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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I heard one of my friend singing away to herself in the kitchen the other day... she was singing macy grays "I try"

and this was how she sung it... " I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it its clear, I WEAR GOGGLES when you are not here..." ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Its meant to be " my world crumbles when you are not here!!"

I was all like WHAT? and fell over laughing! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol it was so funny! Have any of you guys mixed up the words of songs? ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
36 crazyfists - 'clitoris' theory: LESBIAN! LESBIAAAN! i'm still looking for these angels in the snow

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Actually...

I had a friend who thought it was i wear goggles when you are not here!!
If you think to yourself those lyrics when she sings them, you can really hear her saying it... or is it just me?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
There are loads and i tend to sing them even knowing the real words, eg:

"He's just a poor boy from a poor family sparing his life for his pork sausages"

"Sweaping the floor" rather than "Seek and distroy" (Its a metal song so it does fit) oh and "Chickens in my head" rather than "ticking"

there are loads but the kids come up with the best ones

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Try this link...

https://www.kissthisguy.com

Its a winner!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
how come they have NO Bob Dillan?!!!!!!

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
My dad is really deaf and mis-hears stuff all the time. One thing that hes singing at the moment is 'Americano in a paaaarie *pause* dun dun dun dun *pause* all covered in cheese' o.O
lordy knows where that one came from.

KiwiBexmember
69 posts
Location: Melb


Posted:
I once had quite a heated argument with someone who was convinced that the words were 'because you're corn chips' not 'because you're gorgeous'... Haven't spoken to Mel in a while (not because of the argument!!!) but would love to know if she still thinks that!

I said perhaps, and thats FINAL.

I love my length!


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Probably the best one i've held is:

"Fly me to the moon,
and spank my love nuts with a spoon"

ubblol

Gayle.....!


monkeynamedspankPadawan
197 posts
Location: Bolton


Posted:
I don't think these are actually misheard, but they sound better:

Fear Factory - Lynchpin: Can't bake me a pie, can't bake me a pie, can't bake me a pie, no you can't!

and there's bandages by I can't remember who that we're sure actually says panda jizz

Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)


garthySILVER Member
old hand
717 posts
Location: Bristol, England


Posted:
There's a Metalica song that goes...

"Playing monopoly..."

Or so I thought. It's actually

"Pain monopoly...."

Which is much less wierd I guess..

"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx


SymBRONZE Member
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
https://www.rathergood.com/chicken/

ubblol

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Spanner


Written by: GothFrogette


how come they have NO Bob Dillan?!!!!!!




Because "Dillan" should be spelled "Dylan" smile

There is one song I misheard which I think was by Public Enemy but I can't find the line in the sleeve notes to tell which song it is. Which means I'll have to listen to Public Enemy albums all day...shame cool

It says something like:
"I'm gonna stick it to the man with the palm of my hand"

I heard it as:
"I'm gonna stick it to the man with the parmesan"

redface




ubblol and that is what happens when i go online without any coffee biggrin

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
"Every time you go away... you take a piece of meat (!?!) with you..."



Even when I hear that song now I still hear 'meat' instead of 'me'...

HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: ¤ Sniper ¤



36 crazyfists - 'clitoris' theory: LESBIAN! LESBIAAAN! i'm still looking for these angels in the snow






it's lace me up, fool tongue



plus the song's called slit wrist theory... spank

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
spank spank spank spank spank spank spank

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
i admit it sounds better as lesbian, but it doesn't sound right

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
There was this cd my cousin used to play all the time...

I am still convinced the guy was saying " I got a pocket full o' cheeeeese! "

confused

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HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
with music nowadays, anything is possible. i've recently-ish found a song about a 10 year old kid that wants to get a mohawk, but his mum won't let him tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


DixieGOLD Member
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom


Posted:
I once wrote a song about the smell of cockles. It never got sung to be misheard though.

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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.

are the original words....trom Sober by Tool

the misheard ones were

I am just a worthless lawyer.
I am just an imbecile.

ahahahah!! Lawyer!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
a friend of mine is slightly mad I think, she sings that George Michael Song called Too funky. here's how the lyrics are SUPPOSED to go:

Hey, your just too funky for me
I gotta get inside of you
And I'll show you heaven if you let me

She sings:

Hey Mr Funky for me
I gotta get inside of you
and I'll show I'm heavy if you let me


It's just strange tongue

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


Dressed in BlackBRONZE Member
A Fire Inside
191 posts
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxford, United Kingdom


Posted:
i always think Foo Fighters 'Enough Space' at the start sounds like 'I was waiting for something, maybe flying cheese..' its flying machines and i know that when i hear the song but still it sounds like flying cheese!

::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
gawd. I do this all the time. I'm a shoker, actually.

"The lift goes up where we belong" (should be "love lifts us up where we belong) and dozens more that I can't think of right now....

Funniest story I ever heard though: a friend of my aunt's goes into record store and says to guy: "have you got the Blue Moon Persuader" song?" Guy says "ummm, never heard of it. You'll have to sing it for me". Girl sings "Blue moo-on persuaaaderr" to the tune of "smooth operator"! hahahaa.

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: GothFrogette

oh and "Chickens in my head" rather than "ticking"





not often these days you see Anthrax mentioned biggrin

Meh


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought it was I wear goggle when your not here too, obviously not too hard a msitake.....right?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


88Jack88newbie
21 posts
Location: Melbourne


Posted:
Let's not forget that white stripes song about the Salvation Army wink

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Written by:

"The lift goes up where we belong"




*has to sit down as laughs so hard!* Thats so funny flash!


oh this is so bad!! after reading that website- the kiss this guy one- I found this story...

The real lyrics were:
Killing in the name of...

But I misheard them as:
Bingo was his name-o...

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I was 19 and at a small Rage Against The Machine gig. I met Zack & the lads afterwards backstage, and, trying to be cool, I started yelling "Bingo was his name-o..." until Zack corrected me... my friends haven't stopped laughing to this day!

HOW EMBRASSING!! The singer of the actual song correcting you!!
smile ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
oh my god valura, that's such a crack up! ubblol

one of my friends also thought macy grey sung about goggles, she knows what it's meant to be, but just can't help singing it her way still.

another friend used to think that k.d.lang's 'constant craving' song said 'god save gravy'...bloody funny.

LycanthropeThe original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia


Posted:
from the same song
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
was heard as
some of those that ride horses, are the same that burn crosses

Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
oh my god, up till now i thought it said "someone says were in forces, all the same they burn crosses" never really understood what that was all about.

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