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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:eek rolleyes

Getting to the other side smile

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Frulein
Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:What!??! They love it: Maid's, nurses,.... eek Oh jeez, not that I do it really redface

"I see," said the blind man.

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Posted:And I thought I'd had enough of wearing uniforms... wink tongue

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Frulein
Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol I like your new title ubblol ubblol ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:This is all getting too confusing... ubblol

xx


Getting to the other side smile

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Frulein
Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:No I think it's getting more and more interesting ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Fraulein, your sig needs a tag. I learned either "'I see,' said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw," or "'I see,' said the blind man to his deaf son."

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Posted:Written by: Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)

Fraulein, your sig needs a tag. I learned either "'I see,' said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw," or "'I see,' said the blind man to his deaf son."



Or.. "I see," said the blind man to the squirrel. "You've found my nuts again!"


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Frulein
Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:Ooooh.....
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They are all really good... I cannot decide really.... wink What about "I can hear," said the deaf son to his mute girlfriend?


"I see," said the blind man.

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Posted:Would that be 'ideal girlfriend?'

N.B. This was a poor attempt at a joke! Please no mute girlfriends shouting at me over it!


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griffin
griffin

feminine tiddly pom
Location: cambs england
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 505
Posted:"pass the leather whip" said the vegan boyfriend to his fruitarian girl

in state of metamorphosis

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Go with the hammer and saw one. A better pun, I think, than the squirrel one, if only because it's a pun on two different parts of speech.

So DID I WIN THE STB DR. MIKE AUCTION? Am I now the proud owner of a tall firespinning highly-educated gonna-be-a-dahktah SUPERHUNK?

Enquiring minds want to know.


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Frulein
Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:Yeah, personally I like the one with the squirrel.... wink

And btw: I think you deserve Dr. Mike biggrin


"I see," said the blind man.

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:[shouts silently at Patrick]

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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kermit
kermit

overlord and maggot king
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia
Member Since: 8th Aug 2004
Total posts: 171
Posted:im entering myself into this auction, so who wants a 5'11 goth, grey/blue eyes, medium build, and answers to kermit

welcome back to kermits mad land.


wont you join my teaparty.

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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:actually kermit, despite your blatant post-count abuse earlier last week, I gotta admit that you're pretty cute!

However, as a mod, I am invoking my right to special privilages and henceforth own you

wink


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Posted:Written by: flash fire
However, as a mod, I am invoking my right to special privilages and henceforth own you

wink


Now we know where the true power is!!! wink


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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:Thank you, Fraulein.

STB Dr. Mike, please report to the Massage Room immediately after Burning Man.


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Oh, wow. Kermit IS cute. There is, of course the question of his approved uses. Can he be a love slave for a male owner?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:I don't know that I would call Kermit "cute." Not the word I would use.

Adorable? Drop-dead gorgeous? Not sure those are right, either, but they're closer than 'cute'.

Just kidding. He's cute AND adorable AND drop-dead gorgeous.

Dr. Mike, wanna form a bidding cartel? If we win we can give him a good workout...assuming his approved uses are compatible.

But as a (n incipient) physician, you know that once the FDA approves a drug, you can prescribe it for anything...


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Well, you can theoretically use a product for any use. But although I COULD prescribe, say, Ritalin for insomnia, it doesn't mean it's going to work.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:I was thinking more of prescribing Hot Boys (e.g. you and Kermit) for my feelings of loneliness... :-)

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:now, now boys! I thought I made it clear! I now own Kermit... fight amongst yourselves all you like, it wil prove fruitless however.

Being the compassionate individual that I am, I will loan out Kermit (for approved uses) on an hourly basis. Please direct all applications to myself, flash fire c/- Home of Poi.

Thank you for your cooperation.


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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:Oh jeez the last i knew mike and i where up on the auction block . Now flash is useing here super mod powers to claim members .

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Yeah. Conflict of interest anyone?

Oh well, it's all good. Try as she might, she can't have me as a love slave. ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:And flash, have to point out that no situation with me and Dr Mike involved can really "prove fruitless..."

(I'm allowed to say that, and so is Mike. The rest of you better not.)


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:so the situation will be 'fruitfull' then.....

which types of fruit will you be using? ubbangel


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)
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Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Member Since: 8th Jun 2004
Total posts: 456
Posted:...and 7X7 is 49, and 7X8 is 56, and 7X9...

Hey, didn't they say "be fruitful and multiply"?


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Frulein
Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland
Member Since: 29th Jul 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:Yap, that's what the book "Genesis" told us biggrin

"I see," said the blind man.

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:so xopher and lightning will be multiplying? which one is going to get pregnant?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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