ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
my lord. eek eek eek eek eek

Cookie monster has just announced that he is giving up cookies and has turned to healthy eating..
Im not kidding it was just on the news.. they thought that he was influencing children to eat cookies. rolleyes yeah like kids wouldnt want to eat cookies unless they saw cookie monster do it....ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

what will he sing now? Carrot, carrot, carrot start with c? ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

whats next? People demand that Humphry B Bear starts to wear pants? eek eek eek eek eek

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Post deleted by roarfire

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Yeah, i saw the cookie monster thing, too.
Sad
Hes now the carrot monster

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



DoktorSkellSILVER Member
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia


Posted:
PvP did a joke on this, check it out here
https://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20050408

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
that's just horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm properly shocked now. It's just as silly as plans in the UK to ban "king-sized" chocolate bars because noone needs that much chocolate and calories, but still selling muffins, doughnuts, 100-, 200- and 300-g-chocolate bars and whole pizzas. Blind actionism frown But while I can live with just buying 2 small chocolate bars instead, a carrot-monster is definitely not good! Poor children! How's the cookie-monster gonna make all the crumbs with carrots!!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
aaaaarrrrrrrrgh!!

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
NOOOOOO!eek eek eek
not the cookie monster.... they cant do that!

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
mmm...yum yum yum carrots....


Kinda doesn't have the same ring about it....

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Banning king size chocolate bars? But nobody 'needs chocolate' (ok we do, but not in the way nutritionists mean! biggrin) at all, so that's just pointless...!

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek

Oh the stupidity of it.

Poor Cookie Monster frown

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
awwwww no!!!

LONG LIVE THE COOKIE MONSTER!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
no more cookie monster? HOW DARE THEY?! eek frown

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!


SymBRONZE Member
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
Or maybe kids could get out in to the real world rather than watching american TV programs. I've never see that program so I have no idea what you're talking about. Getting kids to eat proper food can't be a bad thing though, can it?

What's all the fuss about?

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom



margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
c is for cookie and that's good enough for me!!! ubblol

*giggle* well, somone had to say it!!!

ubbloco

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
*looks at big box of carrots*

Just doesn't feel the same.

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
You've never seen Sesame street?!?!

SymBRONZE Member
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nope, not once, and I never wanted to.

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
i loved the little caterpilla thing - that was soooo cute!

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
at least that article didn't mention carrots. Though anyways, here's my prediction for Sesame Street in 15 years:

Government Health Advisor (HA) and Sesame Street Producer (S) meet in an office.
HA: "These figures show that children eat fewer vegetables than they used to 15 years ago. This is very worrying."
S: "What do you want us to do?"
HA: "We think that carrots should not be advertised by a monster. This gives children the wrong idea, they think eating carrots all the time is bad. Children who turn up at school with carrots in their lunchboxes are being bullied."
S: "So, you think we should make the monster DISLIKE carrots and make it eat something unhealthy?"
HA: "Exactly. It must be something starting with C though... to keep the identification with the character up."
S: "C... C... Cookies!"

biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ubbcrying

This is a dark day for us all.....

duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek nnoooooooo.... maybe they should ban aggressive advertising at kids instead? but i don't expect the thought of that did they? umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*waits for 'larger woman' to be recoloured for offending the chinese/jaundiced/canaries*

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
But about about Grouch?

Will he be banned from living in a trash can cos it's unhygenic??

(offtopic) My favourite was the Count.

1.... Muhahah. 2.... muhahahha 3.... muhahahah

Getting to the other side smile


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
lol yeah i was at work this arvo, and elmo was on the radio, grover's been on for the last few weeks.. cookie monster's on the tv, they're doing well for themselves, media wise.

mmm cooooookie....... tongue

MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
They're killing a classic...

and maybe they should consider parents teaching cookies in moderation? I know, I get these crazy revolutionist ideas sometimes, I'm sorry. wink

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
The world is slowly murdering everything that we know and love...Lucky Charms, Mountain Dew, Cookie Monster...who knows what's next confused

†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
Ech, can't say I ever loved mountain dew... I would never voluntarily drink something the color of nuclear waste...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


drakematrixSILVER Member
Maker of the Cheesecake
174 posts
Location: Akron, OH, USA


Posted:
Wait, scratch that, I did drink mountain dew once, when I had to stay up late to study for a test... I ended up ripping a dragon out of the astral plane and into my car... it wasn't pretty...

What exactly do I have to light on fire to get you to notice me?


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
vodka?


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