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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:ok pigeon wigeon you win smile you are now the owner of one linden_rathen and all the legal bills this entails - as well as a pair of tickets to SOAD

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:ROCK ON!!!! biggrin

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:lol smile

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:*sniff* nobody wants me...

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:Written by: curiosity toastied the cat
awwww booo no noddy for me





okay: sold to curiosity toastied the cat!

The starfish kids get:

*for one of the toastied cats

* small water based planet marble thing

*a mystic spoon

* paranoia

*a doodle of my last acid trip

*some ego

*a stare (anything could come of that)

*a large blacklight

*and a mug with a saucy looking chicken

*curiositys own answer to life, the universe and everything

*some cherries

*chocolate sprinkles

*a flake

*some haribo

*squirty cream

*onion bahjis

*a pint

*noodles

*prawn crackers



I'll be back up for auction in 1 month



Curiosity Toastied the Cat, you own me till 21 July 2005! Please play nice!


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Ok for a second day coz blo*dy avatar wont change we have one mynci (bet it changes back now) several miles on clock cute and fuzzly, (with big sharp pointy teeth) *mimics pointy teeth with fingers in mouth* nana

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Yup fuzzy avatar gone bye bye but still up for auction, flaming version of me i believe has already gone...(blu_valley i think?) so this is a last minute sale early risers only.
Quick sale needed. who wants my cute side? angel


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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:huff i wanted the flamey one.
because it is mine


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:bid for MiG:

a red telephone that goes dring dring
a pen no idea what colour the ink is..
a life times supply of caramel tea
2 bags of 5 star fairy dust (excellent quality..)
the london 1871 census (no idea what it is but i'm at lauz's house n it looks good smile)
a gold crayon, i believe it has magic powers...
and lots of hugs hughughughughughughughughughughughug


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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Many thanks for said photographic skills. greatly appreciated along with comments on video of said photograph.
(love the way the music stops and you can hear you and aimee talking)
sorry i went up when you weren't around


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:But still 1 fuzzy mynci p for grabs (no takers yesterday)

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ooh! me me! i'll bid i'll bid!

a roll of silver celotape,
a card with pretty purple flowers on it,
all the crumpets in asda,
lots of hugs and kisses hugkiss
7 staples,
and a lifetimes supply of peaches. biggrin


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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:For Mynci I bid

A rubber dingy
some celophane
a nose-plug
a bath-plug
A barbed wire resin toilet seat
an elephant named George
two cakes
a piece of lint
1000000 rays of sunshine
a sandwhich
and the city of lilliput




biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:oooh ..mmmmm.
important question
what type of peaches....how old? fresh? a week? a year?
5000 years!!
But am liking the elephant....hmm it could lead my undying l;egion of the damned...(waa ha ha)
devil


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i will also bid for mynci:
jelly beans,
an apple (green or red or even the pink one which is my favorite.)
a pencil complete with pencil sharpener,
some blue tac,
and... wait for it... a pink highlighter. biggrin


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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:The elephant also comes with a lifetime supply of his own food and is self-washing.

Will also add to the bid
another 500 souls to add to your legion from my own personal collection. All fully house-trained and scary looking ( apart from soul number 467. Hes a bit happy-go-lucky)

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Looks like Blu Valley is going for the complete Mynci set Firey & fuzzy.....
Still a little time left.....


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i will also bid:

free trips around the world with my magic wings, your very own wand, and i will keep your secret. he he he


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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I'll also add A jumbo-jet that uses air as fuel, so completely environmentaly friendly and free to run. It is big enough to transport your legion and elephant to anywhere in the galaxy as it is also a spaceship and can also glide under water as is completely water-proof.

Will also make available 8 of my 12 aircraft hangers to store it when not in use!

Oh, and a cherry (theyre really good) wink


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:mmm...still need to know how old are the peaches...
v. important.....the correct age peach could snatch victory...for anyone!!!!
who knows the important agefor a peach? the clues are there...
(probably if your in twenties and like dodgy dubbing and girls dressed as boys)


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:the peaches are at the age that you like them the best. i will also throw in my peotry, my songs i wrote. they have music to them n everythin...

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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:umm...I'll throw in a giant peach (bought it from my mate James)
So at some point of eating it in your life, it will be perfect!

This will also fit in the jet and theres still room enough for a trampoline and a house.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:this is my final i bid. i bid my love and affection. the use of my incredible intelligence (ubblol) and the knowledge that even if he picks blu_valley i will still love him. i will still love blu_valley too. biggrin

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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:the correct age will infer either:
strength
wisdom
or
immortallity
For this I was kicked out of the kingdom of heaven
*shakes head, then chases pigsy and sandy and tripitaka*


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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblol

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Ok, I'll throw a smile in too, accompanied by a nod. (Because I know theres meaning to this whole peach thing and I recall a tripitaka in the back of my mind somewhere, but its a monday-tuesday, I'm not required to think again till Thursday) Luv u too SNOOpoi, I just really really want a set! biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:s'ok. i will make no more bids. it's up to mynci now. biggrin

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Yeah, come on, youre bleedin us dry here! No more bids from me either! biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:OK....
As much as I appreciated SNOOPoi's sentiments *gives a big hug* hug
Unfortunately my legion will require auxilliaries if I am to conquer the afterlife and spend oblivion in comfort, with power over my enemies.
So.......
Blu_valley *bows*
Please pay bid at otherworldly bank.
Acc: 337666279
sort code: 69-00-77
Name:Maleficus Mynci (esq)


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:All i wanted was a 10,000 year old magic peach. (sorry)
*toddles off*


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