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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
yes, SmallBoy, yes you are, the bidding speaks for itself, you're fine merchandise!
and Ray, we'll just have to see what da probes say. suck in a deep breath when they go in, now, so they fit in snug & straight. . . and watch the wires attached to the surfaces. . .
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
no offence bud but my monday came up and kicked my ass, sorry I am not in the mood for your probe antics no offence man
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
*punches Firemike* What did I say about not putting that piccy up you arse.... Myst, are you my daddy
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
(* uppercuts Bram as i pop back up from sideways *)
quote:yo, tartan, bro, (* haw haw haw haw haw *) you in that pic, & you're calling me an arse? (* haw haw haw huhhhh ha! * rolls on the ground uncontrollably laughin *)
Originally posted by Bram:
What did I say about not putting that piccy up you arse.... Myst, are you my daddy
but don't blame me, it was your ma & pa sent it to us! wanted to show off your. . .stuff so they can make & sell more lil Brams, Flynt's giving them a special future package commission rate for all your lil siblings if you go for a good price next sale!
and yeah, you sure are confuzzed
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
Ask cassandra bram...I think not...
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
oh..... i thought she was just warning everyone what a honey you were.... and for all the girls to hang onto their hearts??
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Can i bring to the attention of everyone that Rozi actually owns UCOF...
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
YIPEE! im loved!
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Yippeee!!!
I got Bram, I got UCOF, I got FalloutBoy, I got Ray (depsite his desparate attempts to be taken off my hands ). I got all the really cute ones
So UCOF, how does it feel to be owned body and soul (emphasis on the body)?
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Oh, and in purchasing you, do I get three for the price of one ?
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
*grumble from back of holding pens*
Some people get all the luck, I've been sat in here for a week now and no one's as much as passed a fishy little eye over me, I guess I'll just have to break out and escape this life of self-humiliation!!
whats up with all the limitations?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Its kinda tickles....
and yes....you do get all of us...up for some fun and games?
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
It appears that Rozi is starting her own harem of men
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
whoever can properly translate Ich bin Nutte gets to make Firemike shut up wif his pervertedness stuff
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Hey Kurobei, what are you up to in that pen, I thought you belonged to Flynt?
But you are welcome to join my harem
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
ummm... yes.... yes he does....
tucks Kurobei under her arm and sneaks off with him, all stealthy knight in shining armour like....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Clank...clank...clank
Knights in armour, shining or not, are not very stealthy
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
its um....... clank proof?
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Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
AUCTIONHOUSE RULES REMINDER
Patrons!
(PROSPECTIVE) ITEM # 299 Myst kindly prompts us to remind you all,
there are primarly 3 ways, though we will consider others, for merchandise to be entered for sale:
(1) ITEM submitted by owner (not self), sales proceeds to owner, less commission. any proceeds or other rewards/ punishments to ITEM are responsibility of the owner.
(2) ITEM submits self, either because free and therefore owner of self, or with clearance from all other owner(s). we will give some goodwill towards presuming honesty, especially for prime meat. sales proceeds less commission to ITEM, who may be accepting them on behalf of several parties. claims of parents to proceeds for costs & horror of raising the ITEM, as in the case of ITEM #2132 Bram's parents (one motivation behind their sending in the very popular kilted photograph of him), at the discretion of our sales clerks, accounting deparmtent, outside auditors (Arthur Anderson, we seem to remember), or at time of sale, within some prerogatives of the Executive Auctioneer when in dispute.
(3) ITEM under sale by court order, paramilitary caretakers, through irresistibly lusting Merchandising staff or bidders, and Other parties. . . terms at discretion of House officials, not released to the public.
in the case of (PROSPECTIVE) ITEM # 299 Myst, the only evidence we found is:
Cassandra: "Don't bid on him, girls, he is father to a baby boy blue glowstick and the mum is a French member of our Board"
previous siring of offspring is no barrier to sales in this House, especially without legal ownership created by Indentured Male certificates, and marriage documents as an influence in merchandise receiving in this House are currently undergoing a VERY LONG REVIEW (so don't expect to persuade any one with them before da next ice age), so as far as our clerks see,
(PROSPECTIVE) ITEM # 299 Myst CLEARED FOR PUTTING ON THE BLOCK!
ANYONE OUT OF CATEGORIES (1), (2), or (3) -
owners, Myst himself, or lusty bidders & merchants, WANT TO PUT HIM UP FOR SALE NOW?
IF SO, SHOUT!
thank you for your kind attention, and enjoy the Auction.
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
well said FireMike!
pats her second in charge on the back
Currently on the right side up of the world.
239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA
Okay, so i gots bendy, he said so himself.
For FireMike, i'm bidding....
everything.
Yep, all of it...
We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
including your shoes??
i dont know if i can let FireMike go... JadeLynx, i will let you bid for him on the proviso, that he remain second in command, and my proxy bidder at The Official Male HoP Auction House...
That ok?
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
WHAT?
(* wipes sweat *)
(* aside to Flynt: "oh, yeah, i get it Boss, let her bid & da price goes UP! wait, you sellin me for appetizers between entrees? oh, okay, Jade Lynx would be such a nice, slow, comfortable. . ." *
* loading dock clerk walks in *
* FireMike: "sorry, Boss, gotta go!" *)
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
(* FireMike mutters to self while on the loading docks with Bronco & Guido: "she couldn't get herself that deal on Imelda Marcos' shoe collection from da Phillipines last year. so now! . . ." *)
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Um, thats ok, i think i'll be keeping FireMike, he's a good little worker...
hehehe
FireMike! OI! wahts with you Boyo, you forget you got powers of delegation? get someone else to move that stuff for you!
Sheesh, you try and train them up for managament, and they just want to be a scrubber.....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
I aint much to look at so I cant be jumpin in this auction...**gets a twinkle in his eye** unless looks dont matter...**twinkle dies** but they do**hangs head** Flashfire dont want me, cassandra dont want me, Rozi said it herself, she has all the Cute ones. I think Im going to go hang my head in shame now. firemike, as a fellow Dome kid, you wanna force someone to take me? Comeon man, I know you got weight on this board, I dont ask for much, throw me a bone. I can do a mean BTB weave and Ive had all my shots. + I promise I only bite when asked. SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE ME!**pouts in he corner**
sincerly -Eric
Its about talent, not make up or costumes.
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
woohoo. mindless meaningless sex wif rozi
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
Ahh someone take the kid, I'm feelin sorry for him already, c'mon you louts, throw him a bone, and not no leg bone either!!!
Don't worry son, it took weeks for me to be snapped up, I spent ages in that cage until Flynt came to save me, bless her little heart!!!
Never give up hope!!!
whats up with all the limitations?
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA
**runs his cup along the bars** its been what 10-15......................... minutes, IM going crazy...SOMEONE HELP!!!
Its about talent, not make up or costumes.
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
Boss, i ain't schleppin da shit (oops, sorry! ears around, maybe), i'm sorting out what Guido stacked way too high behind the intake cages so Bronco can't get em with the forklift. . . those extra Olympic-style awards platform steps where we show off champion #1, champion #2, #3 & stuff. . . dun worry, we'll fixit.
oh, time for:
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
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