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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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ber seal


The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:I could do with some work with on them.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Tell me Uber Seal, do you do poi?
I might be interested in bidding for you myself then.

wink


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The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:I only do it, if you can prove that I have done it.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:I have proof he does poi! Even if Mr Uber Seal refuses to belief it himself.

tongue

ucof - i'll send you the proof and then you can start bidding for the oh-so-ultra-talented Martin.

biggrin


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:last time you sent me a pic of me doing poi, it was not even of me confused

and infact there were only 3 people in the pic and they were all sat down confused confused

confused no one at all doing poi. confused confused



e-mail sent back to you to prove it



so there. ubblol


When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

oooooops.


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:noooooooooooo.

you got it at last.

ok ok

yes under the right infulance I do poi.


When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Hoozah! Finally he admits it!!

hug


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Its alright...

I dont want him anyway.
I was just a cunning rouse to get him to finally admit it biggrin


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:your cruel UCoF ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:well prehaps I did not want to come to yours anyway.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:But you know you do though.
You know it.
You do.

tongue


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:MYNCI! How could you??!! He is priceless. You cannot sell the small chinese man!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:He scares me.... what does he do when I'm asleep.... someone take him. PLEASE.....







Harrow!!!!!



see .....Scary


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblol

Ok, I'll trade you 2 of the crazy b**ches in my head for the little chinese man in you, as well as, uh, a paperclip, and uh...birmingham. biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:For the uber seal I would like to bid

something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:no fear blu... your just trying to get rid of birmingham....and I know where it's been urgh!!! & I didn't meet the crazy head women.... what are they like???

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:oh, yes, i forgot you wernt there for that...ask Screech about the crazy ladies in my head (that aint no lady lol).

Anyone else up for auction?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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ber seal


The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:Written by: UglyCowsOfFrance


But you know you do though.

You know it.

You do.



tongue





I cant do it.

you know as well as I do that if I ended up at yours then I would never leave.



please someone get me away from this mad man!



I'll add in fre lessons for what ever you want wink


When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:no-one has been sold for a while

i'm game

i'm a 24 year old confused half-punk/half-hippy spins staff and poi but has an unhealthy attraction to fire

can cook and clean

study reflexology

and easily convinced that anything is a good idea.

any interested bidders


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:*continues non-gay pouting*



won't sell yerself to me eh....



I bid...erm *has a cunning plan!*



*Laughs maniacly*



How do you like that bid? interested?


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 642
Posted:I'll start off with a new black hat. It's puffy and peaked and a gatsby. I'm punkly and gothy as well as hippyish and with personality extras that aren't covered by these too. smile

Edit: Oh sod, Mynci started first. Oh well, tis a bid race!

EDITED_BY: Seb (1127954042)


Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:Written by: Mynci

*continues non-gay pouting*

won't sell yerself to me eh....

I bid...erm *has a cunning plan!*

*Laughs maniacly*

How do you like that bid? interested?



if thats what you asked me about last night tempted, very very tempted but i'll have to think that one over a lot and had you not better ask before you bid that


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Of course I'll ask...I'm dumb not stupid ubblol

Was by way of a tester bid, to see how adamant you were.

I also bid...
a cherry bakewell


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:I bid for screech,a lucky dip in the happy bag and a repeat of the last time it was dipped into,13 drunken sailors,and uh,many many pink things (yuk) wink

And Mynci may not bid me!


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:no matter...I have cunning plans maniacal ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:I have heard of these plans,and believe they shall serve you well.

*cackle,cough,splutter*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:Written by: blu_valley

I bid for screech,a lucky dip in the happy bag and a repeat of the last time it was dipped into,




mmmmmmmmm *slips into a daydream*

naughty blu but very nice wink


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:naughty but nice enough to sell yourself for?

Cmon, you know you wanna biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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