Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:my lord. eek eek eek eek eek

Cookie monster has just announced that he is giving up cookies and has turned to healthy eating..
Im not kidding it was just on the news.. they thought that he was influencing children to eat cookies. rolleyes yeah like kids wouldnt want to eat cookies unless they saw cookie monster do it....ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

what will he sing now? Carrot, carrot, carrot start with c? ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

whats next? People demand that Humphry B Bear starts to wear pants? eek eek eek eek eek


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Post deleted by roarfire

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Yeah, i saw the cookie monster thing, too.
Sad
Hes now the carrot monster


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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DoktorSkell
DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land
Member Since: 11th Jan 2005
Total posts: 475
Posted:PvP did a joke on this, check it out here
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20050408


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:that's just horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm properly shocked now. It's just as silly as plans in the UK to ban "king-sized" chocolate bars because noone needs that much chocolate and calories, but still selling muffins, doughnuts, 100-, 200- and 300-g-chocolate bars and whole pizzas. Blind actionism frown But while I can live with just buying 2 small chocolate bars instead, a carrot-monster is definitely not good! Poor children! How's the cookie-monster gonna make all the crumbs with carrots!!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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fluffy napalm fairy
fluffy napalm fairy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Member Since: 12th Dec 2001
Total posts: 3638
Posted:aaaaarrrrrrrrgh!!

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank

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Psycho_lemming
Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 16th Jul 2004
Total posts: 15
Posted:NOOOOOO!eek eek eek
not the cookie monster.... they cant do that!


Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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Medusa
Medusa

veteran
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...
Member Since: 25th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1433
Posted:mmm...yum yum yum carrots....


Kinda doesn't have the same ring about it....


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polythene
veteran
Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:Banning king size chocolate bars? But nobody 'needs chocolate' (ok we do, but not in the way nutritionists mean! biggrin) at all, so that's just pointless...!

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:eek

Oh the stupidity of it.

Poor Cookie Monster frown


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:awwwww no!!!

LONG LIVE THE COOKIE MONSTER!!! xxx


tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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ilsanya
ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 798
Posted:no more cookie monster? HOW DARE THEY?! eek frown

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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Sym
Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 1858
Posted:Or maybe kids could get out in to the real world rather than watching american TV programs. I've never see that program so I have no idea what you're talking about. Getting kids to eat proper food can't be a bad thing though, can it?

What's all the fuss about?


There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136

gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:c is for cookie and that's good enough for me!!! ubblol

*giggle* well, somone had to say it!!!

ubbloco


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:*looks at big box of carrots*

Just doesn't feel the same.


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:You've never seen Sesame street?!?!

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Sym
Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 1858
Posted:Nope, not once, and I never wanted to.

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:i loved the little caterpilla thing - that was soooo cute!

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:at least that article didn't mention carrots. Though anyways, here's my prediction for Sesame Street in 15 years:

Government Health Advisor (HA) and Sesame Street Producer (S) meet in an office.
HA: "These figures show that children eat fewer vegetables than they used to 15 years ago. This is very worrying."
S: "What do you want us to do?"
HA: "We think that carrots should not be advertised by a monster. This gives children the wrong idea, they think eating carrots all the time is bad. Children who turn up at school with carrots in their lunchboxes are being bullied."
S: "So, you think we should make the monster DISLIKE carrots and make it eat something unhealthy?"
HA: "Exactly. It must be something starting with C though... to keep the identification with the character up."
S: "C... C... Cookies!"

biggrin


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:ubbcrying

This is a dark day for us all.....


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duballstar
duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 2216
Posted:eek nnoooooooo.... maybe they should ban aggressive advertising at kids instead? but i don't expect the thought of that did they? umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:*waits for 'larger woman' to be recoloured for offending the chinese/jaundiced/canaries*

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:But about about Grouch?

Will he be banned from living in a trash can cos it's unhygenic??

(offtopic) My favourite was the Count.

1.... Muhahah. 2.... muhahahha 3.... muhahahah


Getting to the other side smile

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:lol yeah i was at work this arvo, and elmo was on the radio, grover's been on for the last few weeks.. cookie monster's on the tv, they're doing well for themselves, media wise.

mmm cooooookie....... tongue


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MissEgyptology
MissEgyptology

officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 195
Posted:They're killing a classic...

and maybe they should consider parents teaching cookies in moderation? I know, I get these crazy revolutionist ideas sometimes, I'm sorry. wink


"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka
Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK
Member Since: 26th Jun 2004
Total posts: 385
Posted:The world is slowly murdering everything that we know and love...Lucky Charms, Mountain Dew, Cookie Monster...who knows what's next confused

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:Ech, can't say I ever loved mountain dew... I would never voluntarily drink something the color of nuclear waste...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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drakematrix
drakematrix

Maker of the Cheesecake
Location: Akron, OH
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 174
Posted:Wait, scratch that, I did drink mountain dew once, when I had to stay up late to study for a test... I ended up ripping a dragon out of the astral plane and into my car... it wasn't pretty...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:vodka?

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