Location: London
Posted:
I (we) would like to be bidded for by Adren@line....as she is well fit...and we want to know what is in her beachhouse.
Ta-verilly
I (we) would like to be bidded for by Adren@line....as she is well fit...and we want to know what is in her beachhouse.
Ta-verilly
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
yo yo yo (UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE)
now the merchandise is shouting out of the cages before its hits the block, & trying to sell itself!
yo yo yo (UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE)
now the merchandise is shouting out of the cages before its hits the block, & trying to sell itself!
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
rrraaaaaaowwwwwwwl!
ok! so, firstly, TOTAL kudo's to FireMike you lushbucket you, for running the auction in my absence. (not having int. access over the weekend is a real *&$%#@!)
FireMike: Restriction is good. meet you at 7 for Auction Meeting, will bring a nice bottle of red. Candles are also good!
Will do a summary of all bids and biddee's as soon as i've stopped giggling at the past two days posts.
As for Myst. *purrrrrrrrr*growwwwwwl* didnt i say something about all the yummy ones being taken by the time i get back? *sigh*
Note: SmallBoy withdrawn from Auction (shame really!)
thats all for now, will tally everything up, xoxoxxo
rrraaaaaaowwwwwwwl!
ok! so, firstly, TOTAL kudo's to FireMike you lushbucket you, for running the auction in my absence. (not having int. access over the weekend is a real *&$%#@!)
FireMike: Restriction is good. meet you at 7 for Auction Meeting, will bring a nice bottle of red. Candles are also good!
Will do a summary of all bids and biddee's as soon as i've stopped giggling at the past two days posts.
As for Myst. *purrrrrrrrr*growwwwwwl* didnt i say something about all the yummy ones being taken by the time i get back? *sigh*
Note: SmallBoy withdrawn from Auction (shame really!)
thats all for now, will tally everything up, xoxoxxo
Currently on the right side up of the world.
addict
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
Posted:
Did someone say playa..I mean Myst..hehe
Did someone say playa..I mean Myst..hehe
Its about talent, not make up or costumes.
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
*watches Myst walk past...
*watches Myst's ego walk past.......
`
*watches Myst walk past...
*watches Myst's ego walk past.......
`
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Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Posted:
Rozi might be willing to sell me, for a price!!
Rozi might be willing to sell me, for a price!!
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
ooo ooo ooo!
and what price would that be?
and are you defective, is that why she is selling you??
`
ooo ooo ooo!
and what price would that be?
and are you defective, is that why she is selling you??
`
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GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
quote:Who am I to protest? I'm just an object for sale. Which is sort of fun, I have to say...
Originally posted by Nyx:
I invaded....I took Mike...I also stripped Hell's of her clothes, jewelry and available cash.....just because....
....who will be my NEXT victim? Mwahahahahahaha!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Posted:
*Looks down* Hell no I aint defective, the is a business woman she is all about making a profit!! It is up to yall two to descuss a price I am just the merchandise!
*Looks down* Hell no I aint defective, the is a business woman she is all about making a profit!! It is up to yall two to descuss a price I am just the merchandise!
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
member
340 posts
Location: Australia
340 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Ok its about time I took advantage of my fine physique and sexual prowess within this auction, besides I need to increase my earning potential if I want to by my 1958 Triumph Spitfire.
Well ladies what do you have to offer taking into account that vegemite is not a valid form of payment. Oh and Flynt I dont accept in depth discussions on the workings of the universe as a valid form of currency either although any expression found in my email account from your wonderful self would make my day brighter, hint hint
Ok its about time I took advantage of my fine physique and sexual prowess within this auction, besides I need to increase my earning potential if I want to by my 1958 Triumph Spitfire.
Well ladies what do you have to offer taking into account that vegemite is not a valid form of payment. Oh and Flynt I dont accept in depth discussions on the workings of the universe as a valid form of currency either although any expression found in my email account from your wonderful self would make my day brighter, hint hint
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
shucks....
shucks....
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addict
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
Posted:
that wasnt my Ego you were watchin flynt..hehe Im kidding. Its cause Im spanish isnt it...always h8in on the spaniards. Im just a fuzzy wittle bunny...anyone want to cuddle (not you cassandra, I got suckered into a kid last time we cuddled)
-Eric
that wasnt my Ego you were watchin flynt..hehe Im kidding. Its cause Im spanish isnt it...always h8in on the spaniards. Im just a fuzzy wittle bunny...anyone want to cuddle (not you cassandra, I got suckered into a kid last time we cuddled)
-Eric
Its about talent, not make up or costumes.
addict
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
Posted:
P.S. tell the little blue bastard I love him
signedX Daddy
P.S. tell the little blue bastard I love him
signedX Daddy
Its about talent, not make up or costumes.
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
whaaa?
whats being spanish got to do with how many eggs you can fit in a chinaman???
ummmm
` at you and your ego!
oh
can i have a cuddle tho?
