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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:i also will build you a big pool as its real hot and you can just swim in it when u want.
and when im real rich i will buy you lots of expensive cars


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:i will give noddy the power to be god and create his own universe his own people he will have ultimate power

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:yeah but the multi-dimensional portals will take noddy anywhere he desires

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:Written by: mynci


I bid....
wait for it....
A hat with a bell on.



ubblol

i like...


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:you would take the losuy hat with a bell on over a whole entire universe for yourself with multi-dimensional portals that give you everything you could possibly desire?

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:well after all i bid noddy to have freedom if i win he will not be my property but my great friend who i will look after and share stuff with and make sure he gets what he wants and is happy

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:woo hoo !
I also bid...

a little red car


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:ok your all still in with it

sorry mynci i have a little red and yellow car

its in the garage...


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ladies....
my ears are big...look (today only)
noddy knows a good deal...


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:i leave my bid at freedom and all he wants as my last offer as when you love like want somebody if you care enough for them you will let them decide whats best for them without getting nasty i apologise to the cat,
if your what noddy wants i hope you win, if i am i hope i win if mynci is i hope she wins. its your choice noddy


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:I will personally kill Hammond on Top Gear so you can have a fun job

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:ok i think im going to close this deal

lauz you win
mynci if you are avaliable im buying you!
curiosity your going to be mine!

Muwahahahaha...


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I'm on 1 day deal for furry mynci the neo-nightmare.
biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:good i bid:

a tuna sandwich
half a packet of quavers
a squid
a gerbil
5 fleas from a flea circus
a pair of suspenders


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:yay i win i win
im so happy kiss


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Noddy....

*coughs politely*

keep away from fish (will kiss and hugg 'em but never swallow *keen fish keeping*)

EDITED_BY: mynci (1119279943)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:awwww booo no noddy for me

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:ok, I cant keep track.

To whomever is up for auction and to the next person who is up for auction I bid the following (Its ok, I have more the one of each of the below to place on multiple bids)

a tall ship and a star to steer her by
a mango
a very very long piece of string
a rheindeer jumper
a copy of drop dead fred on VHS
A lot of pebbles
some water
a life time supply of blue post-it notes
All the AA batteries you could wish for
A ping-pong set
36 air-pump super-soakers
An aquarium
A light-sabre (green)
A bouncy castle
A trampoline
An entire games arcade
A lifetime mebership to any clup pertaining to the vice of your choice
and some marshmellows

Final offer!

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:mynci are you up for auction?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*mutters* someone stole me noddy :O r00deness and i was gunna bid an animated avitar as well but nm :P

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:linden are you up for auction?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:yes
not got many bids frown even with my amazing song writting/ poetry writing skills of wonderness


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:I biddededed!! I think I win biggrin

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:not yet you dont :P give it another 15 minutes i think

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:hmmm i would definatly say your winning tho claire as i own aime anyway (though the SOAD tickets would be lush smile )

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:i bid SOAD tickets too... biggrin

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:you dont have any :P

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:I do if I win you and buy them off Ebay... biggrin

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:lmao ok smile (ill hold you to that tongue)
only 1 minute left


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:*does a lil dance...*

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