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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Woo hoo! Does that mean You belong to us now Vampyricacid??!!

*Waves the jelly at Vampyric*

Who else is up for auction?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i wanna buy more people! but not for evil purposes! biggrin

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Its not evil!!!!!Im not evil!!! Im breeding an army, not purchasing one!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:thats a guilty conscience if you ask me coz i was on about the previous accusations about me tongue

so what evil are you up to missy?


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:* whistles and pretends to be distracted by something shiny*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblol

i wanna buy people and save them form blu and mynci!


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Hey!! We treat the HOPPers well,very very well. Liquid_bubblegum and Flashpoint are happy hoppers, as are Mynci and I!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:you no i can't actually find 3 of the people i own. i know MiG is alive n noddy has posted but the others are gone frown

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:In all fairness, we dont hear much from liquid or flashpoint either.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:Is this a safe time for me to put myself up for sale?
If so the auction must involve a candle and something witty, else no sale.


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i bid a candle and a book full of wit biggrin

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:i bid the biggst red candle ever
used as the centre to your own big top tent


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:um... macaroni cheese and a pic of me smile

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I add to Mynci's bid
1x song by elton John (candle in the wind)
and a twit.. (added some tea to the wit you were looking for)
oh, and all the dust from behind my computer(theres some blue thready stuff-maybe spiner man web spray stuff..maybe)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:
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all of those candles.


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:not fair i dunno how to post pictures.

a sack full of hats (tops hats) of varying designs and fantasticness added to mine a blu's previous bids.
and a really big hatstand


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i will never tell you ha ha ha ha ha tongue


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those hats.


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and those stands biggrin


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:and,adding to mine and Mynci's previous bid for Seb,
fire,all the fire you want(for the candles I guess)
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
toys,lots and lots of toys.
a three tier sumarai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
a penguin squishy stress toy
every shiny thing in the world
a life jacket
a self-sustaining farm (100000 acres)
and some pudding

Mynci-Check the previous page in this thread..did we win vampyricacid.Did he accept the offers?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:
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these cathedral wicks smile


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these staff's

and a paper clip biggrin


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:ok,my final addition to the bid...

world peace
some folders with binders..
something fluffy to play with
and the one thing you want most in the world.


So in total so far, the BMVC have bid:

world peace
some folders with binders..
something fluffy to play with
and the one thing you want most in the world.
fire,all the fire you want(for the candles I guess)
water,all the water you want
some sand
a book of telephone numbers
toys,lots and lots of toys.
a three tier sumarai sword set with silver dragon hilt.
a penguin squishy stress toy
every shiny thing in the world
a life jacket
a self-sustaining farm (100000 acres)
and some pudding
a sack full of hats (tops hats) of varying designs and fantasticness
and a really big hatstand
the biggst red candle ever
used as the centre to your own big top tent
1x song by elton John (candle in the wind)
and a twit.. (added some tea to the wit you were looking for)
oh, and all the dust from behind my computer(theres some blue thready stuff-maybe spider man web spray stuff..maybe)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:*is tempted to sell himself*

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:*buys Noodles through the blackmarket* sorry dude.. *puts leash around his neck and drags him off to her lair*

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Well that ends that then...

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:biggrin Love you Noodles smile

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:So how much did I go for?
Come to think of it. Who sold me? Wasn't aware I was already owned.


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:biggrin Blackmarket smile I got you for a bottle of pepsi and 3 baked beans biggrin BARGAIN!

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Did you get a certificate of ownership?

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Yup smile Its shiny.. oooooooooooooh

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Cool biggrin

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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QuadDamage


QuadDamage

member
Location: Norwich

Total posts: 130
Posted:[noodles] = 0wn3d

roflmao

I WIN!


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