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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Written by: It's...Lightning!
I would just like to update my entry as follows:
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*SWOON*
I bid some REALLY old red wine, the Iron Bridge and a brisk walk up The Wrekin and fresh meat with two veg for Lightning
And I seem to remember being won by Flynty the last time we were up for auction but I don't ever remember being collected and taken to Melbourne so if I'm not claimed in the next 72 hours I may...just may.....be available once more
Let's relight this forum 
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
I'll bid for you if she doesn't claim you...
I know you can speak German (a bit 
) and I have Sehnsucht for a guy that understands me 
"I see," said the blind man.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
71 hours 40 minutes left to go! Let's relight this forum
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
I can hardly wait...
"I see," said the blind man.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Damn, lightning is hot....why do such gorgeous looking men always bat for the other team???
Mags I'll eat that square of galaxy and raise the bid by one broken D string (lucky it wasn't a G that snapped). It has a pretty bead on the end and a box of lady gray and chia tea bags.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Mike!! You got real hot
When did that happen?! I think you're almost too hot for me to flirt innocently with now! I feel all coy and stuff.nah!!
*spanks Mike on his spankable butt*
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: nilid69
PS Lightning waxes his chest, I can tell.
Actually, those were taken the day before a swim meet, so I had shaved my entire body.
As for the rest of you, I'll just be sitting in the corner with bright red ears for a while. Don't mind me. (I think those pictures flatter me, personally.)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Oh yeah they do indeed...
*sigh*
"I see," said the blind man.
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Funny how it's always the D string that snaps. Lady gray's good too. Earl's better. Any advance?
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
A perth girl gone walkabout...
396 posts
Location: Back home in Perth WA, Australia
Hee hee, I can always say plus one on any other bid??
I smile because i have no idea whats going on!!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Come on, there must be other hot guys on this board. In fact, I know there are because I've poked through the gallery.
Where are you all?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
A perth girl gone walkabout...
396 posts
Location: Back home in Perth WA, Australia
Its not just guys on the board, or even hot guys in general - Quite simply - Where are all the guys!!
I smile because i have no idea whats going on!!
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
I'd like to raise my bid on (incipient Dr.) Mike by a Gillette Mach 3 Power razor chassis, 120 blades, 10 tubes of the new soap-free Gillette shave gel, the corresponding cooling aftershave, a translucent white Speedo(tm) in his size (or one size smaller), and a digital camera.
Da mi basia mille, deinde centum.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
I will also personally apply any of the above if requested.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Xopher, that's great, except I'm not shaving down again for a long time. (My armpits itch
)But I'll take the camera!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Lightning get a stiff body brush and use it on all the area's you shaved every morning. That helps stop the itching and stops hairs becoming ingrown.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
I add a nice stiff body brush, and a nice stiff body, to my bid. Also anti-itch balm for your armpits.
And the camera is for more smooth-like-a-dolphin pics of you. Shave everything except your armpits (I think men look a little odd with shaved pits myself...not like you have to wear a strapless evening gown, or at least I hope not).
Oh, also a jar of coconut oil (solid at room temperature, liquid at skin temperature, a blob of it melts instantly when you drop it on someone's back...also it's perfect for massage, because it's just slippery enough, but not TOO slippery). To be used just prior to the camera.
...dein mille altera, dein secunda centum...
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, what's with the Latin? I'm not able to decipher it. I speak the form of Latin that is spoken in Spain these days, so that dialect is a bit beyond me...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland
Mmmmhhh..... well I don't know about the dein... mille is (obviously) thousand, altera is like the other one, secunda... mmhhh... centum is hundred.... I don't really get it
Okay I just found it on the net: it's out of a poem or something called "To Lesbia" (Catullus I,5 ):
...Da mi basia mille, deinde centum,
Dein mille altera, dein secunda centum,...
It means:
...Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred!
Then another thousand, then a second hundred,...
