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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hey, did I win DykeBoy!?
Soooo happy.
Roast potatoes! Roast potatoes!
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Written by: Lost83spy
I got competition!
Grrrrr. I'm starting a collection. So, I'm adding to my bid for JonnyRok:
A telescope that can see round corners
Very good quality hugs
A wading bird from outside my window (it has yellow feet!)
My saxophone fluffy brush/duster thing
An empty water bottle
A tent peg
And an endless supply of back massages
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
noddy as blu is not present I decide that I shall own you (if that's ok
) if she has complaints then she knows where I live.YAY!!! Noddy... now to start posting on intro's...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'm still not seeing shirtless photos... *taptaptap*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Im rather disapointed ive only had 2 bids so far lol
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Aaawww Brit_Joe
I'm trying to get a collection of poiboys.
I'll bid for ya.
Hows about
A rug (s'white, but a bit dirty)
A book called "Never too Busy to be Beautiful"
A lemongrass-scented tealight
An eyelash
A small angel in a box
A shoelace
A bucket of orange skittles
A pot plant called Fido
and......an aromatherapy full body massage - yours to use on who you want.
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
So who's still for sale, and where's the topless pictures of them for us to drawl.. i mean look at
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Written by: Mynci
noddy as blu is not present I decide that I shall own you (if that's ok
YAY!!! Noddy... now to start posting on intro's...
ok looks like you win mynci!
*jumps on mynci*
im all yours!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Written by: Doc Lightning
I think that we need a rule where all wares must have shirtless pics somewhere.
there one in my gallery
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Oh god I'm blind!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
its parafin not baby oil!!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Aww don't spoil it dude I live to see FRD in discomfort.... yay!!!
*toodles off to post in intros*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Damn, so close and yet so far from owning the noddy..grrr, *shakes fist at mynci*
ah well, its not my fault I couldnt get back to HOP on time.
For Jonnyrok I bid:
a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
loads of random PMs
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
You really want JonnyRok, don't you Blu?
*laughs manically*
So I shall also up my bid:
Half a packet of crisps
A small blue flame
Some grass (from a field)
A broach of purest green
A bootlace
Some licorice
Some seaweed
A very fluffy grey kitten called Rottweiler
Is anyone else going to vote for Brit_Joe...or can I claim him as mine?
*rubs hands together with glee*
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I up my bid for Jonnyrock to include:
something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
I'm pulling out of the bidding for Jonnyrok - I can't match someting fluffy to play with.
You win Blu!
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For Brit-Joe I bid:
freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstacy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourit meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekenisis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
an invisibility cloak
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For 1337poier I bid
an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
and a pogo stick
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
I'm wanting to purchase a boy-slave...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Ooooh, that's right Blu, you get JonnyRok so now you're moving in on my bids for Brit Joe.
Grrrr
I shall increase my bids for Brit Joe to include:
Some old batteries
50 goats
Shannen Dougherty
A bath full of rose petals
A course of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for the phobia of your choice
A mute seagull
A dentists chair
A spinning top
A tweed hat
A cartoon dog
The gold from the end of a rainbow
Hugs....of the highest quality.
A unicorn
Anasthetic
3 wishes (one of which is allowed to be "a neverending supply of wishes")
You're very own slave
A real life pair of hug Graemlin
(They're cute and giggle if you prod their tummies) Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Wait, wait! You dont have JonnyRok yet Blu.
Add to my bid for JonnyRok:
Lots of Garfield comics
A brown fluffy teddy bear
Cute fluffy blue slippers
A back & neck massage, courtesy of yours truly
A cute kitten named kawasaki
A sharpened pencil
An anime drawing, done by me
And lots more
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Ooh,I love a challenge!The dude is in South Africa, I want him!!! I up my bid for JonnyRok to include:
A braai
a thought in the morning
marshmallows
tinsel
a cup of honey
a large fertile field
the secret to immortality
a sixth sense
a black and yellow plastic spider
a pirate ship
13 drunken sailors
a choir of angels
the moon
two of the rings that surround saturn
a lock of hair
a bat of my eyelashes
8 cream cakes
and a toy bmw z3
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
OOH a south African bidding against a South African for a South African....
*watches with interest*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I also up bid for brit-joe to include:
Lots of innuendo from Mynci
a champagne fountain
two swans
the nile river
kilamanjaro
the power to levitate
The ability to multiple-orgasm
and a peach
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I can multiple.....
I'm very good at sums
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
no fair, I just found out JonnyRok and Lost83spy know each other! That is so going to sway the vote... c'mon JonnyRok, sell yourself across the seas!Dont stay home bound!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Written by: DrBoo
Ooooh, that's right Blu, you get JonnyRok so now you're moving in on my bids for Brit Joe.
Grrrr
I shall increase my bids for Brit Joe to include:
Some old batteries
50 goats
Shannen Dougherty
A bath full of rose petals
A course of Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for the phobia of your choice
A mute seagull
A dentists chair
A spinning top
A tweed hat
A cartoon dog
The gold from the end of a rainbow
Hugs....of the highest quality.
A unicorn
Anasthetic
3 wishes (one of which is allowed to be "a neverending supply of wishes")
You're very own slave
A real life pair of hug Graemlin
arrggh Shannen Dougherty *turns into a screaching fan*
Sold to Dr.Boo!
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Yay yay yay yay
Very happy Boo sticks a flag into Brit_Joe and claims him as her own.
(That sounded much better in my head)
I'll just get Ms Dougherty packed and sent over to you.
Now I have two of these men, what am I to do with them?
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Written by: blu_valley
no fair, I just found out JonnyRok and Lost83spy know each other! That is so going to sway the vote... c'mon JonnyRok, sell yourself across the seas!Dont stay home bound!
Well, maybe this will be more interesting! Blu, you know I love ya, but this is a fight to the death! (or maybe just until one of us loses)
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Grrrrr!
Ok, I up my bid for JonnyRok to include two of anything lost83spy may bid, as well as her friendship and my own.
If he doesnt accept that bid, then its defenitly fixed!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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