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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
ohh, that box.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yes
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
ok. *curls up in box*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*cuddles up to MiG in the box and starts telling him all the wonderful things he can do*
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
does it involve french maid costumes?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
why do you want me to wear one or are you planning on wearing one yourself...?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Hehehehe
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i'm sorry. i get so confused. THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
whichever you prefer
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i'll have to think about that.
P_W if i steal FRD i'll teach you staff.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
why are you confused.
i won't steal FRD. i promise. they say if you love something let it go and if it comes back it loves you too. so i'm letting go.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
we shall see.
i'll love ya anyway. both of ya.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Oh fine! Put me in an uncomfortable position! Cos that might be fair on me
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
you'll be ok FRD whoever you chose will help the other one to do experimants on you anyway so i'm not sure if it really matters. THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*mutters and grumbles*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
oh boy, experiments. yay!
or not, depending on mood :P
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
*hugs everyone and wonders off to have a bath in the real world*
goodbye everybody!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
bye. have fun getting wet
but not too much
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i 'm sure i won't have that much fun. THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
any boys up for auction?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
yeah who's available?
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I believe flashpoint is, he said he would choose once he got back from Glasto, and I believe Glasto is over!
Top bidders being Mynci and Myself, this is regardless however as we own each other....
I will however up my bid for Flashpoint to include every blue sticky-back note in the universe as well as a rare one-of a kind sticky-back note with bouncing smily-face detail (a friend made them and I've used all the rest, this is the only in existance now)
and the piece de resistance....
an annual festival, held in your honour,named after you, in the location of your choice, with the lineup of your choice at the time of your choice, guaranteed not to rain during the proceedings and youll get your own toilet.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
ooo what did i bid?
must protect flashpoint from scary genetic experiments by SNOOPoi,
I up bid
a self laying road so you can drive anywhere
oo a yellow and red stripey paperclip (i have 1 !!)
as much beer as you can consume...ever
some puple sticky punch (wink!)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
oi! whats going on here? lack of things to bid on AND no sales are being made. Wheres flashpoint? Wheres more bidees?
*crosses arms and taps foot on ground while looking at watch*
come on come on Grrrrrrr
huff
floom
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*joins bidding team in flooming*
helloooooo
llooooo
loooo
ooo
o
(echo)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
is
any body
out there
out there
out there (echo)
ha ha
haha
echooo
echooooo
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
ahhh right...
I'm here! I now have to choose right? i have to admit, I cant make a descision while im in work as my head is about to explode... So in 7 hours and 50 mins, at 8pm precisely, i will announce the winner, so far Blu_valley's festival bid is very tempting, however Mynci's bid of all the beer is sounding very interesting too... Unfortunately, I have a red and yellow stripey paperclip, and I also have a blue and purple striped one too...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
BTW, thats 8pm GMT...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Well, Mynci and I have formed a bidding team, so technically the beer and festival are all the same bid... hard to follow I know (please see female auction thread for clarification).
Will up bid to include
1x pirate ship
18 super soakers
a pool of jelly accompanied by two bikini-clad female jelly-wrestlers
and a sandwich
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
nice work blu i had a meeting so have been out of office most of today. but....
x-ray goggles
lady radar
and slap protectors
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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