EDITED_BY: Fräulein (1092953600)
"I see," said the blind man.
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
i would post a photo but i'm too in awe of Dr Mike's beshaven bod.
When you say shaved everything, do you mean EVERYTHING? "I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Mags, everything except eyebrows and what is covered by the suit.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
you've prolly heard this a thousand times, lightning, but you remind me of vin diesel. lots.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Actually, I haven't gotten that one yet.
Oh, MiG's really cute. Why aren't you up for sale, mate?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i am, and aimee is currently in the lead. but that would involve fixing computers. which i find fun, but irritating at the time.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Written by: It's...Lightning!
Mags, everything except eyebrows and what is covered by the suit.
That's a relief. You don't wanna know how much that itches.
Or so i've been told...
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Believe me, the rest of me itches enough. Strangely, it's really in vogue right now and not just in the Queer community (I see lots of naked people...'tis my job).
I don't get it. I had to survive puberty to earn that. Why would I want to get rid of it?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA
Written by: Fräulein
Mmmmhhh..... well I don't know about the dein... mille is (obviously) thousand, altera is like the other one, secunda... mmhhh... centum is hundred.... I don't really get it
Okay I just found it on the net: it's out of a poem or something called "To Lesbia" (Catullus I,5 ):
...Da mi basia mille, deinde centum,
Dein mille altera, dein secunda centum,...
It means:
...Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred!
Then another thousand, then a second hundred,...
I knew someone would get it, if only by Googling it. As soon as I saw the pix of STB Dr. Mike, those words (in the setting by Carl Orff, which I've known since HS) popped into my head. Side by side Latin and English for the whole poem. Lesbia's name was actually Clodia; Catullus called her Lesbia in honor of the greatest poet ever (IHO), Sappho (from the Greek isle of Lesbos).
And MiG, STB Dr. Mike is MUCH more attractive than Vin Diesel. Who is sexy, make no mistake, but...
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Ha har!!
Finally fooled my computer into opening this ridiculously large thread without crashing...
I would like to bid a well-loved monkey (stuffed) for ado-p.
And, just cos I'm greedy (or at least, confident of my abilities), I would like to also bid my favourite thesaurus for Mags T Jedi.
And now I'm going to check out the female auction to see who I can buy there (or am I supposed to sell myself?!!!
)xx
Getting to the other side 
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Hmmm, mighty tempting. Throw in a Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable and i might go look up flights to Belfast. (Can't be much from Newquay, surely!)
I wonder if anyone would notice if i put myself up for bid in the female auction? Probably not.
Mike, your point is incredibly well made. Shame you didn't make it about a year ago, you could have saved me some very uncomfortable moments. Never let your girlfriend (or boyfriend, delete as appropriate) watch too much porn.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
member
169 posts
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of europe
alright, as my ego swelled to gallactic size when i recieved a 100 000 euro bid, i must try to put some more meat on this matter and sell myself
now i must admit that Zeus the lightning god
has put on a good show which im sure most will admit has raised the stakes in this enterprise, but that isn't, technicaly speaking, competition for me I must defend my personal interests (my personal interests: be bought and used for unspeakable things by beautiful woman, or women ). so here goes, why you should buy Yanni, or at least go for the free trial session-i am french, so at least i have that tactical asset.
-i, too, consider the act of giving head as one of my most favourite things to do
-i can compose morose and depressive poetry, and recite it with a thick french accent, or better, recite it...in french!
-i can spin poi, oh wait... so can you all, ok forget that one
-i cannot, i repeat, cannot fix a computer. (im sure some find that sexy, maybe)
-i can fit into relatively small spaces and do not snore, not even during sex
-i cannot think of anything else
oh yes, of course
-i can cook, well, it can be risky but im still alive so...
ps: i heard there was a female auction in this area, maybe i can find a reciprocal bidder and we can cancel the whole economic process out and get to the point
-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.
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