`
*hopeful grin*
whaaa?
whats being spanish got to do with how many eggs you can fit in a chinaman???
ummmm
` at you and your ego!
oh
can i have a cuddle tho?
`
*hopeful grin*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
addict
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
Posted:
sorry flynt..I believe you are taken by RAY...so I can not cuddle or it would break an ordinace...check with fireMike for exsact section/line/sentance numbers. otherwise..I would. Ohhh..n/m my Ego's to big for that...Darn.
sorry flynt..I believe you are taken by RAY...so I can not cuddle or it would break an ordinace...check with fireMike for exsact section/line/sentance numbers. otherwise..I would. Ohhh..n/m my Ego's to big for that...Darn.
Its about talent, not make up or costumes.
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
ahhhhhhh Myst, perhaps you understand the purpose of the Auctions.
You see... Here at The Official Male HoP Auction, i am the Auctioneer. FireMike is my righthandman, `
And, i may perhaps be taken by Ray in the Official Female HoP Auction, but that by no means that i cannot bid on the Male Auction
so gimme a cuddle! LOL
ahhhhhhh Myst, perhaps you understand the purpose of the Auctions.
You see... Here at The Official Male HoP Auction, i am the Auctioneer. FireMike is my righthandman, `
And, i may perhaps be taken by Ray in the Official Female HoP Auction, but that by no means that i cannot bid on the Male Auction
so gimme a cuddle! LOL
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Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Posted:
I would allow you to bid, but that would make me jelous. Sorry dear.
I would allow you to bid, but that would make me jelous. Sorry dear.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
member
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Posted:
hehehe (6)
*eye glints with knowledge of power*
wouldnt you like to know....
i have a bit of a situation here, ive almost been taken by mikeginny on the female auction, and United Chains here, so what am i to do?!?! does anyone else see any harm in having both?
lets just say my beach house involves lotsa glitter, chocolate body paint and every fourth song i play is loveshack because it should be the world anthem. then there is the back room...
hehehe (6)
*eye glints with knowledge of power*
wouldnt you like to know....
i have a bit of a situation here, ive almost been taken by mikeginny on the female auction, and United Chains here, so what am i to do?!?! does anyone else see any harm in having both?
lets just say my beach house involves lotsa glitter, chocolate body paint and every fourth song i play is loveshack because it should be the world anthem. then there is the back room...
Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES
ITEM #1167 Raymund Phule
ITEM #2076 BurningByron
solutions to claims about both items' sexual organic fitness: attach probes & meters to both items' organs & measure responses to sensual tests. biopsy or semen sample eruption necessary for sperm count check? no, but perhaps for force & quantity of ejaculation, test results can be specified in the Catalog
FOREIGN LANGUAGES
we speak many dialects, in order to better serve our patrons, and care for our inventory.
for example, in response to:
(PROSPECTIVE) ITEM # 299 Myst,
"playa dogg, we lay it down witchoo!"
& to
ITEM #1429 THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE,
"verily indeed, yeah, ta-verilly, what?"
& to
BIDDER #1722 adren@line,
"ONE-NIGHT ONLY! MIDNIGHT MADNESS SALE at the Official Home of Poi Male Auction House on all Boudoir Delight items, including scrumptious edible body lotions, edible undergear, and our whole rack of seductive tunes, on all media, from romantic to hot! hot! hot! to downright slutty! Bring this coupon to the check-out for instant savings of 30%, and if you say the magic words, "flint me a hottie," we'll give you an extra 15% off any item of your choice!"
AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES
ITEM #1167 Raymund Phule
ITEM #2076 BurningByron
solutions to claims about both items' sexual organic fitness: attach probes & meters to both items' organs & measure responses to sensual tests. biopsy or semen sample eruption necessary for sperm count check? no, but perhaps for force & quantity of ejaculation, test results can be specified in the Catalog
FOREIGN LANGUAGES
we speak many dialects, in order to better serve our patrons, and care for our inventory.
for example, in response to:
(PROSPECTIVE) ITEM # 299 Myst,
"playa dogg, we lay it down witchoo!"
& to
ITEM #1429 THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE,
"verily indeed, yeah, ta-verilly, what?"
& to
BIDDER #1722 adren@line,
"ONE-NIGHT ONLY! MIDNIGHT MADNESS SALE at the Official Home of Poi Male Auction House on all Boudoir Delight items, including scrumptious edible body lotions, edible undergear, and our whole rack of seductive tunes, on all media, from romantic to hot! hot! hot! to downright slutty! Bring this coupon to the check-out for instant savings of 30%, and if you say the magic words, "flint me a hottie," we'll give you an extra 15% off any item of your choice!"
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Posted:
I am only for sale if Rozi wishes it, and I am not damaged goods and will not be!!
I am only for sale if Rozi wishes it, and I am not damaged goods and will not be!!
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
300 posts, and like we're worth it too - honest.......
300 posts, and like we're worth it too - honest.......
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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